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Boris Johnson’s First Few Days

Boris Johnson’s first few days as mayor of London...

Posted: 2nd, May 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Can You Hear Me Mr Hoon, A Sad Man Tonight

NEW Labour is undone. Old Labour is undone.

Can you hear me Mr Hoon?

Labour in all its guises is undone. And Mr Geoff Hoon, the Labour Party’s Chief Whip, is talking with Mr Dimbleby of the BBC.

Can you …

Posted: 2nd, May 2008 | In: Politicians, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Autograph Hunting With Saddam Hussein

SERGEANT Mark Heinbaugh survived a meeting with Saddam Hussein, and he has the autograph to prove it.

Not only that but Saddam was good enough to sign the ace of spades playing card, the top trump on Iraq’s Most Wanted …

Posted: 2nd, May 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Further Education Is National Service

PERPETUATING poor standards in education:

The danger of making school attendance compulsory up to the age of 18 is not simply the infringement of the rights of the individual involved, it is also the associated disadvantages for those at school

Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Police Graffiti Inside The Palace Of Westminster

TONY Blair is a…

Brother E-K used to be a security officer at the Palaces of Westminster… A little while back someone had etched the word “C*** !” on Tony Blair’s dispatch box. They didn’t find the culprit but little

Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Trouble At The Polling Booths In London Mayoral Election

IN Islington, no-one can hear you scream:

The council staff operating the ballot were inexperienced (that is putting it politely). A voter ahead of me in the queue was querying what details they were writing where and was threatening to

Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Ken Livingstone And George Galloway Show

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IT’S Ken Livingtone and George Galloway

From 

Via

Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How To Milk A Motorist And Spot A Yellow Menace To Children

fuel_tax_chancellor.jpgCAN you milk a motorist?

The Mail says you can. And in “MILKING THE MOTORIST”, the paper says that one in three motorists is caught each year by parking wardens or speed cameras.

David Ruffley, the Tory police …

Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (18) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Not Spanking ‘Neurotic’ Gordon Brown At The Polls

brown_alarm.gifAN up and at ‘em wake up call from the new improved Daily Sport: “DON’T VOTE! GET LAID!”

For those of you not up with Americanisms, those of you who like your Sport to focus on association football and not …

Posted: 1st, May 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Eliot Splitz-Her Story: An Eliot Spitzer Porn Parody

ELIOT Spitzer is undown, literally.

But he is famous. He has his own porn film – at least one inspired by his antics. Eliot Splitz-Her:

Posted: 30th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hillary Clinton Attacks Bush For Not Stopping Bill’s Project

HILLARY Clinton blasts Bush for not stopping a project her husband approved:

It’s a story Hillary Clinton loves to tell, about how the Chinese government bought a good American company in Indiana, laid off all its workers and moved its

Posted: 30th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Elle Decor China Bans Donna Karan For Dalai Lama Picture

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COME see Donna Karan’s New York home. But not you in China. Not you.

You can look away lest you become corrupted by Karan’s inviting kitchen and carpet bouncier than a Page 3 model trampoline.

Lest you see the picture …

Posted: 30th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What Barack Obama Should Do About Wright

DICK Morris tells Barack Obama what do to about Jeremiah Wright:

If Obama continues to base his defence on history, he will just wade into deeper trouble. The “I wasn’t there; I didn’t hear him” defence just invites journalists to

Posted: 30th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Jailing Of Jeffrey Archer

JEFFREY was in jail:

The Governor who debriefed us told us that he had been responsible for Jeffrey Archer while he was at the Bay. “Quite the most obnoxious prisoner I have ever dealt with” he said “Kept trying to

Posted: 30th, April 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama Notices That People Are Noticing Jeremiah Wright

barack1.jpgBARACK Obama “OUTRAGED AND SADDENED” about Jeremiah Wright:

His comments were not only divisive … but I believe that they end up giving comfort to those who prey on hate . . . . Whatever relationship I had

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Iran Warns Of Dangers Of Barbie Dolls And Harry Potter

barbie-iran.jpgIRANIANS have been alerted to the “destructive” cultural and social consequences of importing Barbie dolls.

Prosecutor General Ghorban Ali Dori Najafabadi has written an official letter to Vice President Parviz Davoudi. In it, hhe say Barbie is a “danger” that …

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Your Chance To Punch Hillary Clinton

hillary-barack-fight.jpgTHE New York Post has created an online game where you can smack the crap out of Hillary Clinton or Barack Obama.

Would you hit a woman? And if not, why not?

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Chair Sniffers Confess: Troy Buswell Inhales

buswell.jpgA WOMAN, who does not wish to be named, says Mr Troy Buswell, West Australian Opposition Leader, began to sniff the chair she had been sitting on at his Parliament House office in December 2005.

“I was shocked and outraged …

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Song Contest For Saddam Hussein’s Birthday

saddam-hussein-hanging.jpg“BUSH, Bush you low-life! Saddam’s blood is not cheap!” chant the schoolgirls stood around Saddam Hussein’s grave in the mausoleum where he is buried.

It’s Saddam’s birthday, at least it would have been had he not been offed. There’s the …

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Hoey Joins Boris Johnson’s Team

KATE Hoey will join Boris Johnson’s administration as a non-executive Director……

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Richard Barnbrook Is The Stereotypical Far Right Leader

richardbarnbrook.jpgTHE Mail is looking at the BNP’s London mayoral candidate Richard Barnbrook, pictured dressed in brown, his short hair parted neatly:

“With a distinctive sartorial style which worries even his most extremist supporters, and a background as a ‘visionary’ artist

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Politicians, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Zhirinovsky, Vice-Chairman Of Duma Is Hunting For Crows

Zhirinovsky, Vice-Chairman of Russian Parliament, the Duma, is hunting for Crows by shooting from a moving train.

He sees some crows and shoots some of them. He then shoots at chickens.

Posted: 29th, April 2008 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jimmy Carter Uses Hamas To Push His 23rd Book

john-prescott-memoirs.jpgJIMMY Carter is using the publicity from his weekend break with Hamas to release his book – his 23rd book.

(Picture: Beau Bo D’Or Website.)

Could Tony Blair make it to 23 books? The New Testament only has …

Posted: 28th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama And Jeremiah Wright: The Black Clap And Britney Spears

JEREMIAH Wright is talking. And talking. And talking. He does an impression of Britney Spears doing an impression of Dick Van Dyke speaking English like they do in England.

“Barack HUSSEIN Obama,” he says. “Barack HUSSEIN Obama, Barack HUSSEIN Obama. …

Posted: 28th, April 2008 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nuclear Explosions Since 1945 And Deformities

nuclear-explosions.pngTHIS is a map of all the nuclear explosions since 1945.

Click on it to make it, er, blow up.

Interestingly, a painter by the name of Cornelia Hesse-Honegger collects and paints mutant bugs in the vicinity of irradiated wastelands.…

Posted: 28th, April 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0