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The Queen Brings Sarkozy To Elevated Heels

french president heels The Queen Brings Sarkozy To Elevated HeelsHER Majesty is meeting with M. Sarkozy:

All this is dressed up in glowing terms as, “a new Franco-British brotherhood,” with Nick telling us that we ought to get together as “we have the same enemies throughout the world.” Not quite right is that.

He forgot to count the French.

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Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Politicians, Queen Elizabeth and Phil, Royal Family, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Political Quotes Of The Day: Hillary Clinton Is Human

hillary clinton human Political Quotes Of The Day: Hillary Clinton Is HumanHOW does Hillary Clinton spin a lie, or a mistook?

Says she: “So I made a mistake. That happens. It proves I’m human, which you know, for some people, is a revelation.”

Barack Obama should forgive her. Afte all, to err is human, to forgive divine

Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Challenges Hillary For The Heather Mills Vote

obama child bike Barack Obama Challenges Hillary For The Heather Mills VoteWHILE Hillary Clinton goes for the Heather Mills vote, Barack Obama ia giving a speech commemorating the 42nd anniversary of the march on Selma, Alabama. Barack Obama was aged 3:

What happened in Selma, Alabama and Birmingham also stirred the conscience of the nation. It worried folks in the White House who said, “You know, we’re battling Communism. How are we going to win hearts and minds all across the world?

If right here in our own country, John, we’re not observing the ideals set fort in our Constitution, we might be accused of being hypocrites.” So the Kennedy’s decided we’re going to do an air lift. We’re going to go to Africa and start bringing young Africans over to this country and give them scholarships to study so they can learn what a wonderful country America is.

This young man named Barack Obama got one of those tickets and came over to this country. He met this woman whose great great-great-great-grandfather had owned slaves; but she had a good idea there was some craziness going on because they looked at each other and they decided that we know that the world as it has been it might not be possible for us to get together and have a child.

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Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hillary Clinton Raises The Titantic And Remembers Live Aid

titanic hillary clinton Hillary Clinton Raises The Titantic And Remembers Live AidTHE New England Historic Genealogical Society says Barack Obama is related to President Bush I and II, Gerald R. Ford, Lyndon B. Johnson, Harry S. Truman and James Madison.

He is also related to Brad Pitt because a common ancestor lived 11 generations ago.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is the ninth cousin twice removed of Angelina Jolie, with whom she saved Namibia from genocide.

D. Brenton Simons, president of the 163-year-old genealogical society, also notes that Mrs. Clinton is also related to:

Jack Kerouac (co-author of On The Road With Hill and Bill)

Madonna (with whom Hillary appeared at Live Aid)

Celine Dion (without whom Hillary could not have raised the Titanic)

Alanis Morissette (You Oughta Know – Linda Tripp mix)

Camilla Parker-Bowles – an infamous mistress and therfore not in the least bit like Hillary

Hillary Clinton is 29.

Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Organising Liberal Youth, Whenever

LIBERAL YOUTH needs to be organised…

What do we want?

Whatever you want.

When do we want it?

Whenver…

Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Liberal Democrats, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hillary And Bill Clinton’s Lies, Cries And Ties

HILLARY Clinton’s “misspoke” mistake that she dodged sniper fire on a trip to Bosnia 12 years ago will enters the American political lexicon.

While Bill Clinton is remembered for fingering his tie (the one Monica Lewinsky bought him) and arguing the toss over the meaning of “sexual relations”, and the Bush administration is known for its “known unknowns”, Hillary will forever be linked to her tears and her misspake.

Of course, Hillary’s mistook pales into insignificance when allied to the contributions of Tony Blair who went one better than twisting words when he actually managed to bend time to his will and turn 45 minutes into so much more…

More at Hillary Clinton Fails The Pinocchio Test In The Balkans

Posted: 26th, March 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hitchens On Obama’s Smooth Apologetics

CHRISTOPHER HITCHENS on Barack OBAMA:

You often hear it said, of some political or other opportunist, that he would sell his own grandmother if it would suit his interests. But you seldom, if ever, see this notorious transaction actually being performed, which is why I am slightly surprised that Obama got away with it so easily. . . . To have accepted Obama’s smooth apologetics is to have lowered one’s own pre-existing standards for what might constitute a post-racial or a post-racist future. It is to have put that quite sober and realistic hope, meanwhile, into untrustworthy and unscrupulous hands. And it is to have done this, furthermore, in the service of blind faith. Mark my words: This disappointment is only the first of many that are still to come.

Posted: 25th, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


EU To Decide If It Can Make A Lake From Mead

mead EU To Decide If It Can Make A Lake From MeadJERRY Schooler is an award-winning English fruit wine maker, purveyor of silver birch wine, bramble liqueur and mead.

The Telegraph says Mr Schooler’s customers include “royal palaces and the National Trust”.

The paper also notes that Mr Schooler has been presented with a bill for £30,000 after the European Union ruled that he was using the wrong sized bottles.

Mr Schooler uses traditional 37.5cl bottles. The EU states that the bottles must measure 35cl.

But perhaps the most interesting thing is that officials are not sure whether to classify mead as wine or spirit. Anorak suggest classifying mead as “revolting”. But rules are rules.

We urge Mr Schooler to force the EU to rule on what mead is. And then solicit the support of cultural arbiter Jonathan Meades to carry the fight, and also create  slogan for mead, such as “I Feel The Need For Mead”, “Mead Is Murder For Thirst” and a cocktail called “Mead And Mild”, for your honey…

Posted: 25th, March 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Money, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tory Councillor On Shannon Matthews And Sterilising People On Benefits

 Tory Councillor On Shannon Matthews And Sterilising People On BenefitsTORY councillor John Ward has been musing on his blog about Shannon Matthews and social engineering.

Mr Ward, a 58-year- old bachelor, wrote:

“This is yet another example of ‘Breakdown Britain’… “Children become just a means toward that end, and are of themselves of little if any further significance in this new society.

“I think there is an increasingly strong case for compulsory sterilisation of all those who have had a second (or third, or whatever) child while living off state handouts…
“With over-population being the root cause of so much that negatively impacts Planet Earth, the very last thing the world needs is to encourage excessive breeding.”

Mr Ward has backtracked a little. He says: “I’m half-blind and missed out a word, I should have written ‘consideration’. I’m sorry if it has caused any problems.”

And in any case, as the Mail notes, the whole idea was to get people to think about issues.

Mr Ward is not voicing an opinion, rather joining the debate. He may be saying something unpalatable, but his rhetoric owes more to New Labour than the Nazis.

Oh, yes, the Nazis.

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Posted: 25th, March 2008 | In: Conservatives, Global Warming, Labour Party, Liberal Democrats, Politicians, Tabloids | Comments (23) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Heather Mills Is Tony Blair’s Black Rod

heather mills black rod Heather Mills Is Tony Blairs Black RodMORE McCartney news in the Sun as the paper hears it emerge that “deluded Heather Mills lied that Tony Blair had offered her a peerage”.

No small shock to read that at the apogee of Cool Britannia, Tony Blair didn’t offer Lady Mills a knighthood, a job as Minister For All The Disabilities or the chance to use her spare leg as celebrity Black Rod as the state opening of Parliament.

Anorak cannot recall any offer being made, having spent the duration of Tony’s Cool Period with its hand over it eyes, fingers in ears singing the first verse to Cliff Richard’s seminal paean to youth, The Young Ones.

The Sun, though, was listening in wrapt awe, and hears how then plain Heather Mills was, as she claims, offered a “people’s peer” gong.

The claim forms a pivotal moment in ITV’s McCartney vs McCartney: The Ex Files.

On the show, Sunday Times writer Jasper Gerard, to whom she made the claim, says: “I was pretty gobsmacked that somebody who was essentially just a model and a bit of a part-time campaigner best known for being Paul McCartney’s girlfriend should be offered a peerage.”

The Sun says it’s all a lie.

But we can only say by way of defence that Tony was young and meant everything he said at the time…

Posted: 25th, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Politicians, Tabloids, The Blairs | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Clinton Morphing Into Obama

hillary obama Clinton Morphing Into ObamaHILLARY Clinton or Barack Oabma?

When Democrats contemplate the apocalypse these days, they have visions of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton slugging it out à la Ted Kennedy and Jimmy Carter at the 1980 convention.

Or Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama…

Or vote McCain:

Posted: 24th, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama’s And Nutzoid Reverend Wright

MARK Steyn looks at Barack Obama’s nutjob priest Reverd Wright:

“I’m sure,” said Barack Obama in that sonorous baritone that makes his drive-thru order for a Big Mac, fries, and strawberry shake sound profound, “many of you have heard remarks from your pastors, priests, or rabbis with which you strongly disagreed.”

Well, yes. But not many of us have heard remarks from our pastors, priests, or rabbis that are stark, staring, out-of-his-tree flown-the-coop nuts.

Why are religious nutters all men?

Posted: 24th, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


No Political Puritans At The Mayflower Hotel

WASHSINGTON’S Mayfair Hoyerl si famous for: Eliot Spitzer’s tryst with a hooker

President John F Kennedy summit with Angie Dickinson

Marion Barry, mayor of Washington, smoking a crack pipe

Members of the House of Representatives interviewing Monica Lewinsky


Posted: 24th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eliots Spitzer Can Blame It On Stephen Byers’ Black Socks

eliots spitzer Eliots Spitzer Can Blame It On Stephen Byers Black Socks“IT is also my client’s understanding from the same source that Gov Spitzer did not remove his mid-calf-length black socks during the sex act.”

Words attributed to one Roger Stone, billed in the Times as “a controversial Republican operative”, who alerted authorities four months before the Democratic governor was forced to step down in a sex scandal.

Says the paper: “He told the Miami Herald that he learnt about the governor’s behaviour from a high-end call girl at an adults-only club called Miami Velvet who confided in him that she was disappointed to have missed a chance to entertain Mr Spitzer. Instead, her friend met Mr Spitzer and noted that he kept his socks on, Mr Stone said.”

Readers should recall the name Stephen Byers, the married former transport secretary, who was revealed by one Barbara Cornish to have worn his black socks while in the act of a private consultation.

Can it be that before Mr Byers was exposed in a tabloid shag ‘n’ tell, Mr Spitzer was just a normal office guy in his novelty socks? On reading of Mt Byers’ sexual prowess, and considering the middle-aged man’s anodyne exterior, did Mr Spitzer place too much stock on those black socks, seeing them as the source of the Blarite’s sexual vigour; Samson’s hair in a nylon and viscose blend?

We can only wonder.

And recall to mind the old public school adage that you can always trust a man who tucks his vest into his Y-fronts – and leaves it tucked in until he returns home from chambers…

Posted: 24th, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Broadsheets, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Barry Became Barack Obama

mandela When Barry Became Barack ObamaBARACK Obama used to answer to the name Barry. If the UK, he’d have been Bazza, or Baz.

But why did he start to call himself Barack?

When Sen. Barack Obama moved from using the name Barry to Barack, his formal name, it was part of his almost lifelong quest for identity and belonging—to figure out who he is, and how he fits into the larger American tapestry.

Part black, part white, raised in Hawaii and Indonesia, with family of different religious and spiritual backgrounds—seen by others in ways he didn’t see himself—the young Barry was looking for solid ground. At Occidental College, he was feeling like he was at a ‘dead end’… ‘that somehow I needed to connect with something bigger than myself.’”

For similar reasons, Tony Blair will know be known as Anthony, Bill Clinton as William, Teddy Roosevelt as Theodore, Joe Salin as Joseph, Nelson Madela as Rolihlahla and Nick Clegg as…

Posted: 23rd, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Green Party And The Israel Boycott

SOME Green Party members are against the party’s boycott of Isreal:

We stand against this aspect of Green Party policy because it is the opposite of green and because it enacts an inconsistent approach to foreign policy which does not befit the country’s fourth largest political party. We seek to refute it with examples of Israel’s contribution to environmentally-friendly technologies and ways of living, and through a critique of the dominant discourse about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict.

File under: Wonder why they’re so obsessed with Isreal, the Jewish state?

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Posted: 23rd, March 2008 | In: Politicians, Twitterings, War On Terror | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Easter Bunny Celebrity Sex Tape

easter bunny sex tape The Easter Bunny Celebrity Sex TapeNEWS just in that a celebrity has been caught on camera in compromsing position with an unnamed blonde.

The footage has been viewed on the internet an estimated 400,000 times.

A spokesman for the Easter Bunny has so far neither confirmed nor denied the rumour.

Breaking news…

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Posted: 23rd, March 2008 | In: Celebrities, Political Betting | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Passportgate And Obama’s Secutory Adviser

ONE one of the people who illegally accessed the presidential candidates’ passport records works for a company headed by John O. Brennan, an adviser to the Barack Obama campaign.

The State Department investigation of improper computer access to passport records of three presidential candidates is focusing on one remaining employee — a contract worker with a company headed by an adviser to the presidential campaign of Sen. Barack Obama.

The probe by State’s inspector general will include polygraph tests for supervisors in the passport section to find out whether the three contract employees who accessed the records had a political motive or were part of a political operation to obtain personal data on Mr. Obama, Sen. John McCain or Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton.

Two of the three contract employees had been fired before The Washington Times first reported Thursday on security breaches involving Mr. Obama’s passport records. The furor expanded yesterday to incidents involving the passport records of Mr. McCain and Mrs. Clinton.

The third employee, who has not been fired, worked for The Analysis Corporation (TAC), which is headed by John O. Brennan, a former CIA agent who is an adviser to Mr. Obama’s presidential campaign on intelligence and foreign policy.

The TAC employee is the only individual to have accessed both Mr. Obama’s and Mr. McCain’s passport information without proper authorization, a State Department spokesman said. That employee, who was not named, triggered an electronic alarm system, officials familiar with the probe said.

They’re all impostors, you know… 

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Posted: 22nd, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hillary Clinton And Not Barack Obama Is The Messiah

IT TURNS out that Hillary Clinton and not Barack Obama is The Messiah.

Says Ed Morrissey: “The bitterness deepens in the Democratic primary, and when one reaches the dregs, one cannot be surprised to see … James Carville. In today’s New York Times reporting on the Bill Richardson endorsement of Barack Obama, Carville vents his spleen at the former Clinton administration official — by comparing him to Judas Iscariot in a deliberate reference to the Easter holiday (via Power Line):

Mr. Richardson stopped returning Mr. Clinton’s calls days ago, Mr. Clinton’s aides said. And as of Friday, Mr. Richardson said, he had yet to pick up the phone to tell Mr. Clinton of his decision.

The reaction of some of Mr. Clinton’s allies suggests that might have been a wise decision. “An act of betrayal,” said James Carville, an adviser to Mrs. Clinton and a friend of Mr. Clinton.

“Mr. Richardson’s endorsement came right around the anniversary of the day when Judas sold out for 30 pieces of silver, so I think the timing is appropriate, if ironic,” Mr. Carville said, referring to Holy Week.

“If the endorsement of Obama makes Richardson a Judas, does that mean Carville thinks of Hillary as the Messiah?”

And what does it make Bill?

The Obama Cult: Your Own Personal Jesus Wept

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Posted: 22nd, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


China Cooks Tibet On An Olympic Torch

chinesemark China Cooks Tibet On An Olympic TorchALL eyes are on China thanks to the Beijing Olympics. The BBC’s obession with Israel has been repalced by the realisation of other battles.

“Groups sympathetic to anti-Chinese protesters in Tibet are under assault by cyber attackers who are embedding malware in email that appears to come from trusted colleagues.”

John McCain tells a Chinese reporter: “The people there are being subjected to mistreatment that is not acceptable with the conduct of a world power, which China is.”

And: “His Holiness [Dalii Lama] says we have to be realistic,” says Tenzin Taklha, a senior aide to the 72-year-old Nobel Peace Prize winner… “From the exiled Tibetan leaders, there were no calls for sanctions, like those imposed when Myanmar suppressed pro-democracy protests last year, or even a boycott of this summer’s Beijing Olympics.

“It’s an approach that reflects the pragmatism of the Dalai Lama, who has long sought an accommodation based on his “Middle Way” dialogue with Beijing aimed at autonomy for Tibetans under Chinese rule.”

THE BBC: “A week after the initial riots, estimates of how many people were killed and accounts of who was to blame differed wildly. China says 18 civilians and a policeman were killed and hundreds injured. But the Tibetan government-in-exile says at least 99 people have died in the crackdown by Chinese troops.

“During the clampdown, troops have sealed off towns in the surrounding areas where unrest has taken place, according to witnesses. Authorities are not allowing foreign journalists into Tibet.

“Other witnesses have reported seeing hundreds of troop carriers heading for Tibetan areas in recent days. In Gansu, public notices and police broadcasts told protesters to surrender by midnight on 25 March or face arrest and punishment.”

China is eating Tibet alive.

The picture is from a Chinese food market. What is it? And can the Olympic torch arrive in time to cook it?

Posted: 22nd, March 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, War On Terror | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Obama Cult: Your Own Personal Jesus Wept

The Obama Cult: You’re Own Personal Jesus…

“We are the ones we’ve been waiting for,” says Obama.

Obama has joked about his meesianic qualities, as spotted by that political BibleMen’s Vogue:

“When Morgan Freeman comes over to greet Obama, the senator begins bowing down both hands in worship. ‘This guy was president before I was,’ says Obama, referring to Freeman’s turn in Deep Impact and, clearly, getting a little ahead of his own bio. Next, a nod to Bruce Almighty: ‘This guy was God before I was.’”

And behold, Obama met them and greeted them. And they came up and took hold of His feet and worshiped Him.

As Jack Tapper puts it: Obama Wept…

Posted: 22nd, March 2008 | In: Anorak TV, Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When The Law No Longer Applies To The law Makers

WHEN the law no longer applies to the law makers:

The police in the UK have admitted that regardless of whether or not an Members of Parliament broke the law regarding expenses (i.e. helping themselves to our money), they see no point in attempting to prosecute any of them as the laws are so arcane, it is almost impossible to know if any have in fact been broken.

I believe it was a Roman senator (Crassus?) who when asked if he would use his power and privilege to prevent himself being punished for some small transgression, he replied “as we make the laws, it behoves us to obey them if we want other to as well”. Clearly this is not the view prevailing in Westminster.

Let’s all stop paying income tax and see what happens…

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Posted: 22nd, March 2008 | In: Politicians, Twitterings | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Nightmare For Democrats: Misogyny Or Race?

ROBERT NOVAK:

…the Democratic “nightmare scenario” has gotten even more nightmarish. If Clinton wins on the strength of the super-delegates despite trailing in pledged delegates and the popular vote, then party insiders will have blocked the historic first nomination of a black candidate — and now they will have done so because of racial fears regarding a black preacher.

And got the first woman candidate instead. Misogyny or race – the nightmare…

Posted: 22nd, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Brings Americans Together

BARACK Obama and Jermemiah Wright are making a united American:

According to a new poll by InsiderAdvantage/Majority Opinion, 82% knew about the controversy surrounding Barack Obama’s relationship with the Rev. Jeremiah Wright and Obama’s speech about race in America. Of those who knew about the controversy and the speech, 52% said it made them less likely to vote for him. Moreover, 56% of blacks said the speech made them less likely to vote for him.

America unites. Can he do it? Yes, he can…

Posted: 22nd, March 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Eliot Spitzer Gets Sex Addiction Therapy

ELIOT Spitzer: “So it is with disgraced Democrat Eliot Spitzer. He’s entered sex addiction therapy, just days after resigning over a sex scandal as governor of New York.”

Former Gov. Eliot Spitzer has gone into therapy in the wake of the hooker scandal that swept him out of office, a Spitzer insider told The Post yesterday.

As part of the therapy, Spitzer will explore whether he has an addiction to sex, the source said.

Rehab. Politics really is showbiz for ugly pople…

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Posted: 21st, March 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0