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Canadian MP blames tight underpants for untimely exit from parliament

A Canadian MP blamed his too-tight underpants for leaving parliament in a hurry on Thursday morning….

 

 

“I can blame it on a sale that was down at the Hudson’s Bay [Company] – they had men’s underwear on for … READ ON

Posted: 21st, February 2015 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Channel 4: in 100 days all Nazi Jews will support UKIP

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The dire Channel 4 drama about the UK Independence Party, UKIP, the first 100 days, never did find someone to murder Nigel Farage, as Channel 4 once fantacised about the killing of George Bush. Maybe they’re saving that … READ ON

Posted: 19th, February 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews, TV & Radio | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Cameron and the elite should thank the Chelsea racists for their Paris show

A man has been barred from riding the Paris Metro by a gaggle of Cheslea fans. The episode is caught on video. The Chelsea fans are white. The man trying to board the train is black. Some Chelsea fans … READ ON

Posted: 19th, February 2015 | In: Chelsea, Key Posts, Politicians, Reviews, Sports | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Juche kitsch: North Korea just created 310 new slogans

The supreme leaders of the North Korean republic have moved to further unite the populace by creating 310 new slogans. Something might be lost in translation. But, then, it might also have been an improvement on the original.… READ ON

Posted: 12th, February 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Donald Trump’s hair style will make him President

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Donald Trump says his hair tsunami is real. Barbara Walters and Joan Rivers have both touched the hair on the telly. And still the rumours persists that Donald’ Trump’s hair is real – but real what?

A Dr. Sean READ ON

Posted: 10th, February 2015 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


It never was genocide in Kosovo: truth emerges on Tony Blair’s moral war

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Remember when Tony Blair took the country to war in the Balkans? Just as in Iraq, this too was a moral crusade to spare the world from evil. Britain’s part in the Blakans war chimed with Tony Blair’s aim … READ ON

Posted: 7th, February 2015 | In: Key Posts, Politicians, Reviews | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Election Watch 2015: The Evening Standard team reject tokenism

Is racial diversity important to your readership? What about class? Age? Religion? David Wearing spots the London Evening Standard’s “expert team for analysis and comment oin the toughest election in years”:

At least you can’t accuse them of tokenism:

 … READ ON

Posted: 6th, February 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The UKIP trap: Labour MP Sarah Champion point scores on Rotherham child abuse

Sarah  Champion is the Labour Member of Parliament for Rotherham. She’s been tweeting how “hilarious” it is that UKIP leader Nigel Farage “is trapped” in an office after abandoning a bid to open it.

Police adviced Farage to remain inside.

READ ON

Posted: 6th, February 2015 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Boris Johnson says all jihadis are tossers but not all tossers are jihadis

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Boris Johnson, London Mayor, shares his view on British jihadis with straight-thinking, dry-handed, non-tossing Sun readers:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w**kers. Severe onanists. They

READ ON

Posted: 30th, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigel Farage is the ‘politically incorrect’ garden gnome: yours for £24.98

Anyone with £24.98 to spare (What’s that in euros? – ed) can invest in a Nigel Farage ‘politically incorrect’ garden gnome.

 

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The blurb:

This charming inspired piece of garden sculpture features a caricature of Nigel Farage (MEP),

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Posted: 29th, January 2015 | In: Politicians, The Consumer | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Romford Conservative MP Andrew Richard Rosindell sent this loaded poll to voters

Hot on the heels of an anti-EU poll conducted by three Tory MPs, comes another. Romford’s Conservative MP Andrew Richard Rosindell has sent this poll to his voters.

The poll is more loaded than George Bush at a frat … READ ON

Posted: 26th, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


GCHQ hoax caller identified as well-educated man on drugs: George Osborne is away

Screen shot 2015-01-26 at 07.39.12In “Con Her Majesty’s Secret Service”, the Sun tells how a hoax caller managed to speak with the cheif of GCHQ and David Cameron. The Sun knows this because the – get this – hoax caller called the Sun and … READ ON

Posted: 26th, January 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Global warming causes private jets at Davos

This might be the greatest reason to support global warming:

 

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Posted: 22nd, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Page 3 Stunnas, The Suffragette, Fascist Mary Richardson and the Rokeby Venus at the National Gallery

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As Brendan O’Neill writes of the shrill campaing to ban the Sun’s naff Page 3:

All this talk of ridding Britain of the scourge of Page 3 brings to mind the Suffragette Mary Richardson, who in 1914 took a

READ ON

Posted: 22nd, January 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Conservative MPs and Daily Express poll sensation: 11.7% people want out of the EU

The Daily Express has news: “80% want to quit the EU.”

 

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On December 10, the Express brought news:

Some 46.6 per cent would vote “out” while just 34.3 per cent would vote “in”, with 19.1 per cent undecided.

READ ON

Posted: 21st, January 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Burnham’s Moral Rhetoric: Vote Labour to stop Tony The Tiger abusing your children

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Remember when fat meant jolly and thin was mean? Well, it’s over. Now fat is a sign of failure: you and your parents’ grinding failure.

In March 2014, Shadow Health Secretary Andy Burnham said: “We are going to have … READ ON

Posted: 15th, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Pub Landlord is standing against Nigel Farage in South Thanet at the general election

The Pub Landlord is standing against Nigel Farage in South Thanet at the general election.

 

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As @TheMediaTweets says:

The Pub Landlord v Nigel Farage: One gained notoriety as a parody of the archetypal ‘Little Englander’ the other

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Posted: 14th, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Turkish politician suspended after farmers carreid him through dirty snow

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Those new green wellies worn by British politicians when wading past flooded homes might not be so bad.

A municipal inspector has been suspended after photos emerged of him being carried by farmers to avoid getting his shoes dirty

READ ON

Posted: 8th, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


That awakward moment when Joe Biden tried to kiss a girl (Gif-tastic)

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Vice President Joe Biden was there at the swearing-in for the 114th Congress. He met Maggie, the young daughter of Sen. Chris Coons (D-DE). And she met him…

Posted: 7th, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigel Farage Fail: Daily Express and Ukip join hunt for nurse who speak English ‘not very good’

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The Daily Express has news:

“Nigel Farage: Ban doctors and nurse who can’t speak ‘very good English’ from NHS'”

Find this nurse! And teach her the difference between singular and plural.

 

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 … READ ON

Posted: 5th, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kim Jong-un flies with the power of mind control

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Kim Jong-un,  Supreme Leader of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of Korea, does not only stand still pointing at things. He can fly!

Kim is flying a Korean People’s Air Force Antonov An-148.

Asn you can see, Kim Jong-un can … READ ON

Posted: 2nd, January 2015 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ukip rift: Carswell realises that Ukip leader Farage is a rabble rousing coward in touch with racists

Thoughts on UKip, by Douglas Carswell, the former Tory now a Ukip MP. Carswell is writing in the Daily Mail. His stand-out comments are on race:

There has never been anything splendid about isolation. It was our interdependence that

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Posted: 28th, December 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


UKIP Rotherham Christmas poster orders voters to ‘Say No To The UK’

Season’s greeting from the folk at UKIP Rotherham.

And, remember, voters, ‘Say No To The UK’ and always print your phone number upside down:

 

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Spotter: @GABaines

 … READ ON

Posted: 23rd, December 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Interview: the best reactions to Sony’s cyber war with North Korea

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Obama and the FBI blame the hacking attacks against Sony Pictures on North Korea. Who knew the DPRK regime was capable? The hacks were triggered by the The Interview, in which two American journalists played by James Franco and … READ ON

Posted: 20th, December 2014 | In: Film, Key Posts, Politicians, Reviews | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gogglebox sofa sitter Andrew Michael wants to be a UKIP MP

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You won’t see Louis, Alex, Carolyne and Andrew Michael on Channel 4’s Gogglebox because dad is standing as a UKIP candidate.

Channel 4 told BBC’s Newsbeat:

Mr Michael has confirmed his proposed candidacy as a UKIP MP in Hastings

READ ON

Posted: 18th, December 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0