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Rest In Power, Comandante! Thoughts on the death of Hugo Chavez

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CANCER gave Venezuela a bloodless coup when it claimed the life of Hugo Chavez, the country’s President.

Sean Penn liked him:

“Today the people of the United States lost a friend it never knew it had. And poor people around

Posted: 6th, March 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez has died, presumed poisoned by parrot

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VENEZUELAN President Hugo Chávez has died. He had cancer. Or as Vice President Nicolas Maduro put it, he had poison, administered by “enemies of the fatherland”. He’s waiting for “scientific proof” that Mr Chávez was poisoned.…

Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


North Korea welcomes a little Un: Ri Sol Ju gives birth to future despot

REJOICE! North Korea has new future leader for its hereditary Communist dictatorship. Kim Jong Un’s wife, Ri Sol Ju, has given birth to a baby. Yep, he is the little un.

Reports are that the child has already been seen …

Posted: 5th, March 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Julia Gillard’s jet-powered glasses

AUSTRALIA’s carbon tax forces companies to pay a (£15; $24) levy for every tonne of greenhouse gases they produce. Julia Gillard’s government is keen to create a clean energy economy. The tax will hit airlines. But, thankfully, Gillard is …

Posted: 27th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prime Minister gets a good look at presenter’s vagina (video)

WHAT is a person supposed to do when someone is flashing their genitals around eh? Do you politely look away, or do you shriek and point? What most of us would do is have a little peak and try and …

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The real problem after the Italian election: tell all those creditors to go screw

WELL, you can call it a problem if you like, personally I’d call it a godsend. But there are two things which should be making the European Union federast types very nervous right now. The first is that while neither …

Posted: 26th, February 2013 | In: Money, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Margaret Thatcher’s battle bus sells for £17,000 (photos)

MARGARET Thatcher’s 28-tonne ‘battle bus’ used for her Northern Ireland tour has sold for £16,940 at auction. The bus weighs 38 tons, seats 32 passengers and can survice a 7.62 bullet / handbag-encased brick.

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Posted: 23rd, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mayor balanced strawberry on manhood in unwelcome photo

TO South Africa, where Jonas Whitemayor of Cederberg municipality, is accused of sending unseemly photographs to his deputy, Lorna Scheepers. The  pick of the bunch is an alleged shot of his erect penis coasted in cream and decorated

Posted: 22nd, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Galloway wasn’t misled into speaking to Eylon Aslan-Levy: he just never did his research

THEY’RE laughing at your, George Galloway. They’re laughing at you.

At Christ Church College’s Blue Boar lecture theatre at Oxford University, the Respect party MP tells 21-year-old student Eylon Aslan-Levy: “I don’t debate with Israelis.”

Mr Galloway had already …

Posted: 21st, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Joe Biden fail: ‘Fire a shotgun twice into the air to save yourself from attack’

GUNS in America: Joe Biden seems confused. At an event hosted by Parents Magazine,Biden was asked if banning assault guns would not just mean villains had the advantage, after all if they’re breaking the law they might have an …

Posted: 20th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man jailed for commenting on Robert Mugabe’s genitals

TO Zimbabwe, where Clemence Zikhali has been convicted of making derogatory remarks about Mugabe’s private parts.…

Posted: 15th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How Ted Nugent dodged the draft: he ‘bleeds red, white, blue and liberty’ because others do the fighting

TED Nugent is neither dead nor jailed. He makes the pledge then he break the pledge. The self-styled black Jew is a big fan of the National Rifle Association. He is all for protecting hard-won American freedoms. Nugent is a …

Posted: 13th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bribes and gifts to China’s officials account for 50% of luxury watch sales

WHO buys those luxury goods in China. No, not the knock off tut. The real deals. Osnos at the New Yorker spots a link:

[T]he luxury watch business enjoyed a banner year in 2011, growing forty per cent. But

Posted: 12th, February 2013 | In: Politicians, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Labour and LibDem peers gang up to amend the Defamation Bill: Psmith Journalist shines light on our hideous libel laws

LIBEL laws in the UK are ridiculous. They’ve been so for eons. In is work Psmith Journalist,  P. G. Wodehouse has Comrade Psmith note:

In the first place, we know that there must be some one at the bottom

Posted: 9th, February 2013 | In: News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mike Freer is a hero of the free

MIKE Freer is Conservative member for Finchley and Golders Green. He gets it. He understands that debating gay marriage and gay rights is an ugly business. The suits debate your freedoms, what is it you are allowed to do with …

Posted: 8th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Those Chris Huhne-Vicky Pryce Tapes – a reality TV show beckons

CHRIS Huhne and Vicky Pryce are on the phone. The text messages with his son are over here. The Huhne family need to regroup and agree to do a reality TV show:

Posted: 7th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Beckham, Jimmy Savile, Ronnie Irani, Maggie Thatcher and Jeffrey Archer: the five biggest charity boasters

THEY do a lot of work for charity, and they DO like to mention it!


When it comes to self-promotion you have to hand it to him. Transfer deadline day arrives and instead of talking about a 22-year-old Brazilian or …

Posted: 7th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities, Flashback, Key Posts, Politicians, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama bites Chris Rock in the ass

CHRIS Rock has been speaking truth to power:

Chris Rock, March 2007:

“It’s [the USA] ready for a retarded president, why wouldn’t it be ready for an African American president?”

Posted: 7th, February 2013 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


John Redwood Does Sarcasm

JOHN Redwood can be sarcastic:

The top 1% took home 11.2% of the nation’s net income under unequal Labour in 2009-10, and a much lower 7% this year under the much more equal Coalition. This fall goes all the

Posted: 6th, February 2013 | In: Money, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ron Paul explains why he never made it to the White House: no such thing as a just war

ANY idea why Ron Paul never made it to the White House? The former Congressman has made a diplomatic and weighty speech on Chris Kyle, the prolific US Navy Seal sniper who was shot dead, allegedly murdered, in …

Posted: 5th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peter’s Huhne’s texts to his dad Chris Huhne, an autistic piece of s**t’

CHRIS Huhne is making a lot of people feel a lot better about life. Few things are more rewarding than watching a liar undone. Especially if you’re LibDem MP Chris Huhne’s wife and son.

The now ex-wife, Vicky Price, exposed …

Posted: 5th, February 2013 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mahmoud Ahmadinejad goes looking for gays in space

HAS Iran run out of monkeys to fire into space? News is that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is ready and willing to be the first Iranian to orbit the Earth in space. As he says:

“I am ready to be

Posted: 4th, February 2013 | In: Politicians, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Most of ‘proper’ Chris Huhne’s monumental lies in one video

CHRIS Huhne is a liar. He lied about a speeding fine in March 2003. He lied and he lied and he lied. So. Now the former energy secretary -a keen fan of wind power – he’s stepping down as the …

Posted: 4th, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is Obama’s skeet shooting photo a fake?

Posted: 3rd, February 2013 | In: Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0