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Jude Law And Kevin Spacey Get Belarus

FREE speech for Belarus is a cause beloved by Jude Law and Kevin Spacey. (Sean Penn has Haiti.) Good news for Dmitri Bondarenko is that Spacey is a fan. Law carries the banner for Natalia Radina. Roger Lloyd Pack carried no flag and is possibly available for sponsorship.

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Posted: 29th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Clean And On-Trend Anti-Cuts Anarchists Are No Radicals

ODD isn’t it that the anarchists always arrive on time, just when you expect them? Anarchists also wear the same clean and tidy outfit – on-trend black with hood and flashes of red. It’s odder still that these anarchists should attach themselves to the TUC march – a protest for more state control.

The aim is to look scary. But it’s big fail.

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Posted: 27th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Anti-cuts Protest Is Evidence Of The Stupidity Of Crowds

DID you see the anti-cuts march – when the State workers were marshaled through central London by the police – yep, those other State workers – in a protest to keep their jobs gold-plated and their noses in the trough?

AS the public sectariat go on the march to protect their grip on our wallets, Liam Halligan, chief economist at Prosperity Capital Management, asks a few questions, writes Richard North:

Why aren’t Osborne and Co. explaining these catastrophic realities [of our debt serving costs] and their impact on our medium-term ability to maintain our public services, using them to rally support for austerity measures that are long overdue? Why aren’t such stark facts thrown back into the face of those who claim that the Tories’ retrenchment plans are “driven by ideology rather than necessity”?

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Posted: 27th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Images That Glorify Violence Against State Control: TUC March Photos

WANT to see images of the violence from the TUC March For The Alternative in London – the protest against Government spending cuts? Of course you do? Marches are by their nature boring. You walk. You chant. You gather. You go home. But what we want is serious opposition. A palsied, bloated, gout-ravaged Labour Party can’t even hit the Coalition Government’s massive white elephant-sized arse with an expenses account.

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Posted: 26th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hugo Chavez Finds Life On Mars

HUGO Chavez, keen to appear on the international news cycle, says capitalism might have ended life on Mars. Says the most famous face to emerge from Venezuela since Simón Bolívar shook the gold dust from his beard and declared the natives ripe for the taking:

“I have always said, heard, that it would not be strange that there had been civilization on Mars, but maybe capitalism arrived there, imperialism arrived and finished off the planet.”

Curse Ming the Merciless. Curse him and his ice-cream concessions!

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Posted: 24th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gaddafi Invites Suicidal Muslims To Take Out Switzerland: Bombs Not Injections

COLONEL Gaddafi wnts to annihilate Switzerland, land of civic pride, assisted suicide (the jihadis will enjoy that – although the Swiss are not as messy) and racism.

Responding to the Swiss move to ban the building of minarets, Gaddafi says:

“Let us wage jihad against Switzerland… Any Muslim in any part of the world who works with Switzerland is an apostate, is against Muhammad, God and the Koran.”

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Posted: 22nd, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A History Minded Jesse Jackson In Dublin: Photos

THE former presidential candidate Reverend Jesse Jackson – he was going to be the US’s first black leader – has been to Trinity College on his way to address the College Historical Society, in Trinity College Dublin.

Ah, history:

Posted: 22nd, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Blackburn Chicken Plucker Insults Blackpool Donkey Botherers

BLACKPOOL Councillor Simon Blackburn (Labour) was watching his Blackburn Rovers side draw 2-2 with mighty Blackpool when he noted on Facebook:

“oh my actual God… the donkey-botherers are 2-0 up thanks to two of the worst refereeing decisions ever! :(“

Yeah, that what we thoght. he is so out of touch:

* Oh my actual God is “OMAG”

* Ever is “Eva”

* Anyone who uses an emoticon is of questionable morals.

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Posted: 22nd, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Michael Gove Loves Written Exams Because He Was Good At Them

MICHAEL Gove, in charge of education matters for the coalition, has lost it. He wants schools to just be about creating students ready for more schooling. Education is no longer a means to an end – it is a life-long processs. Forget about the quality of the degree and satisfaction from life. Just sit down, shut up and get your certificate.

The fresh meat enters at one end and emerges gooey and pliable from the other:

New-style league tables are to be created showing how many children at each state secondary go on to graduate with an honours degree.

In an interview with The Daily Telegraph, Michael Gove, the Education Secretary, said the move would encourage schools to make pupils “university-ready” and ensure they are given decent advice to pick the correct courses.

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Posted: 21st, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Real Nick Clegg Found Alive And Chained In Tory Party Basement

PHEW! The real Nick Clegg has been found alive in the Tory Party basement. The other one – the Clegg who wants students to pay more for education and supports war in the Middle East – is an impostor…

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Posted: 21st, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How Good Barack Obama Is Nothing Like Bad George Bush

FIRST the good news: Barack Obama is not the first American leader heading to the Middle East to overthrow a local nutter. The last one was called George Bush – and Obama is most definitely not him. No way. This ain’t no Iraq. This is Libya.

Says Barack Obama:

“The President does not have power under the Constitution to unilaterally authorize a military attack in a situation that does not involve stopping an actual or imminent threat to the nation.”

Don Surber corrects him:

Actually, he does. It’s called the War Powers Act. It has been around since 1973.

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Posted: 20th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


It’s Hard to Make A Joke About Obama – If You Don’t Try

IT’S hard to make a joke about Barack Obama – if you don’t try…

Posted: 20th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Gaddafi Might Laugh: Libya Carved Up By Belgium And Friends

COLONEL Gaddafi, the old gangster, might laugh. This is how his country is being carved up by the great and good. The leaders of countries various held a chat for the Support of the Libyan People at the Elysee Palace in Paris, France.

All the big knobs were there – not least of all Belgian Prime Minister Yves Leterme (he’s the head of a country that in February became the title holder of the longest period any country has gone without a government – longer than Iraq).

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Posted: 19th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


French Nuclear Debate Breaks For Row Over MP’s Parked Car

THE nuclear crisis in Japan is being debated in France. But there is a more pressing matters: independent member of parliament Maxime Gremetz’s storm into the committee room to moan that his car has been blocked in.

Science committee chairman Claude Birraux thunders:

“That’s enough! This is unworthy!”

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Posted: 18th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Wins At Everything: Graphic Proof

BARACK Obama wins at everything – even when he’s not entered the contest…

Old Mr Anorak’s US kinfolk Iowahawk prepares the bracket:

Posted: 17th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Susan Boyle Spotted At Glasgow’s Stow College Student Protest

WAS that Susan Boyle’s daughter amid the students of Stow college dressed as zombies to besiege the Scottish parliament, in Edinburgh.

The students says education cuts will transfer over half of Stow courses to the new City of Glasgow College. The Scottish elections are on May 5. (Susan Boyle is away…)

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Posted: 17th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga Dance With Manuela And Marianna Ferrera

SILVIO Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga circus introduces Manuela and Marianna Ferrera, the 25-year-old twin sisters famed for their occluded fronts as scantily clad weather girls on Italian telly.

(Lembit Opik, the former LibDem MP who dated a Cheeky Girl and a weather girl, might consider the Ferrera twins his fated match. Italy has Silvio. The UK has Lembit Opik. Discuss.)

Having already met Miss Italy Ambra Battilana, 18, and model Maylin Aguirre, 28, we now meet two more of the 33 women who, allegedly, attended Silvio’s candlelit dinners.

Says Silvio:

“The truth is the justice of these gentlemen [prosecutors] is senseless. They have named 33 women who will spend the rest of their lives with the mark of being prostitutes. Instead they are just ladies whose only crime was to take part in dinners hosted by the prime minister where there were also three musicians and six waiters present. They were elegant dinners. The girls would then have a dance in the disco – on their own because I don’t like dancing. Nothing else – then all this comes out. It’s unbelievable.”

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Posted: 17th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Libyan Rebels Are Revealed: Mustafa Abdel Jalil’s Government Of Chance

COLONEL Muammar Gaddafi is all set to crush the rebels. President Obama has done nothing other than erode the power of the West with his torpor. But one question: who are the rebels? Let’s see:

The BBC says they are the “opposition”.

Canadian TV says the spokesman is one Mustafa Gheriani. Al Jazeera says he’s the spokesman for the “February 17th Coalition, an anti-government group”.

So. What of the Transitional National Council in Benghazi?

And then there is the National Libyan Council:

Hafiz Ghoga, a spokesman for the council based in Benghazi, told a news conference that Gaddafi was using “African mercenaries in Libyan cities” which amounted to an invasion of the oil producing North African nation. We call for specific attacks on strongholds of these mercenaries,” he said, but added: “The presence of any foreign forces on Libyan soil is strongly opposed. There is a big difference between this and strategic air strikes.”

What are the aims of the council?

“The council declares it is the sole representative all over Libya,” former justice minister Mustafa Abdel Jalil told a news conference…

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Posted: 17th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama Is A Crushing Failure: He Cares Not For Europe Nor Libya

SO. Now we know. While Libyan revels fight Colonel Muammar Gaddafi, Barack Obama sits on his hands. Obama is all smiles and no substance. In doing nothing the West tells the world that suppression wins.

Hosni Mubarak might lament that fact that he went without turning his Army on the people. Had he done so, Obama would have done nothing, just as he does with Gaddafi’s Libya. Obama set himself up as the antidote to George Bush. But would Bush have acted now? Would Bush have seen the rigged election that kept the bellicose Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in power as a just cause? A war that prevents something wrong from happening is just cause.

In 1993, the US Catholic Conference said just cause for war was defined as:

Just Cause: force may be used only to correct a grave, public evil, i.e., aggression or massive violation of the basic rights of whole populations.

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Posted: 17th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Students Binned On Whitehall

ON Whitehall, Westminster, a group of students stand with a cardboard cut out of a skip in protest against youth unemployment.

Yep. A few minutes later someone tossed in an old washing machine, an ethical foreign policy, an empty suit, a LibDem manifesto…

Posted: 16th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


LibDem Protest In Photos: Fighting Nick Clegg’s Anti-Smoking, Anti-Protest Illiberal Party

THE LibDems are under the cosh in Sheffield. Outside their fortified conference, students are demonstrating. Hey, it’s your right to protest. And the liberals are all about freedoms and protecting them. That’s why they’re hiding behind a big fence and supporting a ban on the display of tobacco products in shops.

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Posted: 12th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Conservative Councillor Banned From Wearing Clothes That Might Expose His Genitals

PETER Goody, 62, a naturist and Conservative councillor at Snaresbrook on Redbridge Council, did not expose himself to a nine-year-old girl while cutting a hedge in his swimming trunks.

At Waltham Forest Magistrates Court,  Mr Goody, says:

“I put swimming trunks on, simply because it seemed the sensible thing to do. I was aware that they did have the tendency to slip. I decided that if they did slip down, I would hitch them up.”

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Posted: 12th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Would Be LibDem MP Beat Family Cat To Death

MIKE Dixon was the LibDems’ prospective parliamentary candidate for Birmingham Northfield. He stood for election three times. He lost three times. He is unlikely to get the job now tht he is in jail for using a walking stick to beat to death Tipsy the  family cat.

The story goes that when Tipsy scratched one of Dixon’s grandchildren at his home in Kidderminster, Worcs., he reacted.

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Posted: 12th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Libya And The IRA: Gaddafi’s EU And Sinn Fein Friends Vote Against No-Fly Zone

GADDAFI’S Libya still has some pals in the European Union. The EU press office tell us:

“‘EU governments need to stand ready for a decision in the UN Security Council on further measures, including the possibility of a no-fly zone’,” in compliance with a UN mandate and coordination with the Arab League and the African Union stressed MEPs in a widely-backed resolution (584 in favour, 18 against, 18 abstentions). During the debate, only the GUE/NGL group was against this idea.”

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Posted: 11th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


John Smyth, Iris Robinson, A Pipe Bomb And Kirk McCambley’s Cottage

TO Northern Ireland, where Democratic Unionist candidate John Smyth Junior has been attacked with a pipe bomb.  The device was thrown through his bedroom window shortly before 4am today. First Minister and DUP Leader, Peter Robinson came to check out the sheets and feathers.

Incidentally, Northern Ireland’s Public Prosecution Service will not be bringing a case against Robinson’s wife Iris over her role in helping her toyboy lover set up in business.

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Posted: 11th, March 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0