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Jackboot-A-Nory: BNP Guiding Star Nick Griffin Tells The Nativity Story (With Added Cat!)

IT’S Jackboot-anory with Nick Griffin. The BNP will BNP Christmas Time – Nick Griffin tells The Nativity Story, with a cat.

It’s hard to think of a way to make the BNP look less relevant and sillier. Your suggestions, please…

Posted: 2nd, December 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Striking Michael Gove Is Not A Hypocritical Tosser: He Just Understands How Useless Journalists Are

ON this day of industrial action, we journey back to when the curent Secretary of State fo Education, one Michael Gove was a budding journalist (in the same class as Paul “privacy is for peados” McMullen), and on the picket line along side his National Union of Journalists brothers and sisters Aberdeen’s Press and Journal.

As Liberal Conspiracy notes, Gove went on strike for four months, his protest triggered by his employers deciding to longer recognise the NUJ.

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Posted: 30th, November 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Egyptian Presidential Candidate Tawfiq Okasha: Only 60% Of Jews Are Evil

GOOD news is that according to Egyptian Presidential candidate Tawfiq Okasha, last seen riding a tram in Croydon, only 60% of the Jews Are Evil. The other 40% are merely demonic… Says he:

Following are excerpts from a statement by Egyptian presidential candidate Tawfiq Okasha, the owner of Al-Faraeen, which aired on Al-Faraeen TV on October 31, 2011:

The Jews, who devised the philosophy of the American economic system, placed a pyramid and an eye on the back of the dollar bill – symbols of global Freemasonry – thus turning the dollar into a commodity. This is a commodity that encompasses the world, and monitors the state of the world.

The US has adopted an economic policy which was established and is run by Jewish economy experts, in order to subordinate this policy to the philosophy of global Freemasonry, on the basis of the notion that the economy, of the dollar, or the dinar – or food, to be precise – are what enables them to maintain their grip upon the nations.

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Not all the Jews in the world are evil. You may ask: Tawfiq, what is the ratio? The ratio is 60-40. Sixty percent are evil to varying degrees, all the way to a level that words cannot describe, while 40% are not evil. They, however, are divided into three categories: One group consists of the non-evil, another group consists of the non-evil to a lesser degree, and the third group consists of the non-evil to an even lesser degree.

Might there be anyone who stands out among them? It’s very rare. Maybe one in a million. But what does this classification mean? It means that you can coexist normally with approximately 40% of the Jews – they do not betray, conspire, extort, or view others as Gentiles. They believe in the concept of Gentiles, but this belief does not affect their conduct.

What I am saying is no lie. Sarkozy is one of those Jews who adhere to the Zionist ideology, which is one of the worst ideologies… I said one of the worst, but there are worse still. This is one of the worst political ideologies, which stems from a religious belief of the Jews.

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Posted: 29th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Katia Zatuliveter Is Not A Russian Spy: She Got With Her ‘Teddy Bear’ Mike Hancock MP For Love

KATIA Zatuliveter, 26, is not a Russian spy. She was not told by Kremlin commanders to enter into negotiations with married Portsmouth South MP Mike Hancock, chair of the All Party Parliamentary Group on Russia and a member of the Defence Select Committee. Sure, they had a four-year affair. But she did it for love. She worked for Hancock as his parliamentary assistant.
A Special Immigration Appeals Commission has concluded that Zatuliveter is free to go.

Her diary called Hancock “my darling teddy bear“.

One diary entry of June 2006, two months after the pair met in St Petersburg, noted:

“I am in love… And he’s gone to Iraq today. I worry a lot, don’t know what to do, what to do with myself. What if he calls me? My darling Teddy Bear. There is no one more tender and more sincere than you. You are the first person in the world who is prepared to give me everything (well after my parents).”

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Posted: 29th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Samuel Dale “Sam” Brownback Demands Emma Sullivan Writes Lines As Punishment

POLITICIANS can be so touchy. When schoolgirl Emma Sullivan, 18,placed the hashtag #blowsalot on Twitter by the name of Republican governor of Kansas Samuel Dale “Sam” Brownback, the politician’s team tracked her down. She had tweeted at a Youth Government program at the state Capitol:

“Just made mean comments at gov brownback and told him he sucked, in person #heblowsalot.”

A member of Brownback’s team found the comment on Twitter. They wrote to Sullivan’s school principal. Then:

“Sullivan received a scolding at school and was ordered to send Brownback an apology letter. She said Prinicipal Karl R. Krawitz even suggested talking points for the letter she was supposed to turn in Monday.”

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Posted: 28th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Who Hacked Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s Mobile Phone?

WAS Dominique Strauss-Kahn set up? Was the man who would have been President of France targeted by dark forces?

No, not the rape in the car park.

No, not the media friendly alleged rape victim Nafissatou Diallo, who claism she was attacked at the French-owned Sofitel.

No. This conspiracy was to hack Strauss-Kahn’s mobile phone.

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Posted: 27th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Vladimir Putin Censors The Boos At Wrestling Bout With Stunt Double: Social Media Erupts

VLADIMIR Putin was at a mixed martial arts event in Russia to meet his doppelganger. It was a bit like watching Vlad meet his champion, albeit one carrying a bit of timber and wearing – and this pains us – bikini briefs. You can tell a lot about the calibre of a man by his underwear, and Fighting Putin wears wide-rimmed stretchers – but, blessedly, no man bra. Had he worn a vest tucked smartly into his paisley Y-fronts the crowd would have cheered.

Also, why not use other wrestlers who look like political leaders in Summit Smack Downs? Mick McManus is overdue a return to the ring, and he wore the look of a middle-aged Silvio Berlusconi when a lad (see image below).

Wrestling and politics has a long and lively history, although it has not recovered  from the loss of Boris ‘Big Daddy’ Yeltsin, who died in 1997.

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Posted: 24th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Silvio Berlusconi Forgets About Crippling Italy To Focus On New LP (no, honest)

ITALY is on its knees at the moment after the terrible administration of Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi. Sure, he may have stepped down, but that doesn’t mean he’s going away. Of course he isn’t. That man couldn’t stay away from the limelight if he was a black hole.

So, in an attempt to forget about allegations of corruption and having sex with underage prostitutes (allegedly, okay watching lawyers?), he’s focusing on ‘True Love‘, which is the name of his new album.

Silvio released the LP yesterday and it’s his fourth with guitarist and former parking attendant Mariano Apicella. He was going to get it on the shelves (and ready for the 9p bin) in September but was a little delayed by Italy sliding into the sea with the weight of its own debt.

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Posted: 23rd, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


South Korean MP Uses Tear-Gas In Parliament, Which Is Just Brilliant!

POLITICS is so dull in the UK. Men in drab suits shout while women with bad hair all boo at admin. The most excitement we’ve had is when Bryan Ferry’s posho offspring lobbed some coloured powder around and that wasn’t particularly fun at all.

However, over in South Korea, they’re much better at firing things up. One Korean MP decided that he’d use tear gas powder against the parliament’s deputy speaker in the hope that he’d block ratification of a key trade deal with the US.

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Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Russian Newsreader Give Barack Obama The Finger

SO, Russian newsreader Tatiana Limanova, what do you think of Barack Obama?

Posted: 22nd, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez Has The Answer To Worldwide Peace And The Gangster Olympics: Video

LAST week Oscar Ramiro Ortega-Hernandez joined the Barack Obama Death Cult. As the US Presidential election looms, the media will become increasinlgy rich in tales of life threats to President Obama. Ortega-Hernandez is alleged to have fired a bullet into the White House. Was Obama hurt? No.He was 3,000 miles way. If you want a bullet to hit a target that far off you need to be, well, Obama.

But because that’s Obama’s official resident, the shootist will be charged with attempting to assassinat the President or his staff. If guilty, he faces a life prison sentence and a $250,000 fine.

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Posted: 19th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Herman Cain’s Brain Freeze On Gaddafi In Libyastan

REPUBLICAN presidential candidate Herman Cain is talking to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, editorial board on the matter of Barack Obama handling of Colonel Gaddafi in Libya. Of course, Cain would bomb all countries ending in ‘stan.

“OK, Libya. President Obama supported the uprising, correct?

“President Obama called for the removal of Gaddafi. Just want to make sure we’re talking about the same thing before I say, ‘yes I agree,’ or ‘no I didn’t agree.’ I do not agree with the way he handled it for the following reason – nope, that’s a different one. I gotta go back to, see … Got all this stuff twirling around in my head. Specifically, what are you asking me, did I agree or not disagree with Obama on?…

“Some people say as president you’re supposed to know everything. No you don’t. I believe in having all the information, as much of it as I possibly can, rather than making a decision or statement about whether I totally agree or disagree when I wasn’t privy to the situation.”

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Posted: 15th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chelsea Clinton Works For NBC: Hillary’s Pimped Out Daughter Turns Gamekeeper

CHELSEA Clinton, daughter to Bill and Hillary Clinton, is now working as a special correspondent for American television network NBC News. She also sits on the board of IAC, the web firm that owns Match.com (for dad) and The Daily Beast (mom).

Also working at NBC and MSNBC are Jenna Bush Hager, George W. Bush’s daughter, and Meghan McCain, daughter of former Republican presidential nominee John McCain, respectively.

This is how the elite work – the SADOS (Sons and daughters of stars) – get the easiest, most delicious jobs. They do not watch Dr Who and dream of meeting a star. They are already in the TARDIS.

Jobbing hacks look on with delightful bitterness:

Glenn Thrush: “In ’08, Chelsea Clinton (in NH) told me ‘Sorry, I don’t talk to the media.’ I said, ‘But you are all grown up now.’ Now she IS the media.”

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Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Christian Michele Bachmann Wants To Make The US Like Totalitarian China: Jesus Wept

“IF you look at China, they don’t have food stamps. They don’t have the modern welfare state, and China’s growing. And so what I would do is look at the programs that LBJ gave us with the Great Society and they’d be gone,” – Michele Bachmann, would-be President of the US who wears her Christianity on her sleeve…

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Posted: 14th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


John Laughland Explains How The EU Dictatorship Works

WHY did Silvio Berlusconi resign? Because the EU is a dictaorship. John Laughland, the Director of studies at the Paris Institute of democracy and cooperation, takes a view:

Posted: 13th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


If Israel Is Millwall What Chants Can Other Countries Adopt?

WHEN Nicolas Sarkozy and Barack Obama discussed Israel’s Prime Minister, Binyamin Netanyahu, the French leader called him a “liar,” Mr Sarkozy and the Us President replied: “You may be sick of him, but me, I have to deal with him every day”, the Times leaders opined:

Israel has existential worries, and understandably feels sometimes that it can rely only on itself. But this “ourselves alone” mentality has become distorted under Mr Netanyahu into what might be called “Millwall diplomacy”, after the famously belligerent soccer fans whose slogan became “no-one likes us, we don’t care”.

Can the world of international diplomacy be reduced to football slogans? Let’s see:

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Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dutch Animal Lovers Ban Kosher And Halal Food: Der Ewige Jude Contains No Batteries

IN December, Dutch politicians will vote to ban halal and kosher methods of slaughtering animals for food.

It’s all about modern methods of killing animals being better, say the Dutch. Rather than being bled to death or having their necks wrung, animals these days are sung to death and then when asleep kicked in the head by teenagers on tag.

Some, however, see the ban in the context of European history.

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Posted: 10th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The IAEA Report On Iran

The NY Times has posted the IAEA report (pdf) on Iran’s nuclear program. As the NYT writes:

The long-awaited report relies on evidence whose scope and depth is far greater than any the agency has made public before, andrepresents the harshest judgment that the International Atomic Energy Agency has ever issued in its decade-long struggle to pierce the secrecy surrounding the Iranian program . . .

The report offered no estimate of how long it would take for Iran to be able to produce a nuclear weapon. But it laid out the case that Iran had moved far beyond the blackboard to create computer models of nuclear explosions in 2008 and 2009 and conducted experiments on nuclear triggers. The report said that starting in 2000, the Iranians constructed a vessel to conduct those tests, which was not shown to inspectors who visited the site five years later.

Those tests “are strong indicators of possible weapon development,” it said.

Reuters/JPost says hard UN sanctions are still unlikely. It’s all about the skewed voting system…

 

Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What Would Silvio Berlusconi’s Retirement Gift Be?

WHAT would you get Silvio Berlusconi as a retirement gift?

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Posted: 9th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama and Sarkozy Say They Hate That ‘Liar’ Natanyahu

AT the G20 conference in Cannes, ‪‪French president Sarkozy says, ‬‬“I cannot stand him [I‪‪sraeli premier ‬‬Benjamin Netanyahu] He is a liar.” Barack ‪‪Obama leaps to the defence of the leader of his country’s one ally in a region not in favour of the United States and replies: “You’re fed up with him? I have to deal with him every day!‬‬

Who needs Wikileaks for bitchy political gossip when you have open mic night?

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Posted: 8th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Herman Cain: Sharon Bialek Republican Is The Dream Kennedy-Bush-Clinton-Obama-Tiger Woods Interracial Sex Pest (Allegedly)

HERMAN Cain might be the Republican Party’s Presidential candidate. Right now he looks like the Right’s dream blend of Obama’s skin tones, Bill Clinton’s love of skin and George Dubya Bush’s view of the world. Sharon Bialek has accused Cain of sexual harassment more than a decade ago. She says Cain behaved inappropriately while he was CEO of the National Restaurant Association. She’s hired Gloria Allred as her rep. That’s the same woman who gunned for Tiger Woods.

The Views:

Rod Dreher:

Cain can yak all he wants about how he’s not going to talk about this stuff anymore, but that’s all anybody is going to talk about until and unless he firmly and convincingly rebuts this stuff. This drip-drip-drip is going to kill his campaign. I’d say it’s probably dead anyway.

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Posted: 7th, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Virginia Republicans Join Barack Obama Death Cult: The Zobama Lives

THE Barack Obama Death Cult welcomes its newest members: the Republican Party’s Loudoun County GOP committee whose recent email featured an image of President Obama as a zombie with a bullet through his head.

The Washington Post reports notes that Gov. Robert McDonnell has called Zobama “ shameful and offensive“.

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Posted: 1st, November 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Pursuit Of Beaver Opened Up Canada

CANADA’S Senator Nicole Eaton wants the polar bears to replace the beaver as the country’s emblem.

Said New Democratic Party MP Pat Martin. ”

“Polar bears are cool but the beaver played a pivotal role in the history of Canada. It was the relentless pursuit of beaver that opened the great Northwest.”

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Posted: 31st, October 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spot The Golliwog At The BNP’s Liverpool Conference At Wavertree Cricket Club

THE British National Party’s annual conference was in Liverpool. MEP Nick Griffin praised  a “hard core” delegates for attending the conference. There were about 70 people at the Wavertree Cricket Club. There wer about 30 protestors outside.

The BBC notes:

The delegates backed a motion supporting quantitative easing.

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Posted: 30th, October 2011 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Julia Gillard Thanks The President Of Tasmania, Australia’s First Republic

AUSTRALIAN Prime Minister Julia Gillard ends the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting in Perth by thanking the President of Tasmania instead of the President of Tanzania,

Of course, Tasmania, like Australia, does not have a president…yet.

Are you Aussies ready for President Gillard?

Posted: 30th, October 2011 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0