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Ed Miliband’s bong show – The best local election photos of 2012

THE local elections were rolling news dullsville. Only 30 percent of us bothered to vote vote. The rest – a whopping 70% – are allergic to school halls and opted to remains elsewhere. This group could have opted for a …

Posted: 4th, May 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


How Barack Obama seduced Genevieve Cook – Barry’s four-point plan

AND it came to pass that as Barack Obama vied to be a two-term President the world met his first lover, Genevieve Cook. They met in December 1983. They split in May 1985.

David Maraniss has revealed the love affair …

Posted: 2nd, May 2012 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Green party spokesman hides his views on cannabis behind rape

BEN Duncan, the Green party’s national spokesman on home affairs Brighton and Hove City Council’s cabinet member for communities, has responded to a question on whether he had ever smoked cannabis by declaring:

“I only smoke weed when I’m murdering, …

Posted: 2nd, May 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cartoon of the day: David Cameron’s weather machine

IT’s raning on David Cameron:

Created by the excellent (and for hire) Matt Buck / @hackcartoons.…

Posted: 1st, May 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama smokes a dose of marijuana at his creepy Nerd Prom

TO the Nerd Prom, when Capitol Hill’s finest take the rise out of President Obama at the annual Washington Correspondents’ dinner. Obama harped on about Mitt Romney, his likely opponent in the Presidential election:

“It’s great to be here this

Posted: 30th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Thanks to Facebook America faces a leadership crisis – video report

THANKS to Facebook, American faces a leadership crisis:

Spotter: Miss CellaniaCynical-C

Posted: 28th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brown-Nosing Lickspittle of The Year: Bill Shorten

POLITICAL Lickspittle of the Year is Bill Shorten, the Australian workplace relations minister. Bill Shorten has not heard what Prime Minister Julia Gillard said about a sexual harassment scandal but agrees with what she said wholeheartedly:

Posted: 28th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Insult of the Day: North Korea says South Korean President Lee Myung-bak has 2MB of knowledge

INSULT of the Day: North Korea’s official media says South Korean President Lee Myung-bak is “human scum” and an “underwit with 2MB of knowledge”. As any fool knowl, in North Korea, they can now store up to a …

Posted: 25th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Only 18% of French are Nazis – France election shocker!

QUELLE surprise in France where only 18% are rabid Nazis. In the race for the French Presidency, 18.12 per cent of French voters opted for the National Front in the first round of the presidential elections.

When the Germans last …

Posted: 23rd, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Black Jewish Nazi Ted Nugent joins the Barak Obama death cult

THE Barack Obama Death Cult welcomes Ted Nugent. During a National Rifle Association convention last weekend, Nugent opined:

“If Barack Obama becomes the president in November, I will either be dead or in jail by this time next year.”

The …

Posted: 20th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


One more reason not to vote for Ken Livingstone

KEN Livingstone is a divisive operator who espouses illiberal values. He want to be London mayor. He won’t get in. Labour voters should shun him. Why? Well:

 “I think Ed represents genuine Labour values. That’s why I voted for him.

Posted: 19th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The BNP candidate and the Liverpool pigeon shed

POLITICS Story of the Day features Mike Whitby, the British National Party’s candidate for Liverpool mayor. The Liverpool Echo reports that Whitney is eligible to stand for elected office because he rent a “redundant pigeon shed” in the city.

When …

Posted: 19th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Rich Government minister Caroline Spelman wants to keep a secret – sack her now

JONATHAN Spelman, 17, is the son of Meriden MP and Environment Secretary Caroline Spelman. The Rugby Football Union has banned Jonny Spelman from playing rugby until October 19 2013. You see, he took illegal drugs – anabolic steroids and a …

Posted: 18th, April 2012 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama warns of war in the Maldives

BARACK Obama has renamed the Malvinas “the Maldives.” In attempting to suck up to Latin America at the Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia, Obama called the Falkland Islands The Maldives.

The Daily Telegraph calls this an “uncharacteristic error”. …

Posted: 17th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Inanimate objects that look like Ed Miliband

ED Miliband has inspired the mind behind Rather Like Ed Miliband to create a Tumblr site of things that look like the Labour Party leader:

Posted: 16th, April 2012 | In: Key Posts, Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Brian Paddick appeals to every Londoners’ inner hooligan

BRIAN Paddick wants to be the LibDem’s Mayor of London. His poster commands: “You Break It. You Fix It.” Is there anyone out there who can look at this poster and not instantly think of breaking it?

Spotter: Brendan

Posted: 16th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lord Ahmed’s little problem with Pakistan’s pet jihadis Lashkar-e-Taiba

MEMRI reports on an article it spotted in Pakistan’s The Express Tribune. In “Britain’s Lord Nazir Ahmed Offers £10 Million Bounty for Obama, Bush”, Memri notes:

 “In an expression of solidarity with Lashkar-e-Taiba (LeT) Chief Hafiz Muhammad Saeed, British parliamentarian

Posted: 16th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kim Jong Un talks for 20 minutes ordering his lunch

TO North Korea, where Kim Jong Un is talking to the massed ranks of uniformed subjects in Pyongyang. It’s the occasion of the 100th birthday of Kim Il Sung, Kim Jong Un’s grandfather and North Korea’s founding President, now deceased.…

Posted: 15th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Galloway: Does adultery make you a bad Muslim?

GEORGE Galloway MP for Bradford West has married to his fourth wife, Putri Gayatri Pertiwi. Mazeltov!

So. Here’s Rima Husseini, “cradling the Respect Party leader’s four-month-old son”, to illustrate the Sun’s story:

As George Galloway unveils wife No4, ex

Posted: 4th, April 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Galloway declares victory in Blackburn on twitter

GEORGE Galloway declares victory in Blackburn. Well, they look the same up north…

Spotter: Karen

Posted: 31st, March 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Galloway wins Bradford West for Iraq – in photos

MP George Galloway is Bradford West’s man in Westminster. The cat impressionist has landed on his feet. As he took the plaudits, shouted “All praise to Allah!” and  “Long Live Iraq! Long live Palestine!”, he waved a ‘V’ to the …

Posted: 30th, March 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Apple’s Foxconn interns paid better than Lib Dem interns

SO there was this great big campaign, with petitions and plays and online sign ups and the usual ignorant outrage displayed on Twitter and Facebook about how appalling the working conditions and pay were at Foxconn. You know, the giant …

Posted: 30th, March 2012 | In: Key Posts, Money, Politicians, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Franklin Roosevelt is the young David Cameron – photo

WHEN we noticed that David Cameron is super sissy softy in the mould of Basil Fotherington-Thomas, a reader pointed us towards this photo of Franklin Roosevelt, the man whose New Deal saved the pastry industry and gave the battered …

Posted: 29th, March 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


George Galloway is Bradford’s true Muslim Catholic candidate

GEORGE Galloway is standing for Parliament in the Bradford West by-election. He’s a terrific talker is Saddam Hussein’s old admirer. He’s a friend to Muslims, such Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and his invisible suit, those in Hamas and at Iran’s biased

Posted: 29th, March 2012 | In: Politicians | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Cameron looking like Basil Fotherington-Thomas – a gallery

HOW in touch with the people is marketing man and miscreant David Cameron? VERY! Every society needs a softy and a sissy at its helm to steer it through frothy waters. It has not escaped our notice that Dave appears …

Posted: 29th, March 2012 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0