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BNP Wants You To Mark Remembrance Day On November 12

ON the 11th hour of the 12 day of the 11th month the BNP* remembered to observe, well, what? The rest of us know that Remembrance Day falls on November 11th. But the BNP wants to make the 12th special.

Is it becasue on November 12 1933, the Nazis received 92% of vote in Germany. No. It’s about the British who gave their lives fighting the Nazis:

 

 

BNP fail

 

*BNP. Something that existed before the EDL and the UKIP.

 

Posted: 13th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Vladimir Putin’s Motorcade Looks Like A Massive Knob

VLADIMIR Putin’s Motorcade looks like a massive knob:

 

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Spotter: UsVThem

Posted: 10th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


CNN Live News: ‘Seal Kills Obama’

ON CNN – LIVE: SEAL KILLS OBAMA!

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Join the club…

 

Posted: 8th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Barack Obama: The ‘True Anti-Semite’ Who Wants Peace With Nuclear Iran

BARACK Obama has been corresponding with Ayatollah Khamenei, Iran’s leader.

Politico:

The Wall Street Journal reported Thursday that Obama had secretly written Khamenei in October to discuss U.S. and Iran’s common interest in combating ISIL. According to the report, Obama said that U.S.-Iran work in the fight against ISIL relied upon Iran’s cooperation on reaching a long-term agreement on the country’s nuclear program by the Nov. 24 deadline.

The report also indicated that Obama assured Khamenei that U.S. airstrikes in Syria would not target the regime of President Bashar Assad, an important ally for Iran.

The BBC profiled Khemenei as a Holocaust denier (he is), bigot and sworn enemy of the West.

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Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Peter Lilley Says Legalise Cannabis – Local Paper Photoshops Him In A Rasta Hat

PETER Lilley, Conservative Party MP for Hitchin and Harpenden and former Government minister, says cannabis should be legalised.

Good. Agreed. It’s time for a sensible debate on the drugs. And cannabis should be legal.

Or is it. Because the local Mercury newspaper has seen fit to photoshop a rasta hat on his bonce.

 

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Spotter:  @martinbeckford

 

Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Seinfeld In Parliament

Seinfeld in Parliament:

Posted: 7th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nigel Farage And Stewart Lee’s Laugh In: With Straight Man Andrew Lawrence

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ANDREW Lawrence writes on BBC bias in comedy:

Can’t help but notice increasingly, a lot ‘political’ comedians cracking cheap and easy gags about UKIP, to the extent that it’s got hack, boring and lazy very quickly. Particularly too much moronic, liberal back-slapping on panel shows like Mock The Week where aging, balding, fat men, ethnic comedians and women-posing-as-comedians, sit congratulating themselves on how enlightened they are about the fact that UKIP are ridiculous and pathetic…

Out of touch, smug, superannuated, overpaid TV comics with their cosy lives in their west-London ivory towers taking a supercilious, moralising tone, pandering to the ever-creeping militant political correctness of the BBC with their frankly surreal diversity targets…

There is a deeply ingrained militant liberal politics at every level of the BBC, despite the fact that it’s tax-payer funded and supposed to be neutral. It’s a biased organisation and the only sorts of political comedians that are welcome within its corridors are those that reflect it’s values.

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Posted: 6th, November 2014 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obama’s Middle East Policy: Susan Rice Mocks Israeli Ambassador

HOW’S Obama’s foreing policy on the Middle East going?

The Free Beacon:

Obama administration National Security Adviser Susan Rice rudely mocked Israel’s ambassador during a recent meeting with an American Jewish leader.

Rice, who is known to dislike the Israeli government, was asked in a recent meeting with a top American Jewish leader why she had not taken meetings with Israeli Ambassador Ron Dermer. “Rice responded, with her characteristic sarcasm, ‘He never asked to meet me,’” Haaretz reported Rice as saying. The president’s top aide then mocked Dermer and conservative casino magnate Sheldon Adelson.

“Besides, I understood that he’s too busy traveling to Sheldon Adelson’s events in Las Vegas,” Rice reportedly said with contempt.

Always good to keep your allies on side…

Posted: 4th, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Change: Manchester Police Admonish Ed Miliband For Given Money to A Beggar

Oi, Ed! Hold my coffee, mate

Oi, Ed! Hold my coffee, mate

 

Ed Miliband was on Manchester’s Mosley Street. The Labour Party leader who bangs on about change dropped a few pence into a woman’s cup.

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Posted: 1st, November 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


One In Every 7 Britons Under 25 Supports ISIS

HOW are ISIS doing in the opinion polls? The Times:

One in seven young British adults has “warm feelings” towards Islamic State, according to a poll. Isis is riding a surge of “anti-politics” sentiment among disaffected under-35s who admire the jihadists’ courage, academics warn.

A tenth of Londoners and one in 12 Scots view Islamic State (Isis) favourably, but sympathy for the militant group reaches its highest levels among the under-25s, the Populus survey found.

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Posted: 31st, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


FAIL: Elle Magazine Thanks ‘David Miliband’ Not Ed For Supporting It’s Feminist T-Shirt Balls

ELLE magazine has a campaign. It wants men to wear T-shirts declaring themselves feminists. Ed Miliband pulled one on. Nick Clegg pulled one on. But David Cameron didn’t. Good for him. Perhaps he saw it for the bollocks it is. Or peharps he just thought ordering an Xtra Large a bit revealing.

 

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Today ELLE magazine asks:

“Why is David Cameron so afraid to call himself a feminist?”

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Posted: 27th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cartoonists Respond To President Erdogan’s Attack On Free Speech

Steve Bright

Steve Bright

IN Turkey – the UK and US’s ally – cartoonist Musa Kart has been arrested for “insulting” President Erdogan with a cartoon of the esteemed leader as a hologram looking on as a robbery takes place. It’s refence to a story on corruption in low places.

(If you think hurling an insult should not be a crime, you need to take a look at what passes for law breaking on Twitter. Turkey might not be so different to the UK )

Freedom of Speech is all important. Cartoonists came out on support of Kart on the #erdogancaricature hashtag. Erdogan alleged Kart was guilty of “insulting through publication and slander”.

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Posted: 24th, October 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chicago Voting Machine Forces Republican To Vote Democrat

REMEMBER those hanging Chads? Well, they swing both ways:

Admitting his confidence in Cook County ballot integrity is shaken, State Representative Candidate Jim Moynihan (R-56), was shocked today when he tried to cast a vote for himself and the voting machine cast it for his opponent instead.

“While early voting at the Schaumburg Public Library today, I tried to cast a vote for myself and instead it cast the vote for my opponent,” said Moynihan. “You could imagine my surprise as the same thing happened with a number of races when I tried to vote for a Republican and the machine registered a vote for a Democrat.”

While using a touch screen voting machine in Schaumburg, Moynihan voted for several races on the ballot, only to find that whenever he voted for a Republican candidate, the machine registered the vote for a Democrat in the same race. He notified the election judge at his polling place and demonstrated that it continued to cast a vote for the opposing candidate’s party. Moynihan was eventually allowed to vote for Republican candidates, including his own race. It is unknown if the machine in question (#008958) has been removed from service or is still in operation.

Vote early and vote often!

Posted: 21st, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tony Abbott Goes Shirt To Nipple With Topless Vladimir Putin

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TONY Abbott, Australia’s prime minister, and former Oxford University boxer, says he will “shirt-front” Vladimir Putin at the next G20 shindig in Australia.

The Times:

The term “shirt-front” is used to describe a front–on charge at an opponent in Australian Rules Football intended to knock the opponent to the ground. “I’m going to shirt-front Mr Putin,” Tony Abbott told reporters yesterday. He was describing his intention to press Mr Putin over the downing of the Malaysia Airlines flight MH17 over the Ukraine in July by what is thought to have been a missile fired by Russian separatists.

“I am going to say to Mr Putin: Australians were murdered,” he said.

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Posted: 14th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Things Douglas Carswell Compares The Conservative Party To

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UKIP MP, turncoat and man of Clacton Douglas Carswell likes comparing the Conservative Party to things.

HMV. No – ho-ho – not HIV. The UKippers’ leader Nigel Farage wants AIDs sufferers banned from the UK.  This is another version of His Master’s Voice, the old record shop chain:

“To use a metaphor, I think it’s a bit like HMV, once ubiquitous when it came to buying music. The way the Tory party is retailing politics is like the way HMV retailed music. It’s a defunct retail model.”

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Posted: 12th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Photos Of Brook Newmarks Penis MP: The Big Ben Bellend And Thought Crimes

BROOKS Newmark MP continues to be front-page news. The Tory MP exposed (literally) in a sexting sting is on the Mirror’s front page:

 

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The headline tells readers:

“I craved thrill of sex texts”: Disgraced Tory MP Brooks Newmark reveals he’s seeking psychiatric help…

Sex shame Tory MP Brooks Newmark last night told how he is “battling demons” and is seeking psychiatric help after a woman claimed he sent her a naked selfie. The dad-of-five admitted “craving ­adrenaline and risk” and blamed work stress for his “increasingly erratic behaviour”.

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Posted: 12th, October 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


UKIP Welcome You To Clacton-on-Sea ‘Apart From…’

UKIP welcome you to Clacton-on-Sea:

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Spotter: David Schneider

Posted: 10th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Faces Of The Day: Douglas Carswell Annexes Clacton For UKIP

FACES of the day:

Douglas Carswell, chats with members of the Monster Raving Looney party after winning the Clacton constituency parliamentary by-election held at Clacton town hall in Essex. Date: 10/10/2014.

 

CArswell

 

For more bigotry and intolerance, vote UKIP.

 

Posted: 10th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Statue To The ‘Muslim’ Ghandi Erected In Cardiff

WALES online journalist Aled Jones has news of a Muslim Ghandi:

 

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‘Nuff said.

 

Posted: 9th, October 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


We’re All Going To Die: North Korea Readies For Total War In 2015

A man watches a TV news program showing North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, at the Seoul Railway Station in Seoul, South Korea, Thursday, Jan. 16, 2014. North Korea's top government Thursday proposed the rival Koreas stop slandering each other from later this month, halt hostile military acts and work toward preventing a nuclear disaster on the divided peninsula. The letters read "Stop slandering and joint military exercise". (AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon)

A man watches a TV news program showing North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, at the Seoul Railway Station in Seoul, South Korea, Thursday, Jan. 16, 2014. North Korea’s top government Thursday proposed the rival Koreas stop slandering each other from later this month, halt hostile military acts and work toward preventing a nuclear disaster on the divided peninsula. The letters read “Stop slandering and joint military exercise”. (AP Photo/Ahn Young-joon)

 

EVEN though Kim Jong Un is the Sexiest Man Alive, has a weakness for cheese and was probably born in a lotus flower while scoring a hole in one as a sperm before emerging as a flying baby, let us not forget that he’s completely mental.

North Korea’s premier is a man who likes to keep his people under his waddling, hypnotic spell, while plotting constant war. You see, when you have everything and everyone is cow-eyed in your presence, the threat of nuclear war is probably the only thing you’ve got that gets the blood pumping around your regal underpants.

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Posted: 7th, October 2014 | In: News, Politicians | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Annie Lennox Thinks Beyonce’s Feminism Is ‘Cheap’

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Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart of The Eurythmics.
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ONE of the big problems with feminism is that women like to spend great chunks of the debate, attacking each other. Of course, any movement needs criticism to adapt and sharpen the mind for future debates, but isn’t it a bit sad to see women trying to pull other women down, when ostensibly, their aims are the same?

And so to Annie Lennox, who said that she isn’t very impressed with Beyonce calling herself a feminist.

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Posted: 2nd, October 2014 | In: Celebrities, Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Photoshop Challenge: David Cameron Watches David Cameron Inside His Birmingham Hotel Room

PHOTOSHOP this:

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Prime Minister David Cameron prepares his keynote speech in his hotel room before his speech at tomorrow’s Conservative Party’s annual conference at the ICC in Birmingham. Picture date: Tuesday September 30, 2014. Photo credit should read: Stefan Rousseau/PA Wire

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Posted: 30th, September 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tory No-Sex Sex Scandal: Brooks Newmark Says You CAN Pull In Paisley Pyjamas

Mr Newmarks looks over his drawers

Mr Newmarks looks over his drawers

 

 

NEWS of a Tory “sex scandal” whets the appetites. But in these dull times it’s a sex scandal without any sex. Tory MP for Braintree, Essex, Brooks Newmark sent a photo of himself to an undercover male reporter posing as a female Party worker called Sophie.

The Telegraph says it was a tabloid sting.

And remarkably, it worked. The middle-aged father of five really did think a young woman wanted to see his knob for her sexual gratitification. What occurs over Party conference season to make an intelligent man reveal his private member to a stranger? Are politicans that vain? Do they have groupies?

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Posted: 28th, September 2014 | In: Politicians | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Ed Miliband Wonders If You Think He’s An Unelectable Spod Because He’s a Jew

If the cap(le) fits

If the cap(le) fits

DO you think Ed Miliband is bit of a weirdo because he’s a Jew? Rachel Sylvester writes in the Times:

Privately, he suspects that anti-semitism may be behind some of the hostility towards him – he talks about how as the child of Jewish immigrants, he cannot say his family has “sat under the same oak tree for 500 years”. The sense that he is an “outsider” may, he believes explain in part the descriptions by some people of him as “weird”.

Privately? Does he do anything privately?

James Kirkup:

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Posted: 26th, September 2014 | In: Politicians | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0