Sarah Palin Votes And Also, Like, We Can
SARAH Palin is refusing to reveal who she’s voted for:
I don’t have to tell anybody who I vote for. Nobody does. And that’s really cool about America, also
Palin’s knockers will wonder if she’s in the tank for Obama. They may then wonder why it took Obama 15 minutes to cast his vote.
But more than that, Anorak wonders about the “also”?
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Top 8 Sarah Palin Songs: A New Hate Figure
DON’TH speath forth mez Sarah Palin…
A new hate figure. No, not Palin… Read the rest of this entry »
Posted: 3rd, November 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
It’s 3am And Kenya’s Obama Has Cursed McCain And Palin
DEAR friends,
Dark forces at at play in the Race for the White House. We bring not race into the mix, but the occult. It is come to our attntiosn that Sarah Palin and John McCain have placed witches curses on Barack Obama.
Those horns… No, dear reader, not a moose’s - but Palin’s own. But wait - those horns are false. It is Obama who is the Devil incarnate…
Now read on…
THIS IS EXTREMELY SERIOUS.
Minutes ago I spoke with friend Dr. Norman G. Marvin, M.D. and he is so concerned at what he has learned about Barack Obama’s family in Kenya that he is calling a special prayer meeting in his home to pray against the witchcraft curses attempted by them against John McCain and Sarah Palin.
Posted: 31st, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Palin Dromed: Wasilla’s All I Saw
PALIN Droned —
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Is The Devil Incarnate
SARAH PALIN VICE PRESIDENT - is an anagram of…
Is Perhaps Devil Incarnate
Posted: 29th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Fronting Obama On Palin’s Knickers
THE Voice tells Britishers that Sarah Palin is wearing expensive bikinis:
It has “emerged, in this time of economic crisis, that the Republicans went on a $150,000 shopping spree for Sarah Palin”.
Wasting money on your image and looking good. Tsk! As the NY Times notes:
By some estimates, Senator Obama will have spent $250 million on local, cable and network television in just five months, a rate of advertising that outstrips Burger King, Apple and Gap on an annualized basis.
Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin’s BBC Jihad In London
JIHAD Makdissi, of the Syrian Embassy in London, accuses US forces of carrying out a raid inside its territory near the border with Iraq.
The Syrian foreign ministry says eight civilians were killed in the attack.
Jihad Makdissi says this is an outrageous crime and an act of aggression. The BBC reports the matter but makes no mention to the irony that the man complaining of aggression is called Jihad.
Posted: 27th, October 2008 | In: Media, Sarah Palin, War On Terror | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Palin Takes Down Liberty
SARAH Palin tells Dr. James Dobson, of Focus on the Family, that she is confident God will do “the right thing for America” on voring day.
God, or course, has already anointed Barack Obama. Palin might find that the right thing sees her sent back to Alaska.
Not that she will return alone and unchanged, as Zina Saunders’ vision reveals…
In the UK press, Palin is the cover girl of the day.
Posted: 23rd, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
How Hunting Sarah Palin Marks The End Of The US Empire
TO the NEW York Times, where the talk is of Sarah Palin, the end of Empire and King Edward VIII killing a tiger in India. Write’s Paul Berger, Anorak’s man in NY:
Non sequitur of the month goes to this caption in the New York Times that accompanies a story comparing the decline of the British Empire with the perceived weakening of US hegemony.
Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Anorak In New York, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Ferris Obama’s Day Off: A Sick Grandma And A Free Pizza For Every McCain Hater
RACE for the White House: Anorak’s look at the McCain-Palin-Obama-Biden news…
It’s a slice of apple pie and spite in Michigan.
A Michigan pizzeria is offering free pizza to anyone bringing in McCain-Palin campaign signs. Signs have gone missing. Yoofs are believed to be the bargain hunting culprits.
Brad Edwards is “LIVE” from the eatery. Says the owner (video):
“I’m the owner of Salvatore’s pizzeria – healthcare is killing us”
Posted: 22nd, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Tina Fey Pins Down Her Ears For Palin
SAYS Tina Fey of her Sarah Palin alter ego:
“I stand by the pieces as both fair and quite gentle…We glue my ears down. That’s one of the tricks… I’ll tell you, that lady is five times better-looking than I am. She’s 44? She’s got none of that droopy s—. She’s keeping it tight!”
They say her ears are link antlers…
She’s tight like prom night…
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin Kill Of The Day: Sarah Palin Death Cult
SARAH Palin Watch: Anorak’s look at Sarah Palin in the media: The plot to beat up, rape and kill Sarah Palin…
Sarah Palin has her own death cult. But before she is killed, left-wing, liberal Amricans want to see her beaten to a pulp.
Here’s a black man called Terry Tate showing what a dangerous rectionary bigot Sarah Palin is by beating her up:
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
ANDREW Sullivan is obsessed with Sarah Palin’s vagina and reproductive system.
Nothing is known publicly about Ms. Palin’s medical history, aside from the much-discussed circumstances surrounding the birth of her fifth child last April.
They say Bristol Palin has two wombs. Well. Andrew Sullivan does. Now he says:
Posted: 21st, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Dear Bullwinkle: Sarah Palin’s Emails Are For Sale
WE lose a lot of data in the UK. And it can be valuable data.
The Government is hot on identity theft, and has set out prove how easily your identity can be stolen by losing yours in the post. This is why you need an ID card.
Over in the US of A, Sarah Palin understands more about the value of data. You can see her emails. It’ll cost you $15 million.
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
NEW from Anorak Records, Now That’s What I Call Sarah Palin 8 - music to shoot the moose by.
You ve heard The Top Five Sarah Palin Songs. You’ve thrilled to the The Top Six Sarah Plain Songs.
And you’ve found the Top 7 Sarah Palin Songs near impossible to get out of your head, no matter what medication you’ve taken.
Buy now in time for That’s What I Call Sarah Palin 9 - out tomorrow…
Thanks to Lauren Mayer
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Terrible TV | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Palin And Obama In Bipartisan Moves
PALIN. Obama. Moves:
Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Photojournalism, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Twitterings | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Joe Biden’s Three Letter Word Outburst
SARAH Palin talks about jobs. Now her Vice president rival Joe Biden talks about J-O-B-S - Jobs… A three-letter word:
Only two words for that: TV…
Joe Biden’s Road Map Goes To Nowhere
Joe Biden Televises Roosevelt’s Great Depression
Joe Biden On How Corn Syrup Is The New Terrorism
Joe Biden Is Neil Kinnock Is Robert Kennedy
Sarah Palin’s Ennoia On Joe Biden
Posted: 17th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Terrible TV | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
SARAH Palin is La Pequena:
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Terrible TV, Twitterings | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
MARK Ciptak of Elizabethton, Tennessee, has named his daughter Sarah McCain Palin.
He “put that name on the documents for the girl’s birth certificate, ignoring the name Ava Grace, which he and his wife had picked earlier”, reports the Tennessean.
Posted: 15th, October 2008 | In: John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Twitterings | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Hank Jr Defends The McCain-Palin Tradition: Top 7 Sarah Palin Songs
THE Tops 7 Sarah Palin Songs: Hank Jr Defends The McCain-Palin Tradition
Lyrics - sing along y’all:
Posted: 14th, October 2008 | In: John McCain, Politicians, Race For The White House, Sarah Palin, Terrible TV | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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