Saudi Arabia Says Mickey Mouse Must Die
HIS eminence Sheikh Muhammad Munajid says Mickey Mouse is one of “Satan’s soldiers” and should die. He must have been to Euro Disney:
“If a mouse falls into a pot of food – if the food is solid, you should chuck out the mouse and the food touching it, and if it is liquid – you should chuck out the whole thing, because the mouse is impure.
“According to Islamic law, the mouse is a repulsive, corrupting creature. How do you think children view mice today – after Tom and Jerry?
Jerry the Gerry mouse is a dirty Jew. For shame:
“Even creatures that are repulsive by nature, by logic, and according to Islamic law have become wonderful and are loved by children. Even mice.
“Mickey Mouse has become an awesome character, even though according to Islamic law, Mickey Mouse should be killed in all cases.”
First they came for the cartoon mice…
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Posted: 15th, September 2008 | In: Strange But True, War On Terror Comments (20) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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October 4th, 2008 at 3:56 am
im from Saudi and i live there and let me tell you this … dont think that if a guy like that says things like this that we all fell the same way! i mean every country has weird people who say weird things … it happenes that this is our weird person ..its just a PERSONAL OPINION!!!!! DONT SAY “SAUDI ARABIA SAYS …” i mean cummon!!! Mickey Mouse?! everyone here laughes about this!
and “hnh” what do u mean “u see shit here u’ll never see anywhere else” WHERE THE HELL DO YOU LIVE?!! guantanamo?!! :/
yeah there is no nightclubs, alcohol and other stupid shallow things here but this is how we live our lives and you should respect that …. or get the hell out of here!
oh and btw the word “Sheikh” doesnt mean that he is royal or anything cuz this is a kingdom and the royals are the king and the princes, this word is given out to people in a term of respect .. like Mr. & Mrs. in a way ..
September 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
maan… i actually live in saudi, and trust me u see shit here u’ll never see anywhere else. but this!! i mean c’mon!!!!!!!!!!! funny but sad…
September 17th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
Paging Thomas Muthee, paging Thomas Muthee…
September 17th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
My grammar is f**cking poor as well.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:48 pm
Thanks, Leanne. The spelling is, however, an affectation and a way to not-quite-phonetically get across the idiomatic way us whippet-hugging, pit-boot wearing Northerners speak. Aside from the frequent club-fingered typo, my spelling is usually spot-on. However, if you want to pour scorn on my pretentiousness, heap censure upon me for my monumental ego, or critique my loose writing style and hit-and-miss comedy…feel f**cking free. Oh, I’m also foul-mouthed. You might want to add that to the list.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Why are you arguing about a mouse? A cartoon one no less. And to the dude who spelt it “Engerland”… it’s England
September 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
I think that Bugs Bunny may have a lot to answer for too !
September 17th, 2008 at 1:52 am
Lets face it the dude is right on the money…………………Disney=Evil
September 16th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Should this read ‘Sad’ Arabia?!
September 16th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
dear God ! [whichever one, take your pick !] the loonies have taken over the asylum [Saudi] send in the gunboats ! oops nearly forgot we’re allies aren’t we ? there are idiots everywhere, let the Saudi’s deal with him and leave poor old steamboat in peace !
September 16th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
Dont blame Saudi, they have Princes here, not Sheikhs so he cant be from Saudi.
UAE maybe?
KT (Brit living in ksa)
September 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Pete, I’m sorry to break this news to you, but this is not Saudi Arabia.
It’s England.
Sheikh whathisname lives in Saudi Arabia, so he can’t go back there because he’s already there.
Is it any clearer now?
September 16th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
wy dont we get rid of him instead, these people complain about all things british and european, why dont they go back to there own country and get on with theior lives
September 16th, 2008 at 11:37 am
What about getting rid of Saudi, take the oil first of course. some of us like mickey mouse, we learned a lot from him when little!
September 16th, 2008 at 11:11 am
Strange thing is, old Walt was probably even more anti-semitic than they
September 16th, 2008 at 10:51 am
… Jessica Rabbit will be next, the hussy!
Enough already!
Magnetite (lol)!
September 16th, 2008 at 10:45 am
…or they had a sense of humour….
September 16th, 2008 at 8:35 am
If they didn’t have the oil …….
September 16th, 2008 at 1:22 am
And just to even things up, Engerland would be a rotund, balding middle-aged man throwing his dog’s poo into France’s garden when he think France isn’t looking - then denying it. We’d also still be reminding Germany, just down the street, about that fight we had with him years ago - before wandering down to the local takeaway(pick your flavour - we’ve hurt ‘em all) to insult them grievously while ordering our food and wondering why it tastes of Domestos and spit when we dish it out back home.
September 16th, 2008 at 12:51 am
Ah, Saudi Arabia. The drunken mate who keeps calling out total strangers five times the size of him, and slapping women’s backsides when you and the rest of your friends are trying to just have a good night out on the town. If countries were people, the tolerant Muslim countries would be slowly moving away from Saudi A, saying “He’s not really with us. Honest.” to the bouncers.
Though if countries were people, America would be our steroid-addled bastard son trying to outdo our youthful indiscretions and excesses while saying “I’m not a bit like you at all, dad.”
And China would be a senile delinquent, enervated by Ginseng and Viagra into a second childhood of exploration and bullying. “Come on, Tibet. Give me all your toys.”