The Apprentice: Alan Sugar’s Robotic Fingers And Booster Seat
NEWS is that Sir Alan Sugar may use his pointy finger to make himself appear taller.
The Apprentice reject Jenny Celerier tells Virgin Radio host Christian O’Connell: “I did notice when he got on to his chair he did a sort of little jump to get on to it.”
When pressed on the subject of child booster seats, Ms Clerier mused: “I’m saying he might do.”
Sir Alan stands at 5ft 6ins, but with his finger extended in “You’re fired” mode, he elongates to 5ft 10ins.
More suspicions are that he employs finger extensions, robotic devices that lengthen in moments of arousal and when the need to impress is at its greatest.
More on that to follow…
May 9th, 2008 at 11:26 am
Won’t say what I thought that was, until I put my spex on….
May 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
wot, a giant toe?