THAT Big Brother should epitomise the world at large is a given.
And so we read on the Star’s front page of “BIG ASBO” and how this season’s show is to feature a “lawless teen yob with an Asbo”.
This 18-year-old, who might or might not be the same youth offering Star readers the use of his middle finger, has a history of shoplifting and abusing neighbours.
He should be a wow when it comes to stirring up trouble and nothing short of a sensation when it comes to the show’s shopping task.
Only enough money left for shiny loo rolls and desiccated coconut? No problem. This boy wonder will return with chocolate bars, a rack of navy blue trousers and the cash register from Mr Patel’s shop.
Hurrah!
Picture: Yorkshire Soul
Posted: 27th, April 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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April 30th, 2007 at 9:53 am
[...] the hunt is on to unearth the show’s agonists. Having been turned on to gays and a boy with an Asbo, the Star now looks at the “freak show”. Get a load of the “gay guy with a split tongue”. [...]
April 27th, 2007 at 6:37 pm
Looks like a spell in prison has taken its toil on Jeffery Archer……….