Big Brother: Tracey Barnard’s Ye Olde Caravan And (Cromwell) Carrot
SPACEY Tracey Barnard, Big Brother’s Tony Adams, “LIVES IN A PUB CAR PARK!”
How many Daily Sport readers on learning of this do not wipe a rheumy eye and thank god that someone is living the dream.
Tracey lives in a caravan in the grounds of the Chequers Inn in Fordham, Cambs. This is Tracey’s “CARAVAN OF BRUV!”
A local tells us: “She’s always hanging around with gypsy types and she often has groups of people visiting her in the caravan.”
Oh?
“There’s often a big noise coming from inside, like they’re drinking and having a good time.”
How envious those pub dwellers across tarmac. Forced to endure Government health warnings on their restoratives, stub out their smokes by order of law and listen to Celine Dion Sings Girls Aloud on the in-house stereo, they pine for the olden days when all pubs were like Tracey’s caravan.
Today Anorak launches it’s “PUB CARAVAN” campaign. We urge all public houses to install a caravan and a Tracey in their car parks and beer gardens.
If patrons want to smoke, laugh out loud and ‘ave it to 128 beats-per-minute bangin’ tunes they can go to these snug tin tributes to Bacchanalian excess and party.
It might just save the hospitality industry…
Posted: 5th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 20th, 2007 at 9:06 pm
Tracey is:
…incredibly thick
…in desperate need of a wash
…lodged firmly up Charlie’s arsehole
…most probably a man
…a disgrace to the raving scene
and finally a complete waste of air.
July 13th, 2007 at 10:37 am
this creature should go,i say creature because she does not look human,nor animal,i just dont know wtf it is weird or as she would say sketchy,you got that right ,its about the only thing you have since you been there,take her fags away,watch her squirm then tracey out tracey out !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 13th, 2007 at 10:34 am
omg !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what a loser,everyone thinks shes nice and keeps her self to her self but personally i think shes the witch of all witches,i cannot stand her she is cold uninteresting moody two faced and utterly boooooooooooring,get the worzel lookalike out please
July 13th, 2007 at 10:31 am
i hate her get her out,she was out of her tiny swede when she went in,that gurning and monysyablle language is driving me crazy,shes a complete waste of space,she should of been the first to go !!!!!!!!!!!
June 28th, 2007 at 8:48 am
Nowt wrong with caravans id give it one mmmmm lush
June 22nd, 2007 at 11:03 pm
I wonder if she has sky.
June 14th, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Personally, i cannot stand Tracey and do thoroughly believe she should be evicted for the sake of it. Dont even put it up to the vote…shes a Pete wannabee!
And how smacked up was she when she went in the house? If she was to have gurned any more, i reckon her jawbone would have snapped!
June 12th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
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June 10th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
A carrot knob-jockey. That got creme de menthe in?
June 10th, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Errrr
Its a CAMBERWELL carrot knob-jockey
June 7th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
My local is on the river and has no car park….. I’m moving!
June 6th, 2007 at 3:19 am
excellent idea ! lol im gonna go to my local in the mornin and suggest this !