Ziggy and Chanelle Explore Big Brother’s Dark Places
IMPRISONED in the Big Brother house, Ziggy is faced with a choice.
He can spend his days bonding with the other lads. He can talk with Seány and wonder how the tetchy gay, gay hater came by Sue Pollard’s old clothes and kept his arms so close to his sides while leading the River Dance troupe.
He can talk about hair gel with Gerry.
He can whistle and see how long it takes for Charley’s hair to come to heel.
Or he can pull Chanelle.
It’s a non-contest. Just as it is on the Sport’s front page, which alongside a picture of a wandering hand and an offered backside asks: “Who’s that bum in the BB house?”
The bottom belongs, naturally enough, to Chanelle.
The same Chanelle who, as the Mirror reports, “ACTED OUT HER MUM’S MURDER.”
In front of her drama class peers, Chanelle asked: “Why did you leave us mum?” and “Why did you do that stuff?”
These are Chanelle’s dark places. As the Mirror notes, Chanelle’s mother, Andrea Sinclair, was a drug addict and prostitute murdered by one Keith Pollard.
This is the Star’s front-page headline making: “BB CHANELLE: MY DRUGS AND VICE HELL.”
Readers get to see a picture of a tanned Chanelle wearing a black bikini.
More pictures inside of Chanelle in her bikini. And a transcript of her telling Ziggy and Gerry: “I was born in a prison, because she [mother] got locked up for doing drugs, and then she got killed.”
And here’s Gerry picking up the phone and pretending to call Chanelle’s mum, saying: “She hasn’t slept with Ziggy…not yet anyway.”
And here’s Ziggy wondering if he should go and talk with Seány about those Feet of Flames…
Posted: 12th, June 2007 | In: Big Brother TV Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 11th, 2007 at 1:13 pm
CHANELLE IS A HIGHLY STRUNG NEUROTIC BUNNY BOILER WITH A BIG SPAM HEAD.
July 11th, 2007 at 1:12 pm
CHANELLE IS A HIGHLY STRUNG NEUROTIC BUNNY BILER WITH A BIG SPAM HEAD.
June 19th, 2007 at 12:05 pm
leave them alone babes
June 12th, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Chanelle already had a partner, Ian, out of the house. I feel sorry for him watching her in there… horrible child.
June 12th, 2007 at 10:47 am
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June 12th, 2007 at 9:55 am
Media studies class
June 12th, 2007 at 9:43 am
Blimey, I thought half term was finished!
June 12th, 2007 at 9:31 am
hey hey hey ! xxxxxxxxxxxxx luv ya alwys! xx smelli
June 12th, 2007 at 9:30 am
ahh cheers hunni bffl always lv ya xxxx
June 12th, 2007 at 9:29 am
niki is ma bffl hey niki is u!
June 12th, 2007 at 9:27 am
That niki girl thinks she is everything n dat chabnamis a right wierdo i rekon she is a prozzy! She has stabbed a girl emily when she was younger! Who would have the right mind to do that? Niki is such a minger she has a cleaning phobia in her bedroom! You should see her house! - Its soo clean which is nice ok bibi ps ma msn is abznmeg@hotmail.co.uk
June 12th, 2007 at 9:26 am
Abbie needs her head testing channell is a fuckin ugly minger n so is ziggy they r so showin of 2 da cameras GET THEM OUT!!!!!!!!
June 12th, 2007 at 9:23 am
that channell girl is realy pritty if her and ziggy wana b gf n bf then let them i dnt no y peeps r kikin a fuss up bout it ???