Seány And Gerry’s Big Brother Gay ‘Romp’
BIG Brother’s Seány is a brilliant laugh. So long as he’s the one telling the joke.
He’s the good laugh pulling a chair away and as the victim lands hard on his coccyx, saying: “Come on, can’t you take joke? Some people really need to loosen up.” Spread the love.
Tugging the covers off a sleeping Lesley was not a funny joke. It was aggressive, mean, less happy than happy-slap.
Seány is not a likeable person. But he is bonding with Gerry. And their double act now takes in a double bed: think Michael Flatley and George Micheal doing Morecambe and Wise. On second thoughts, don’t – you may never be able to close your eyes again.
And here are Seány and Gerry in the Star. And the news is that “outraged viewers” have “slammed TV bosses” for showing the pair engaged in a “prime-time gay romp”.
One viewer, Angie Robinson, tells the Star: “It was on at 6:30 in the evening when my daughter was watching. It’s not the kind of thing you want people to see.”
TV rules are clear on homosexuality: gay men are enjoyable when they are alone, dressed as a woman, buff and camp, or asking for the ‘scores on the doors’; gay men are not likeable when they are in couples, ginger and approaching middle age in a yellow T-shirt.
Lesbians are only ever acceptable when given the epithet “lipstick” or dessed in period costume.
And what of this “ROMP”? Big Brother has broadcast Jade Goody fouling her foul mouth with a balding Brummie; ‘Chicken’ Stu and Michelle Marsh under a table, and Anthony Hutton foaming a Jacuzzi with Makosi. None of it was pleasant.
And all of it was far more revolting than Gerry ruffling Seány’s hair and draping an arm around him. We see more homoeroticism on Match of the Day.
But Angie is not impressed, hearing her nine-year-old daughter Aleisha say: “Ugh, look at that, Mummy.”
Rather than tell Aleisha to go and do her homework or ask her if she‘s got any friends to text, caring mum calls the papers and gets her daughter’s name in print, beneath a shot of Gerry and Seány in bed.
That’s much more wholesome.
June 12th, 2007 at 11:48 am
Oh heaven forfend! Two people sharing a bed that happen both to be men. Funny how certain papers shout out about the `HOT BB LESBIAN ACTION, PICTURES INSIDE’ with no hesitation yet two blokes getting close causes moral outrage.
Shows that Dinosaurs still exist I suppose
June 12th, 2007 at 6:20 pm
John - it is amazing. Gay men are all well and good so long as they fit the stereotype. you don’t see old gay men on soap operas. maybe they grow out of it?
June 12th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
ooh what about Rene and Gruber?
Perhaps AIDS has something to do with old gay men?
(Before the flack flies I am a heterosexual female, with two gay male friends and one female)
John, it could be that lesbians appeal more to hetero men anyway, and possibly fantasising about 3 in a bed?
June 12th, 2007 at 9:54 pm
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June 16th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
Yes, because of course, all of us gays inevitably die of AIDs aged 29.
…pff
July 3rd, 2007 at 8:58 pm
Poor Gerry!!!
October 29th, 2007 at 10:27 am
C’mon Gerry and Seány has right to show their affection.. No harm in that.. i guess Europeans still needs to grow up.. Whats harm when a boy touches a girl? So why so much crying when Seany shows little affection to Seany.. Gerry and Seány i support you whole-heartedly!!! Whatever you have done is not wrong.. Others who are criticizing, i have one thing to say “GET A LIFE!!!”
October 29th, 2007 at 10:29 am
C’mon Gerry and Seány has right to show their friendship… The guy above says right thing.. Even i support you Gerry and Seány!!!
January 29th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
whats with these immature jerks?? being gay is another style of life which anyone can be born with…. why is it so wrong??
March 13th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I saw Gerry yesterday in tottenham court rd…. I asked him the time and then i chatted to him i was not sure if that was him or not… he said big brother is like a prison and it would ruin your life,….. he also mentioned how people were throwing lighters at charley!!!!!
But i asked him if it was not dangerous for him to walk around like this he mentioned that he got a positive response and he was on way back from work…
I asked for his number and he said no…….!!!!!