Jade Goody Cancels Big Brother
“BB’S SO BAD EVEN JADE WON’T DO IT.”
BB is Big Brother and Jade is Jade Goody, aka Jade Baddie, Jade Hoodie.
Says Jade Goody on Big Brother: “Sorry, but the show is over.”
Why Jade should be sorry is not enlarged upon. She goes on: “It’s just over. I’m done with it.”
Jade seems to have been watching one of those EastEnders episodes when a Mitchell turns to his prone victim and says “It’s over when I say it’s over.”
Jade’s proclamation struggles for newspaper space in the Star with other shock news:
“Iain Duncan Smith says ‘I wouldn’t waste my time being prime minister!”
“Sarah Ferguson: Become Queen? No Way!”
“Michael Barrymore: I Would Rather Crawl Over Broken Glass Than Present The 10’clock News!”
And many more…
January 24th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Good Lord! Even Jade Goody is doing a runner?
This truly must be the end, or the beginning of something even more horrible……
January 24th, 2008 at 7:18 pm
wise words indeed
i don’t buy The Star its a bit too intelectual for me