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Harry’s Game: Prince Harry Decides On England’s National Sport

WILL it be rugby union or football? The English national game is a matter of no small importance.

Rugby has its plusses: England win; and England should never lose to Germany on penalties, chiefly because Jonny Wilkinson is allowed to take all spot kicks.

On the negatives, you can’t play rugby easily, and certainly not against a Waiters XV on a Mediterranean beach, nor on the school playground, where less the tackling and more the falling mouth-first onto the crumbling tarmac is liable to hurt.

Which way to go? We could toss for it. But better yet let’s see which way our greatest scoring icon falls. What will Prince Harry do?

Harry, that Wilkinson among men, is, as the Telegraph reports, expected to join thousands of England fans at Saturday’s World Cup final.

So rugby it is.

However, as the Telegraph notes: “But speculation was growing yesterday over whether his South African-based girlfriend, Chelsy Davy, will be with him.”

If rugby is to surpass football as the sport of choice, it is imperative the girlfriend takes her rightful place at her rugger mad boyfriend’s side.

As the paper notes: “Last Saturday — Miss Davy’s 22nd birthday — rugby-mad Prince Harry was in Paris for the England team’s nail-biting victory over the World Cup hosts.”

Once absence looks like an accident, twice sounds the death knell for rugby’s lofty ambitions.

The very real fear is that should South Africa-based Chelsy not journey to Paris, rugby will never full replace football as the nation’s No. 1 sport, and be seen as an incidental matter, a game played by boys who grew up unable to control a football, or their girlfriends…

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5 Responses to “Harry’s Game: Prince Harry Decides On England’s National Sport”

  1. David Says:

    Well of course it’s Rugby!
    Only a nation of sadistic eccentrics like the British would come up with a game like that.
    :)

  2. Anorak Says:

    C’mon Harry!!!!

  3. Rugby World Cup News » Blog Archive Says:

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  4. Andrew Says:

    I hate sports but rugby is way better than that girls game they call football. “ooohh foul” rolling around pretending to be in pain. Do that in rugby and you just get stamped on. Rightly so. “Soccer” is for girls, and people like beckham. Yeah. Girls

  5. Helen Says:

    Andrew
    There are only a few players that do the foul thing, n Football is a game that requires much more talent n skill than Rugby, which is maybe why u think its for girls rather than men

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