Nine Looks At Queen Elizabeth’s Bruise
HER Majesty the Queen has a bruise on her neck.
The Express features the blemish on its front page. “Mystery of the Queen’s bruise,” it announces. Inside: “How did one get a bruise?”
DAILY EXPRESS: “’PHILIP IN PLOT TO KILL QUEEN’” – Mohammed Al Fayed says the Queen has been targeted by SPECTRE. “That man from Oncle,” he knows, says Mr Fayed. “Give him call”
DAILY MAIL: “QUEEN CANCER HORROR”
DAILY STAR: “ROUGH SEX AND KINKY CAPERS – OLDER AND BOLDER”
THE SUN: “I AM NOT A-BRUISED”
DAILY MIRROR: “GORDON BROWN WORRIED ABOUT QUEEN”
DAILY TELEGRAPH: “THE PERILS OF A LARGE BOSOM”
THE TIMES: “WHY MEN LOVE A LADY WITH A BRUISE”
THE GUARDIAN: “ROYALS ARE A DRAIN ON THE NHS”
THE INDEPENDENT: “MIGRANT WORKERS DREAM OF BRUISES”
December 19th, 2007 at 9:40 am
‘Our Dogs’ : Corgi paws Queen
December 19th, 2007 at 9:42 am
Queenie has had collision with one of the Corgies as she put food in the dish and they have rushed for it….all together! Poor Lady.
December 19th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I looked at it briefly, and immediately thought of Michael Hutchence and moved on……..
December 19th, 2007 at 1:19 pm
It wur imigrants what done it!
(Well they get the blame for everything else)
Personally I prefer the Philip as a wife beater idea