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Prince Harry Is Fighting In Afghanistan: Tally-Ban

prince-harry Prince Harry Is Fighting In Afghanistan: Tally-BanPRINCE HARRY HAS BEEN FIGHTING IN AFGHANISTAN?

Young Prince Harry Baseball Cap is in the trenches with the lads.

He was deployed 10 weeks ago and his fellow soldiers were sworn to secrecy.

Chief of the General Staff Sir Richard Dannatt, who is head of the British Army, says he is disappointed the news had leaked.

“I am very disappointed that foreign websites have decided to run this story without consulting us. This is in stark contrast to the highly responsible attitude that the whole of the UK print and broadcast media, along with a small number overseas, who have entered into an understanding with us over the coverage of Prince Harry on operations.”

Of course, it may all be a ruse. Harry has a price on his ginger head. But the plan is afoot.

The British Army has been issued with regulation ginger fright wigs. Each will don their Harry Hair and thus flush the rabid enemy from fox hole and cave. This will make them easier to slaugher. Harry will be the hero.

Hurrah!

Tally-ban!

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  1. 1 Dennis Says:

    He’s not there, that’s a darn lie. I saw his tank going up the M1 heading towards scotland

  2. 2 Simon J. James Says:

    It’s just crazy enough to work:

    http://simonjjames.blogspot.com/2008/02/but-is-afghanistan-ready-for-me.html

  3. 3 Maravilha Says:

    Yes, he could be there, I saw it on TV.Even if he would not being fighting, it remains extremely dangerous to be in Afghanistan.
    I noticed that while he was walking around, nobody of the local population was to be seen. Houses were empty, shut, etc.
    It is possible he stayed in Afghanistan for only a few hours, for the film.(Too much risk for a British Prince. Even a few hours for a film could be fatal).
    Of that he was at a militair cinema set in the USA.
    But I like that young man.

  4. 4 lyn Says:

    Harry has to come home now - thankfully. He was front line apparently too. He look like he could fight though. When watching him on TV his nose looked very much like the other Prince of Wales though.

  5. 5 dairy Says:

    nah - he’s a dead ringer for James Hewitt..!!

  6. 6 lyn Says:

    5 dairy

    Must find a photo of James Hewitt and compare! Funny wouldn’t it be if Harry is a Hewitt.

  7. 7 dairy Says:

    6 lyn
    I think you’ll be surprised at how alike they are - he certainly bears no resemblance to the rest of the royal family, nor to his mother’s family either, come to think of it… it’s been rumoured for years….

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