Prince Charles Flies In the Face Of Global Warming
HAVING made his way on foot (taking care to hold his breath every third step to keep carbon emissions down) the Prince of Wales, Prince Charles, is arrived in Indonesia.
His mission: to promote his Rainforest Project.
As Charles says in barely whisper (see above for reasons) we are immersed in “a battle for our very survival”.
The Sun claims the “exclusive”, but Anorak is also there, having arrived by plane, Aston Martin and private train, and we now transcribe the goings on.
Charles: “Hello clouds, hello sky”
Hullo Charles…
Charles: “Now is the time for the whole world to come together as one to find a solution”
Obama! Obama! Obama!
Charles: We have just proved we can do it to tackle the global financial crisis, as any fule kno.
The UK’s manufacturing sector shrunk for the sixth month in a row in October
None of us can claim to know with total certainty how severe the coming economic downturn will be. Most of us are pretty sure we’re in a recession, but we don’t whether it will be short and sharp, or short and shallow, or long and shallow, or long and deep.
Charles: “There is enormous weight of concern and opinion throughout the world and particularly, for instance, among Sun readers.”
Get yer tits out for the lads. Get yer tits out, get yer tits out……
Charles: “Today carbon dioxide levels are at their highest for 800,000 years”
Trees have never had it so good…
Charles will now take questions from any plants in the room… Yes, you Arthurus Edwardsium…
Posted: 4th, November 2008 | In: Global Warming, Media, Royal Family Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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March 28th, 2009 at 2:09 pm
robert , stop saying ,sorry ,all the time….unless , of cours you are sorry… if so….then forgive me.
P.S. I counted three sorry’s in two posts …. robert, why are you feeling so guilty…is it because of your true intellectual depth or your wittineess …or your “whatever”?
I am intensely anticipating your enlightening , witty……yet deep response.
March 28th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Oh Anorak. You went Molesworth on (for) us. I do love you after all.
March 28th, 2009 at 10:43 am
baggng-yes-that-makes-more-sense-now thanks-for-clearing-that-up
March 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am
The worst thing about it is the amount of time some posters take to come up with a reply. Has it taken you since November to come up with this? Hardly worth the wait was it? By the way, there is another typo in your erratum
March 28th, 2009 at 9:01 am
sorry –i meant ‘baggng’ people –typo
March 28th, 2009 at 9:00 am
I’m sorry —but have I missed something with this blog/website –whatever —?
I can’t find any true intellectual depth or wittiness in it —it is all about badding people –but not even with any intelligent debate —- it just doesn’t stand up –sorry
November 4th, 2008 at 11:32 am
And there is me thinking that Camilla was the only one benefitting from Prince Charles’ flies in the face these days
November 4th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Charlie Wales is also being blamed for the hold-up in the executions of the Bali bombers.
One small point Anorak was there long before the Sun hacks bothered to open bleary eyes:
“One of those being closely guarded in the area is the UK’s Prince Charles. He landed in South Sumatra a few hours ago and was heavily screened as he went to visit a forest ecosystem project aimed at protecting endangered species bird life.
When he arrived at Sultan Thaha Airport journalists were only allowed to take pictures from a distance.”
Posted 2 days ago
So stuff the Sun. Anorak sees the news…before the pubs open.
See: Bombers to be shot
and: Charles Blamed