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Pippa Middleton’s Bum Spotted In Stoke, Cambridge and Burnham On Crouch: Photos

PIPPA Middleton’s bum is “number one op choice”, says the News of The World. The story goes that men and woman looking for bum implants are opting for The Pippa.

We learn:

Plastic surgeons have seen a surge in women asking for a “Pippa” since the royal wedding.

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Posted: 22nd, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (2)


Queen’s Trip To Ireland – Day 4 Photos: The Empire Coffin And Paper Suits

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Queen Elizabeth II visiting Tyndall National Institute in Cork on the last day of her State Visit to Ireland.

Posted: 20th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Queen Meets Mary Byrne, Westlife And Riverdance: Irish Revenge Mission Begins In Earnest

DAY 3 of the Queen’s visit to Ireland: Her Majesty meets X Factor contestant Mary Byrne and singing-down-the-phone boyband Westlife at the National Convention Centre in Dublin and then sees Riverdance. The Irish will not redress the pain of British rule over night, but they’ve made a decent start…

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Posted: 19th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1)


Queen’s Visit To Ireland: Days 2 – Croke Park’s Little People

THE Queen is in Ireland. It’s Day 2 of the visit. Protests against the visit and support for it are fierce:

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Posted: 18th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Queen’s Visit To Ireland In Photos: Day 1 – Sights, Fights And Gobshites

THE Queen is in Ireland. It’s Day 1 of the visit. Protests against the visit and support for it are fierce:

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A protestor is restrained in a street in Dublin after Queen Elizabeth II arrived in the country for a four day State Visit.

Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1)


Prince Philip’s Bobby Sands Joke In Full

NO bomb went off in Ireland today. Prince Philip did not drop the M-bomb (Mick), P-bomb (Paddy) or F-bomb (Fenian) in public.
Says one insider:

“When Philip heard a bomb had been found in Dublin he did wonder aloud if the wiring had been done by an Indian Catholic before launching into an impression of Ghandi ordering a curry from Bobby Sands and his joke about Phil Lynott that ends with the punchline ‘black and tan’. It’s only to be expected.”

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Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Prince Harry And Chelsy To Marry For World Peace

NEWS is that Prince Harry and Chelsy Davy are “BACK ON!” They are to “give their love another try”.

For those of you who care not one iota for the pair, we remind you of the words of ITV news anchor Julie Etchingham on the eve of Kate’s wedding to Wills:

[This] is an opportunity for optimism about the future – in a moment our history is marked by tough economic times at home, and disaster and death all around the world.

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Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (8)


Queen Wears On-Trend Orange For Irish Trip: Black And Tan So Last Year

HER Majesty the Queen is in Dublin. Elizabeth has selected her outfits in an effort to blend in while also standing apart.

Says Anoraks fashion expert Olive Branch: “Black and tan are soooo 1921…”

Posted: 17th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Queen’s Visit to Ireland: Remembering The Bombs In Dublin, Monaghan And Birmingham

IRELAND is making ready for a visit from Her Majesty the Queen. The impoverished country, bailed out by the EU-International Monetary Fund, has found some cash for the Queen’s first State visit to the country. Perhaps some of the £7bn the UK has dropped on Ireland will fund the trip?

The parade and party is not popular with everyone.

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Posted: 16th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Camilla And Queen Elizabeth Windsor Horse Show Kiss Off (Photo)

TO the Royal Windsor Horse Show, where Queen Elizabeth II has been greeting the Duchess of Cornwall. Fancy offering caption? go om. It’s hard to resist.

The show runs from May 11 to May 15, alongside the Royal Windsor Tattoo (of which the Queen has “several“)…

Posted: 13th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (6)


Princess Diana Death Photos: What Harm Can They Do?

WANT to see photos of the dying Princess Diana? Of course, if you wanted to, you already have. Chi magazine published them years ago. And Channel 4 published the crash photos in 2007, in piece of tabloid telly called Diana: The Witnesses in the Tunnel.

Said the broadcaster:

“These photographs are an important and accurate eyewitness record of how events unfolded after the crash.”

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Posted: 12th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (18)


Sarah Ferguson Pimps Out Beatrice’s Hat (For Charity)

CASHING in on Princess Beatrice’s hat is her mum Sarah Ferguson who tells the Oprah Winfrey Show that her 22-year-old daughter is sticking her lid on eBay. Says Fergie:

“She’s putting it up on eBay to auction it for UNICEF and for children in crisis.”

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Posted: 12th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4)


Joe McElderry Plays Mirren’s Queen: Literally

WE can confirm that X Factor sensation Joe McElderry is alive and is still singing, it being his lot to perform at a reception to celebrate young people at Buckingham Palace.

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Posted: 10th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Kate Middleton Photos: Upskirts, Bikinis And Roller Blades

KATE Middleton is no more. Princess Catherine is the way ahead. Here’s a look at some memorable moments with Our Cathy. The photos are NSFW – it being what she would have wanted…

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Posted: 7th, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (3)


Prince Charles Outlines Plans For One-Man Aircraft

THE Prince of Wales delivers a speech on sustainable farming in the Gaston Hall at the Georgetown University, Washington, United States, and responds to accusations of hypocrisy that he flew there by private jet.

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Posted: 6th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Jennie Bond Talks About Going On And On About Princess Diana?

“LEGENDARY “Royal correspondent Jennie Bond recalls Princess Anne being rude to her:

“She used to say:’ Why do you always have to go on about her?”

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Posted: 5th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Kate Middleton’s Arabic Birthday And Wills’ Copper Top

IN OK!’s Royal Wedding Issue you can read some great insider facts about Princess Catherine /Kate and Prince William:

When living in Jordan as a gel Kate could “sing Happy birthday in Arabic before she knew it in English…”

Her mum and dad, and all her family and friends, sang to her in Arabic?

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Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Prince Charles In Washington: In Photos

THE Prince of Wales is on a trip to America. He went by private jet to talk about sustainability, among other things. This makes the eco-warrior him a hypocrite, right? Well, not entirely.

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Posted: 4th, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Royal Wedding Royals: Kings And Queen’s Of Nowhere

DID you see all those Royals at the wedding of Kate and Wills? Weren’t they great? Some of them, admittedly, we had to look up in our pre-war atlas because although they’ve remained rocks in a sea of change, their countries have disappeared.

Hello! looked at the “CROWNED HEADS” in its massive souvenir issue.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Prince Charles Flies By Jet To Talk About Sustainability

PRINCE Charles, the heir who invited us to “travel back in time to see the world as the ancients saw it“,  has gone by private jet the US to, among other things, talk about “sustainability” at Georgetown University in Washington DC.

While the Queen does duty with a dutiful grace, her son preens and preaches.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Pippa Middleton, Alexander Guy Rushworth Loudon And Life At Olantigh Towers

PIPPA Middleton is making the news with her bum-hugging dress and apparent flirting with Prince Harry – a body language expert in the Star says:

“The glances, Pippa playing with her hair and the licking of lips are all signs that they were flirting. It would be criminal if they don’t get together.”

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2)


Princess Beatrice’s Hat Is Now A Meme: Photos

PRINCESS Beatrice’s hat – the shagging swan sperm she wore to the Royal wedding of Kate Middleton and Prince William – is now a meme. (Although gawping at Pippa Middleton might have caused you to miss the monster.)  Enjoy the pick of the bunch:

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Posted: 3rd, May 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment


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THE Herald’s Royal Wedding report highlights a “a day of paradoxes”

Posted: 2nd, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Prince Harry Tells Chelsy Davy ‘You’re Next’

THE News of The World can revels that Chelsy Davy “could be next in line – to the altar”.

And this is “according to Prince Harry”.

Some news there, given that Harry’s cousin Zara Phillips is marrying Mike Tindall in Edinburgh on 30 July.

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Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment


Pippa Middleton’s Ass-Tastic Strip Show: Photos

PIPPA Middleton has been fast-tracked to celebritydom. The News of The World says Pippa “looks even hotter wearing nothing but a TOILET ROLL!

News is that Pippa once made a dress from toilet rolls, after “stripping off at a dinner party“. The paper says that while still clad in the branded three-ply stuff, Pippa took her place in a human pyramid “her risque costume about to rip at any moment”.

Only, it didn’t.

The Metro opines on the Pippa Middleton Ass Appreciation Society:

The Facebook page, which by Sunday morning had been liked by 72,621 users, says: ‘Now it’s no secret that Pippa Middleton is absolutely banging! It’s time to show your appreciation for the Minxy Middleton.’

Tweets Ashes hero Michael Vaughan:

“Tell you what!!! Pippa is fit.”

He then chimes, with no subtle innuendo:

“Make a move this afternoon Harry. Lovely gardens at the palace.”

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Posted: 1st, May 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3)