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Prince George is advanced for his age and started ruling ‘long before other toddlers’

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Prince George is so “advanced for his age” he “started speaking long before other toddlers”, reports Hello ! magazine. The magazine now has a play-date supplement, featuring actress Sophie Winkleman, Mrs Lord Frederick Windsor, who was impressed by George’s

Posted: 16th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Vine channels Jesus in an attack on Kate Middleton

sarah vine bitch Today’s woman being pulled to pieces by Sarah Vine is Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, who had the temerity to go shopping with non-bouncy hair, “eyes puffy and lined”, and looking “shattered”.

So bitchy and cruel is the

Posted: 14th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Charlotte photos: three eyes, a comb-over and everything sponsored

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Pictures of Princess Charlotte occupy the front pages of the Mail , Telegraph Mirror and Express .

The Mirror  says the child’s hair  is “light brown somewhere between  the colour of Kate’s darks locks and William’s blond

Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: Key Posts, News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Typo LOL: Daily Express praises Kate Middleton’s pubic hair

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And the prize for typo of the day, goes to the Daily Express.

It is a typo, right?

 

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Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lions like Prince Harry – all other animals think he’s a c***

Prince Harry Baseball Cap is popular with lions.

 

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All other animals think he’s an utter ***.

 

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And if you’re not Royal and try to shoot

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Posted: 1st, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William issues his latest attack on free speech: Prince George and Princess Charlotte are beyond your grasp

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Kensington Palace says photographers must stop harrassing Prince George and Princess Charlotte. Look out for lots of stories demanding Kate and Wills have their privacy, all illustrated with stick drawings of the Family.

Kensington Palace communications secretary Jason Knauf

Posted: 14th, August 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Nazi salute: the Sun, Hitler’s hacked heil-phone and Al Fayed’s revenge

Al Fayed salute nazi queen The video and stills of young future Queen Elizabeth (she’d have been around 6 or 7), her younger sister Margaret, future Edward VIII Edward and the Queen Mother giving the Nazi salute have been described as gutter journalism.

So? What’s

Posted: 19th, July 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen’s Nazi salute: who dares tell the truth about the fascist Royals?

Queen giving Nazi salute The Sun’s photo of Her Majesty the Queen giving Nazi salute in 1933 is a scoop. “Their Royal Heilnesses,” puns the Sun.

Queen Elizabeth 2 was just seven years of age when her Nazi-loving anti-Semitic uncle, the future King George

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: Key Posts, News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Photo of the Queen giving a Nazi salute in 1933

The Sun has a photo of Her Majesty the Queen giving a Nazi salute in 1933.

 

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The Sun reports on a video of larks in Balmoral:

Egging on her sister Princess Margaret, three, is their uncle Prince Edward,

Posted: 17th, July 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mario Testino’s photos of Kate and William at Princess Charlotte’s christening come with a health warning

KING'S LYNN, ENGLAND - JULY 05: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY)   In this handout image supplied by Mario Testino/ Art Partner,  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and their children Princess Charlotte of Cambridge and Prince George of Cambridge pose for a photo after the christening of Princess Charlotte of Cambridge at the Sandringham Estate on July 5, 2015 in King's Lynn, England. (Photo by Mario Testino/ Art Partner via Getty Images)  ***Terms of release, which must be included and passed-on to anyone to whom this image is supplied: USE AFTER 10/10/2015 must be cleared by Art Partner. This photograph is for editorial use only. NO commercial use. NO use in calendars, books or supplements. Use on a cover, or for any other purpose, will require approval from Art Partner and the Kensington Palace Press Office. There is no charge for the supply, release or publication of this official photograph. This photograph must not be digitally enhanced, manipulated or modified and must be used substantially uncropped. Picture must be credited: copyright Mario Testino /Art Partner.***

 

What do we think of Mario Testino’s photos of Kate and William in his Princess Charlotte’s christening portrait? Get a load of those big smiles. It’s typical celebrity stuff.

But  Jonthan Jones

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Posted: 10th, July 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch Buckingham Palace guards trample a London tourist

Her Majesty The Queen’s footmen have no time for tourists.

This video is a warning to all jihadis and other enemies of the British state: dress in check, beige and carry a large camera and you are toast.

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Posted: 17th, June 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Read the Queen’s letter to an Arsenal fan who asked her for FA Cup final tickets

 

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With FA Cup finalists Arsenal and Aston Villa only receiving paltry 25,000 ticket allocations for a game being staged in a 90,000-capacity stadium, fans of both teams have faced something of a mad dash for seats.

Having run

Posted: 21st, May 2015 | In: Royal Family, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Howler of the year: Washington Post accuses Prince Charlie of being an IRA member

The Washington Post reports that suspected IRA member Prince Charles is to meet Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams to promote “reconciliation and healing”.

What?!

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Charles continues to

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Posted: 20th, May 2015 | In: News, Politicians, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Operation Fairbank will not call Prince Andrew or Victoria Roberts

Virginia Roberts The story of Prince Andrew and Virginia Roberts, the woman who claims to have shagged ‘Randy Andy’ when working as a 17-year-old “sex slave” is dead. The Prince will not stand in the dock and defend his name. British police

Posted: 8th, April 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Her Majesty The Queen spotted canvassing for UKIP (photo)

I am worried about The Queen. She appears to be out canvassing for UKIP.

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Posted: 29th, March 2015 | In: Politicians, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry makes ‘really tough decision’ to be stinking rich and lark about

Prince Harry new job Prince Harry Baseball Cap will be leaving the Army in June. Kensington Palace says the prince is at a “crossroads” and leaving the Army had been a “really tough decision”.

Harry will spend the summer working alongside conservation groups in

Posted: 17th, March 2015 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew was not with Virginia Roberts when Prince Charles was swinging

Screen shot 2015-03-05 at 08.56.29 Prince Charles wants to kick his younger brother Prince Andrew out of the Royal Family, says the website Celebrity Dirty Laundry . Andrew, once billed as ‘Air Miles Andy’ and ‘Randy Andy’ is now “alleged teen sex slave offender Andy”.

Posted: 5th, March 2015 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Competition: Win! A Year’s Supply Of Adidas Original Trainers

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Those fine folk at Mainline Menswear are offering you the chance to win a years supply of adidas Originals trainers . In non-marketing speak that’s 12 pairs . (You can preview them here .)

Here’a short video the magic shoes

Posted: 25th, February 2015 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mail scoop: Kate Middleton’s grey hair proves she’s not a lizard

Kate Middleton news now. And the Daily Mail leads with the story of Kate’s roots. No, not her humble ‘doors-to-manual’ air hostess mum, tattooed unclear and Jewish grandpa, rather her hair roots, which are greying.

 

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Posted: 19th, February 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Virginia Roberts sex slave: Bill Clinton’s ‘Lolita Express’ and the Dalai Lama saves Prince Andrew

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The story of Prince Andrew and Virginia Roberts, the womn who claims she had sex with him him when she was Jeffrey Epstein’s underage sex slave, has slipped down the news cycle.

Randy Andy seems to have brushed the scare

Posted: 15th, February 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Express and Daily Mail twist Prince Charles words into an attack on British Muslims

The media heard Prince Charles’ words on race relations. Discussing the radicalisation of young Britons, Prince Charles told BBC radio:

“Well, of course, this is one of the greatest worries, I think, and the extent to which this is happening

Posted: 9th, February 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew’s foot fetish orgy and an underage sex ‘slave’ star in The Jeffrey Epstein Mystery

Prince Andrew and Virgina Roberts share the Sun’s front page. It’s the story of sex and slavery.

It’s the story of “MY SEX WITH ANDY AND 8 GIRLS.” Wow! Prince Andrew had sex with “girls”! Eight of them!

 

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Posted: 22nd, January 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Ferguson name drops Imperial College to get Americans to swallow her crap

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Sarah, Duchess of York, is on NBC’s the Today Show talking about herself.  She tells viewers of her work as ambassador for the Institute of Global Health Improvement at Imperial College London.

If your first reaction is to wonder

Posted: 15th, January 2015 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew sex scandal: Sarah Ferguson, prostitutes and what the sex slave’s lover saw

The Prince Andrew sex scandal continues to entertain.

The Sun leads with the story of Randy Andy and fragrant Virginia Roberts, who claims the prince shagged her when she was 17.

The age of consent in Florida is 18.

But

Posted: 6th, January 2015 | In: News, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0