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Getting to the bottom of Princess Eugenie and Pippa Middleton’s weddings

Is Princess Eugenie engaged to be married to a “very posh barman” called Jacks Brooksbank? The Daily Mail wants to know so it’s asking its readers. Rumours of wedding bells, says the paper, have taken on  “unstoppable force”.

One way … READ ON

Posted: 9th, December 2016 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry’s airbrushed life gets purpose with live HIV tests

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Prince Harry has taken an HIV test to promote World Aids Day. It works. The papers are all covering the blood letting as Harry tours Barbados. It helps, of course, that Harry was not alone, accompanied as he was … READ ON

Posted: 2nd, December 2016 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Work at Buckingham Palace for ‘less than minimum wage’ and a flat in Mayfair

Buckingham Palace is been given a refit. The Mail’s Sebastian Shakespeare is shocked and dismayed that the penny-pinching Queen will not chip in to help with the £370m refurb. So tight is Her Majesty that staff are being short-changed. Below … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, November 2016 | In: Money, Reviews, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Meghan Markle: the exclusive death threats that have nothing to do with Prince Harry

Meghan Markle might no longer be in the UK, but Prince Harry Baseball-Cap’s “girl” is all over the Mail’s front page.

 

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It is an “exclusive encounter” with Meghan Markle.

Scoop or what?

It’s only been a few days … READ ON

Posted: 13th, November 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Meghan Markle: sex, a ginger Royal line gets crossed and Prince Harry’s moan

Prince Harry is dating American actress Meghan Markle. And he’s unhappy with the media. The celebrity Royal doesn’t much like journalists behaving like, well, journalists. Kensington Palace say the Press have subjected Markle to a “wave of abuse and harassment”. … READ ON

Posted: 8th, November 2016 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince George horrified by Canadian Prime Minister’s high five

We all warm to horrified Prince George. In Canada for a Royal tour Prince George left Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau hanging in a failed high-five.

 

 

Of course, to the British the high-five is a symbol of failure. … READ ON

Posted: 26th, September 2016 | In: Politicians, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen did not ask guests for 3 good reasons to stay in Europe

Queen BrexitThe Queen, reportedly, has stepped into the EU Referendum debate. The Express leads with: “QUEEN ISSUE EU CHALLENGE. – Give me 3 good reasons to stay, she asks guests.”

How many guests preferred it when Her Majesty just held up … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, June 2016 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Jamie Vardy and ‘brassy’ Becky are no classy Charles and Camilla: a Daily Mail hatchet job

Compare and contrast the Daily Mail’s reporting on Becky Nicholson’s wedding to Leicester City and England footballer Jamie Vardy and Camilla Parker Bowles marriage to Prince Charles.

Alison Boschoff and Andy Dolan write on the Becky-Jamie alliance:

The most brazen

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Posted: 29th, May 2016 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts, Reviews, Royal Family, Sports, Tabloids | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


‘Die Queen’: Der Spiegel writes awkward headline

Der Spiegel has words for Her Majesty:

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Prince Charles is away…

Spotter: YoungVulgarianREAD ON

Posted: 11th, April 2016 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince George is advanced for his age and started ruling ‘long before other toddlers’

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Prince George is so “advanced for his age” he “started speaking long before other toddlers”, reports Hello! magazine. The magazine now has a play-date supplement, featuring actress Sophie Winkleman, Mrs Lord Frederick Windsor, who was impressed by George’s … READ ON

Posted: 16th, February 2016 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Vine channels Jesus in an attack on Kate Middleton

sarah vine bitchToday’s woman being pulled to pieces by Sarah Vine is Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, who had the temerity to go shopping with non-bouncy hair, “eyes puffy and lined”, and looking “shattered”.

So bitchy and cruel is the … READ ON

Posted: 14th, December 2015 | In: Celebrities, Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Charlotte photos: three eyes, a comb-over and everything sponsored

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Pictures of Princess Charlotte occupy the front pages of the Mail, TelegraphMirror and Express.

The Mirror says the child’s hair  is “light brown – somewhere between  the colour of Kate’s darks locks and William’s blond … READ ON

Posted: 30th, November 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Typo LOL: Daily Express praises Kate Middleton’s pubic hair

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And the prize for typo of the day, goes to the Daily Express.

It is a typo, right?

 

Spotter: @scaryduckREAD ON

Posted: 14th, September 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lions like Prince Harry – all other animals think he’s a c***

Prince Harry Baseball Cap is popular with lions.

 

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All other animals think he’s an utter ***.

 

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And if you’re not Royal and try to shoot the wildlife, good ol’ Harry will shoot you.… READ ON

Posted: 1st, September 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William issues his latest attack on free speech: Prince George and Princess Charlotte are beyond your grasp

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Kensington Palace says photographers must stop harrassing Prince George and Princess Charlotte. Look out for lots of stories demanding Kate and Wills have their privacy, all illustrated with stick drawings of the Family.

Kensington Palace communications secretary Jason Knauf … READ ON

Posted: 14th, August 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Nazi salute: the Sun, Hitler’s hacked heil-phone and Al Fayed’s revenge

Al Fayed salute nazi queenThe video and stills of young future Queen Elizabeth (she’d have been around 6 or 7), her younger sister Margaret, future Edward VIII Edward and the Queen Mother giving the Nazi salute have been described as gutter journalism.

So? What’s … READ ON

Posted: 19th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen’s Nazi salute: who dares tell the truth about the fascist Royals?

Queen giving Nazi saluteThe Sun’s photo of Her Majesty the Queen giving Nazi salute in 1933 is a scoop. “Their Royal Heilnesses,” puns the Sun.

Queen Elizabeth 2 was just seven years of age when her Nazi-loving anti-Semitic uncle, the future King George … READ ON

Posted: 18th, July 2015 | In: Key Posts, Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Photo of the Queen giving a Nazi salute in 1933

The Sun has a photo of Her Majesty the Queen giving a Nazi salute in 1933.

 

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The Sun reports on a video of larks in Balmoral:

Egging on her sister Princess Margaret, three, is their uncle Prince Edward,

READ ON

Posted: 17th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mario Testino’s photos of Kate and William at Princess Charlotte’s christening come with a health warning

KING'S LYNN, ENGLAND - JULY 05: (EDITORIAL USE ONLY)   In this handout image supplied by Mario Testino/ Art Partner,  Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, Prince William, Duke of Cambridge and their children Princess Charlotte of Cambridge and Prince George of Cambridge pose for a photo after the christening of Princess Charlotte of Cambridge at the Sandringham Estate on July 5, 2015 in King's Lynn, England. (Photo by Mario Testino/ Art Partner via Getty Images)  ***Terms of release, which must be included and passed-on to anyone to whom this image is supplied: USE AFTER 10/10/2015 must be cleared by Art Partner. This photograph is for editorial use only. NO commercial use. NO use in calendars, books or supplements. Use on a cover, or for any other purpose, will require approval from Art Partner and the Kensington Palace Press Office. There is no charge for the supply, release or publication of this official photograph. This photograph must not be digitally enhanced, manipulated or modified and must be used substantially uncropped. Picture must be credited: copyright Mario Testino /Art Partner.***

 

What do we think of Mario Testino’s photos of Kate and William in his Princess Charlotte’s christening portrait? Get a load of those big smiles. It’s typical celebrity stuff.

But Jonthan Jones can’t stand it:

 After all, they have

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Posted: 10th, July 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch Buckingham Palace guards trample a London tourist

Her Majesty The Queen’s footmen have no time for tourists.

This video is a warning to all jihadis and other enemies of the British state: dress in check, beige and carry a large camera and you are toast.

Anorak humbly … READ ON

Posted: 17th, June 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Read the Queen’s letter to an Arsenal fan who asked her for FA Cup final tickets

 

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With FA Cup finalists Arsenal and Aston Villa only receiving paltry 25,000 ticket allocations for a game being staged in a 90,000-capacity stadium, fans of both teams have faced something of a mad dash for seats.

Having run

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Posted: 21st, May 2015 | In: Royal Family, Sports | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Howler of the year: Washington Post accuses Prince Charlie of being an IRA member

The Washington Post reports that suspected IRA member Prince Charles is to meet Sinn Féin president Gerry Adams to promote “reconciliation and healing”.

What?!

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Charles continues to deny being a member of the IRA, Hot Gossip and The Sex Pistols.… READ ON

Posted: 20th, May 2015 | In: Politicians, Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Operation Fairbank will not call Prince Andrew or Victoria Roberts

Virginia RobertsThe story of Prince Andrew and Virginia Roberts, the woman who claims to have shagged ‘Randy Andy’ when working as a 17-year-old “sex slave” is dead. The Prince will not stand in the dock and defend his name. British police … READ ON

Posted: 8th, April 2015 | In: Reviews, Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0