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William & Kate: Camilla Cut From Royal Wedding Film

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch has been sent stills from the William & Kate film, currently been recorded in Los Angeles. The movie, directed by Mark Rosman, and starring Camilla Luddington and Nico Evers-Swindell as the poshest Commoner in Britain and

Posted: 4th, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


World Book Day: Camilla Duchess Of Cornwall Is Mrs Danvers

TODAY was World Book day. Old Mr Anorak was in Iran, and dressed as Palpatine from the Star Wars films. Mr Ahmadinejad says Star Wars is a Jewish conspiracy. Quick as a flash, our patron confessed he was

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Posted: 3rd, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Camilla Does The Royal Naval Chaplaincy Service

CAMILLA Duchess of  Windsor Tamponia  Conrnwall has met with the chaplains at the Royal Naval Chaplaincy Service annual conference at the Armed Forces

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Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Ferguson Explores Her ‘Lotus Flower’ For Cash

JOBBING Royal pimp Sarah Ferguson is on Oprah Winfrey’s telly network talking about her lotus flower. No, it’s not a euphemism for her big toe, but an actual inner

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Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Teenage Prostitute Virginia Roberts Says Prince Andrew Is A Creepy Letch: No News There

THE Duke of York, aka Randy Andy, aka Airmiles Andy,  placed his arm about the waist of 17-year-old Virginia Roberts in 2001. The photo, reproduced in the Mail , was taken in London.

At the time, Roberts worked for Jeffrey

Posted: 28th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (28) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lady Katie Percy’s Wedding Photos: Middleton And Davy Come Too

PIPPA Middleton and Chelsy Davy were there to see Lady Catherine Percy and Patrick Valentine marry.

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Posted: 27th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton’s Hairy First Engagement In Anglesey: Photos

KATE Middleton was on a visit to Anglesey for her first official engagement as Prince William’s partner. She met members of the public during a Naming Ceremony and

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Posted: 25th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Official Tea Towel

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: Introducing the tankard and tea towel. Is a china tea tankard the next big thing in tea? At £35 a pop

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Posted: 22nd, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Invitation: Photos

WANT to see the wedding invitation Prince William and Kate Middleton are sending out? Of course you do.

It’s

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Posted: 19th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mexican Hunger Striker Demands Ticket For Royal Wedding: Sarah Ferguson Missing

MEXICAN monarchist “Estibalis Chavez” wants a ticket to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding so badly that she’s set up a tent outside

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Posted: 19th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen Wears New Austerity Crown In Windsor

THE Queen was meeting pupils at King’s Court First School, in Old Windsor, Berkshire, on the occasion of its

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Posted: 18th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Sick Bag

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: The Prince William and Kate Middleton Commemorative

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Posted: 16th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry Is Target Of Homophobic Abuse At Gay Club

PRINCE Harry has been to a gay bar in London’s Soho. The News of The World , enraged by former Sky Sports football pundit Andy Gray’s sexism of

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Posted: 13th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Kidnapped In Amersham: Royal Wedding Watch

KATE Middleton has been kidnapped in Amersham, Bucks. Was she shopping for frumpery at local boutique Amber’s of Amersham? No. Kate was in a field by hundreds of children. Persons dressed in balaclavas approached and abducted her.

Prince William is

Posted: 12th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The JFK Julianne Moore

IS that Kate Middleton and Prince Williams on the Birmingham Mint’s Royal

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Posted: 11th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Sid And Nancy: Photo

ROYAL Wedding Art Watch: Rich Simmons has created a mural on the Southbank in London in support of the upcoming royal wedding. Prince William is Sid Vicious to Kate Middleton’s Nancy Spungen.

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Posted: 10th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: Kiss Me Kate Beer

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: Castle Rock Brewery has created a commemorative beer called Kiss Me Kate. Castle

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Posted: 9th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Camilla Gives Kate Middleton A Spinning Wheel

THE Duchess of Cornwall’s day out in Wiltshire was notable for three things:

1. We now know that there is

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Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William Measured For His Wick

A MEMBER of the Stephen Friedman Gallery measures a life size wax model of Prince William by the artist Jennifer Rubell on show in London.  The statue is complete with a

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Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Diplomatic Protection Squad Get Tasers To Prod The Royal Family Into Action

TOP news is that should anyone poke Camilla with a stick and she look like she’s not enjoying it the Diplomatic Protection

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Posted: 6th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Condoms For Your Prince Willy

IN readiness for the wedding for Prince Williams to Kate Middleton, we invite you to sport an themed condom. As thee blurb says:

“Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion.”

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Posted: 29th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Is Beyond Parody: Just Ask Johann Hari, Rod Liddle And Talbot Church

KATE Middleton’s lessons in being unemployed Royal are progressing well. She’s already given up he job, thus putting on an equal footing with Prince Edward. And she’s not getting classes in history form TV history pundit Andrew Roberts. This

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Posted: 25th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Gives Up Work To Prepare For Life As A Royal

BIG news iss that Kate Middleton has quit her job working for the family’s party firm

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Posted: 25th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Denmark’s Crown Princess Mary And Crown Prince Frederik Have Twins: Photos

WHAT news from Denmark, land of Johnny Jensen, bacon and one bag of wool? Well, Crown Princess Mary (born Mary Elizabeth Donaldson in Australia) and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (born Frederik Andre Henrik Christian) are

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Posted: 14th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Route Revealed: Students Excitedly Grab Barge Poles

STUDENTS to your marks: St James’s Palace have confirmed the route that Prince William and Kate Middleton will use when they travel to and from Westminster Abbey for their

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Posted: 5th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0