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Amanda Platell’s Odious Open Letter To Soon Dead Kate Middleton

AMANDA Platell delivers an open letter via the Daily Mail to Kate Middleton. In it she beseeches the future Queen, “don’t become like Diana.”

No, not a celebrity divorcee with a love of shopping and holidays. Amanda tells … READ ON

Posted: 10th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew And The Paedo Cucumbers

PRINCE Andrew is the subject of the greatest front-page headline of the year. The Mirror delivers:

PRINCESSES AND THE PAEDO

The story, as Anorak told you yesterday, is that Princesses Beatrice and Eugenie met Jeffrey Epstein, the convicted sex … READ ON

Posted: 10th, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Will Goga Ashkenazi’s Words Inspire Us To Rise Up Slaughter Prince Andrew?

FOR the fourth day running the Daily Mail leads with Prince Andrew. Today, the randy golf bore who thought Sarah Ferguson an ideal wife is pictured with President Ilham Aliyez in Azerbaijan.

The Mail thunders:

“THE DUKE AND THE DESPOT”

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Posted: 9th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton And Prince William’s Wedding Menu: Sausage Tolls And Fergie’s Cakes

THANKS to chef Darren McGrady’s interview in Hello!, we know that for Prince Andrew and Sarah Ferguson’s wedding, he prepared “lobster, lamb and strawberries and cream”.

(And that was just for Fergie’s massage.)

For Kate and William’s wedding, … READ ON

Posted: 8th, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William And Kate Middleton Visit Peaceful Northern Ireland: Photos

PRINCE William and Kate Middleton are on a visit Northern Ireland. They went to Belfast’s City Hall. Kate tossed a pancake. William tossed a pancake. No-one said anything about it landing on the crown of his head and staying there. … READ ON

Posted: 8th, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew Is Spanked: Sarah Ferguson Claims Jeffrey Epstein Abused Her

PRINCE Andrew: Having allegedly cupped the breast of a teenager called Virginia Roberts, who claims she was sexually abused by Andrew’s former friend Jeffery Epstein (they were pals as recently as last December), the Queen’s second son is … READ ON

Posted: 8th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (14) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew To Job Share With Prince Edward

WHO would have guessed that Prince Andrew, a man with reputation for a being a womanising freeloader with a sticking balls in holes would end up embroiled in a scandal?

Someone decided that the trade envoy needed to be … READ ON

Posted: 7th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew And Epstein: Hang The Tyrants It’s The Sex We Don’t Like

MORE proof that the Duke and Duchess of York were well suited in the Mail, which continues its investigation into Randy Andy’s relationship with billionaire paedophile Jeffery Epstein.

Having heard from three of Epstein’s women who claim to have … READ ON

Posted: 7th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


When Prince Andrew Partied With Billionaire Paedophile, Sarah Kellen And Nadia Marcinkova

PRINCE Andrew, the country’s ‘Trade Envoy’, is making more news for his relationship with convicted paedophile Jeffrey Epstein. Andrew was recently pictured walking with billionaire Epstein in New York after the sex criminal was released from jail – he served … READ ON

Posted: 6th, March 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (15) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen Takes Part In Panel Game Show In Warwickshire

THE Queen was at the Royal Shakespeare Theatre in Stratford-upon-Avon. Earlier, she and the Duke of Edinburgh officially open the Magistrates Court at the Warwickshire Justice Centre in Leamington Spa. She looked impressive and unforgiving on the high bench. Either … READ ON

Posted: 4th, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


William & Kate: Camilla Cut From Royal Wedding Film

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch has been sent stills from the William & Kate film, currently been recorded in Los Angeles. The movie, directed by Mark Rosman, and starring Camilla Luddington and Nico Evers-Swindell as the poshest Commoner in Britain and … READ ON

Posted: 4th, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


World Book Day: Camilla Duchess Of Cornwall Is Mrs Danvers

TODAY was World Book day. Old Mr Anorak was in Iran, and dressed as Palpatine from the Star Wars films. Mr Ahmadinejad says Star Wars is a Jewish conspiracy. Quick as a flash, our patron confessed he was in actual … READ ON

Posted: 3rd, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Camilla Does The Royal Naval Chaplaincy Service

CAMILLA Duchess of  Windsor Tamponia  Conrnwall has met with the chaplains at the Royal Naval Chaplaincy Service annual conference at the Armed Forces Chaplaincy centre, Andover, Hampshire.

Everyone ready for the photo? One….Two… Three… “Adulteryyyyyy“….… READ ON

Posted: 2nd, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sarah Ferguson Explores Her ‘Lotus Flower’ For Cash

JOBBING Royal pimp Sarah Ferguson is on Oprah Winfrey’s telly network talking about her lotus flower. No, it’s not a euphemism for her big toe, but an actual inner flower – that should not be eaten to excess lest it … READ ON

Posted: 1st, March 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Teenage Prostitute Virginia Roberts Says Prince Andrew Is A Creepy Letch: No News There

THE Duke of York, aka Randy Andy, aka Airmiles Andy,  placed his arm about the waist of 17-year-old Virginia Roberts in 2001. The photo, reproduced in the Mail, was taken in London.

At the time, Roberts worked for Jeffrey … READ ON

Posted: 28th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (28) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Lady Katie Percy’s Wedding Photos: Middleton And Davy Come Too

PIPPA Middleton and Chelsy Davy were there to see Lady Catherine Percy and Patrick Valentine marry. Lady Katie is a gun maker and mechanic who says:

“I’m dying to get a machine-gun mount so I can rest a .22 on

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Posted: 27th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton’s Hairy First Engagement In Anglesey: Photos

KATE Middleton was on a visit to Anglesey for her first official engagement as Prince William’s partner. She met members of the public during a Naming Ceremony and Service of Dedication for the Royal National Lifeboat Instution’s (RNLI) new Atlantic … READ ON

Posted: 25th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Official Tea Towel

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: Introducing the tankard and tea towel. Is a china tea tankard the next big thing in tea? At £35 a pop it’s a statement. The tea towel is £7.95. Again, that’s not too cheap for a … READ ON

Posted: 22nd, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Invitation: Photos

WANT to see the wedding invitation Prince William and Kate Middleton are sending out? Of course you do.

It’s really simple stuff. No brocade, gilding, hologram pop-up of a footman reading the invite aloud.… READ ON

Posted: 19th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mexican Hunger Striker Demands Ticket For Royal Wedding: Sarah Ferguson Missing

MEXICAN monarchist “Estibalis Chavez” wants a ticket to Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding so badly that she’s set up a tent outside the British embassy in Mexico City and gone on hunger strike.

Says she:

“I have been a

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Posted: 19th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen Wears New Austerity Crown In Windsor

THE Queen was meeting pupils at King’s Court First School, in Old Windsor, Berkshire, on the occasion of its 50th anniversary. They presented her with austerity crowns. After all, we are all in this together…… READ ON

Posted: 18th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Sick Bag

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: The Prince William and Kate Middleton Commemorative Sick Bag…

Spotter and maker: Lydia Leith

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Posted: 16th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (6) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry Is Target Of Homophobic Abuse At Gay Club

PRINCE Harry has been to a gay bar in London’s Soho. The News of The World, enraged by former Sky Sports football pundit Andy Gray’s sexism of TV, peppers the story with these phrases:

“Ginger beer”

“…his shirt lifting

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Posted: 13th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Kidnapped In Amersham: Royal Wedding Watch

KATE Middleton has been kidnapped in Amersham, Bucks. Was she shopping for frumpery at local boutique Amber’s of Amersham? No. Kate was in a field by hundreds of children. Persons dressed in balaclavas approached and abducted her.

Prince William is … READ ON

Posted: 12th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (8) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The JFK Julianne Moore

IS that Kate Middleton and Prince Williams on the Birmingham Mint’s Royal Wedding Coin? Or is it JFK marrying Julianne Moore..?… READ ON

Posted: 11th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Comments RSS feed:RSS 2.0