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Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The Sick Bag

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: The Prince William and Kate Middleton Commemorative Sick Bag…

Spotter and maker: Lydia Leith

Posted: 16th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry Is Target Of Homophobic Abuse At Gay Club

PRINCE Harry has been to a gay bar in London’s Soho. The News of The World, enraged by former Sky Sports football pundit Andy Gray’s sexism of TV, peppers the story with these phrases:

“Ginger beer”

“…his shirt lifting

Posted: 13th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Kidnapped In Amersham: Royal Wedding Watch

KATE Middleton has been kidnapped in Amersham, Bucks. Was she shopping for frumpery at local boutique Amber’s of Amersham? No. Kate was in a field by hundreds of children. Persons dressed in balaclavas approached and abducted her.

Prince William is …

Posted: 12th, February 2011 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: The JFK Julianne Moore

IS that Kate Middleton and Prince Williams on the Birmingham Mint’s Royal Wedding Coin? Or is it JFK marrying Julianne Moore..?…

Posted: 11th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William And Kate Middleton Are Sid And Nancy: Photo

ROYAL Wedding Art Watch: Rich Simmons has created a mural on the Southbank in London in support of the upcoming royal wedding. Prince William is Sid Vicious to Kate Middleton’s Nancy Spungen.

Vicious is thought by many to have murdered …

Posted: 10th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Tat Watch: Kiss Me Kate Beer

ROYAL Wedding Tat Watch: Castle Rock Brewery has created a commemorative beer called Kiss Me Kate. Castle Rock’s head brewer, Adrian Redgrove, bubble over:

Kiss Me Kate will be elegant, tasteful and British to the core. It’ll be brewed

Posted: 9th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Camilla Gives Kate Middleton A Spinning Wheel

THE Duchess of Cornwall’s day out in Wiltshire was notable for three things:

1. We now know that there is a Chairman of the village shop Committee. He’s called Guy Bagnett

2. Camilla is gearing up for Prince William’s wedding …

Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William Measured For His Wick

A MEMBER of the Stephen Friedman Gallery measures a life size wax model of Prince William by the artist Jennifer Rubell on show in London.  The statue is complete with a replica of his fiancee’s sapphire and diamond engagement ring …

Posted: 7th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Diplomatic Protection Squad Get Tasers To Prod The Royal Family Into Action

TOP news is that should anyone poke Camilla with a stick – and she look like she’s not enjoying it – the Diplomatic Protection Squad will zap the perp with a Taser blast. What could possibly go wrong?…

Posted: 6th, February 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Condoms For Your Prince Willy

IN readiness for the wedding for Prince Williams to Kate Middleton, we invite you to sport an themed condom. As thee blurb says:

“Like a Royal Wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion.”

The condoms are brought …

Posted: 29th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Is Beyond Parody: Just Ask Johann Hari, Rod Liddle And Talbot Church

KATE Middleton’s lessons in being unemployed Royal are progressing well. She’s already given up he job, thus putting on an equal footing with Prince Edward. And she’s not getting classes in history form TV history pundit Andrew Roberts. This is …

Posted: 25th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Gives Up Work To Prepare For Life As A Royal

BIG news iss that Kate Middleton has quit her job working for the family’s party firm to “throw herself full time into planning her wedding”.

The future Queen stepped down from her role at Party Pieces just before Christmas, royal

Posted: 25th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Denmark’s Crown Princess Mary And Crown Prince Frederik Have Twins: Photos

WHAT news from Denmark, land of Johnny Jensen, bacon and one bag of wool? Well, Crown Princess Mary (born Mary Elizabeth Donaldson in Australia) and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark (born Frederik Andre Henrik Christian) are showing off their twins …

Posted: 14th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Wedding Route Revealed: Students Excitedly Grab Barge Poles

STUDENTS – to your marks: St James’s Palace have confirmed the route that Prince William and Kate Middleton will use when they travel to and from Westminster Abbey for their wedding.

News is that the knobs will be in open-topped …

Posted: 5th, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Harry Spotted At PDC World Championship Of Darts: Photos And Debate

THE PDC World Championship of darts is proud to support Prince Harry. Prince Baseball Cap was with former England rugby player Will Greenwood at Alexandra Palace, London. This is one of the few palaces granny doesn’t own, but giving the …

Posted: 2nd, January 2011 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Royal Family Christmas Photos: Prince Edward Gets Useful

SO. There they were, the Earl and Countess of Wessex – the Weed In Tweed and the former topless stunna. You can wait an entire year to see Eddie. And then, as if by magic, he’s there. It was the …

Posted: 26th, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William’s Adam’s Apple Goes Bjork: The Royal Mint’s Coin Con

PRINCE William’s adam’s apple and lustrous hair are joined by Kate Middleton on the five pound Royal Mint celebrity wedding coin. As they say at court: Laryngeal Prominence et WTF!?…

Posted: 23rd, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Zara Phillips And Mike Tindall Sell Wedding Rights To Hello!?

IT our joy to announce that Mr Mike Tindall (of the Swollen Face Tindalls) is engaged to Zara Phillips (of the Windsor-Munsters, Hello! magazine and an equestrian champion riding WG Grace’s Watersports Videos to much glory) are to be married. …

Posted: 21st, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton Does Teenage Cancer Like Prince Diana: Photos

PRINCE William and Kate Middleton arrived together for a Christmas Spectacular and Reception in aid of Teenager Cancer Trust at the Thursford Collection, Thursford, Norfolk. A cue, then, for the BBC news’s mawkish, whispering, creepy Nicholas Witchell to front a …

Posted: 18th, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Charles And Sophie Okonedo Bring Much Drama To The Palace

PRINCE Charles passed the day with the Royal investitures. Chief among them was actress Sophie Okonedo, now Sophie Okonedo OBE. When Charles gave it to her, she dropped it. Then she picked it up. It’s what passes for drama when …

Posted: 17th, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Hurrah For The Students: Prince Charles And Camilla Make For A Unifying Target

THE student protests against a rise in university fees have been reduced in the mainstream media to a fight between the violent minority and the police.

The other big thread is that the Rolls Royce carrying the hypocrite Prince Charles …

Posted: 13th, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Video Of Prince Charles And Camilla Being Attacked In Regent Street

HERE’S a video of Prince Charles and his fragrant wife Camilla being attacked by student fees protesters as they motor down Regent Street – their street – in central London.

Charles and Camilla are making their serene way to the …

Posted: 11th, December 2010 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (8) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Charles And Police Intelligence: Students Outwit Soft Targets

STUDENTS outwitted Prince Charles and the police. This is a job akin to finding your arse with both hands. But, still, good to see that the students are brighter than the future head of state and the people who keep …

Posted: 10th, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Coronation Street Live Activists Try To Free Camilla And Charles From Night At Royal Variety Show: Photos

THE anti-Royal Variety Performance campaigners were not enough to save Prince Charles and Camilla from an evening spent with the N-Dubz, Mark Owen and comedy’s very own Mr Johnny Boden, Michael McIntyre. Says a spokesman for the masked activist network:…

Posted: 10th, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Caption This: Prince Charles And Camilla Attacked

ON their way one mile up the road to watch the Royal Variety Performance green activist Prince Charles and Camilla’s big car and convoy is attacked by students. Any idea for a caption?

Posted: 9th, December 2010 | In: Royal Family | Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0