Kate Middleton is topless in Denmark (photos)
HARD cheese on Closer magazine for being banned for publishing those images of a topless Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, in Provence. Harder cheese still because others are showing off the photos.
Following Chi (Italy) and the Daily Star (Ireland) into the pantheon of they who failed to observe the correct decorum for the topless Duchess are Sweden and Denmark’s Se och Hoer titles. The Danish mag’s chief editor, Kim Henningsen, says he was offered 240 pictures but decided “only to use 60 to 70 of them”.
That’s more than the number of pictures Mexico’s Nueva magazine featured of Prince William taking a wazz in piublic – with zoomed in penis shots. It’s more than the number of photos the Daily Mirror published of Princess Diana working out in the gym. (The Mirror called Closer a “French Peeping Tom” organ. That might have been a compliment.)
Posted: 19th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
A Royal Romp: Kate Middelton meet Kate Fiddleton
RICHARD Desmond’s reported plans to send the Daily Star Ireland the way of the News of the World seem to have stalled. The paper’s editor has been suspended for publishing photographs of Kate Middleton topless – pictures that outraged Desmond and his Northern & Shell company.
Posted: 19th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
OK! magazine spotlights ‘brave’ Kate Middleton and Prince William
THE front page of OK! magazine shows readers WIlliam and Kate, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, chinking wine glasses and smiling witha united “brave face”. Below, the magazine reports:
“Their horrified feeling over those intrusive pictures”
Those would be the horrific pictures of a topless Kate Middleton published in the Daily Star Ireland, owned in part by, erm, Northern & Shell, owners of OK! magazine…
Posted: 19th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing
HURRAH! Lawyers for Kate Middleton and Prince William, aka the Duke and Duchess of Kent, have won an injunction stopping Closer magazine from publishing those photos of her topless. The Tribunal de Grande Instance in Nanterre, Paris, is on the side of the angels. If Kate can now erase our minds, recall all the sold copies of Closer; scrub the images from the internet; defeat Chi magazine in similar style, force the photographer to hand over the images and never sell them again; jail the Daily Star Ireland news desk, all will be as perfect as it once was.
Posted: 18th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Topless Kate Middleton makes Michael O’Kane her first victim
ANYONE wanting to see Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in Provence can read Closer magazine (France), the Daily Star (Ireland), Chi magazine (Italy) or check them out on the world wide web. And here. And here. If you want to see topless stunnas making a la Kate to greet her as she tours the Solomon Island you can do so here. It’s the Streisand Effect in full swing. You might snigger.
Chi has form. In 2006, the magazine published photos of Princess Diana dying in Paris. Chi editor Umberto Brindani said the picrures were “touching” and “tender“.
Posted: 17th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Topless women greet Kate Middleton Solomon Islands (twinned with Provence)
THE Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, was fully clothed when she and husband, Prince William, arrived on Honiara, Guadalcanal Island, Solomon Islands. Some of the locals, however, showed sings of only having had read about Kate from various French and Italian tabloids:
All the photos on page 2:
Posted: 17th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
DID Prince William really say “I want them jailed”? Them, being everyone involved in taking and publishing the topless pictures of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge?
The Mirror says he did. Is Wills auditioning for job as the King of Thailand?
If the Mirror is right, Wills wants Valerie Suau, the photographer, to be sent to prison. The Daily Mail – hypocrite of hypocrites – tells readers Suau “is pronounced ‘sewer’”. She took the photos from a public road. The rights and wrongs are a matter for French law to rule on. The Windsors are suing Closer magazine for publishing the images. The fine is unlikely to top £24,000. So. Why has no British newspaper published the photographs? What happened to publish and be damned?
Posted: 16th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Daily Star publishes Kate Middleton topless photos: unlike the Daily Mail it has principles
THE Irish Daily Star has published photographs of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, topless on a balcony in Provence. The paper is owned by Northern And Shell and Denis O’Brien’s Independent News & Media. The Daily Star UK said the pictures were a “grotesque invasion of privacy”. The paper adds that it has “no editorial control over the publication“.
The Star never did publish those naked Prince Harry photos. Why? Well, Paul Ashford, Editorial Director of the Express and Star told BBC Radio 4 his papers didn’t publish naked pictures of Harry because they are “newspapers of principle“.
Northern & Shgell owner Richard Desmond wades in:
“I am very angry at the decision to publish these photographs and am taking immediate steps to close down the joint venture. The decision to publish these pictures has no justification whatever and Northern & Shell condemns it in the strongest possible terms.”
Posted: 15th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Nips out for Kate Middleton: fans come out in support of the topless Duchess
NIPS out for Kate is the Tumblr site calling on Kate Middleton fans to show their support for The topless Duchess of Cambridge, for it is she. You went naked to salute Prince Harry. You women went topless for Harry. You men grabbed a plant pot and ran a teddy and box of Miniature Heroes up your flag poles for Henry Windsor. Now, gerrum out for Katy…
Posted: 15th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kate Middleton’s been smoking in France: photos shocker
SOD those photos of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, with her knockers out in Provence, France. (Photos here.)
Closer mag says the Duchess smoked a cigarette as she left Marseille-Marignan airport.
Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kate Middleton topless photos: ‘significant hardening of William’s response’, says BBC
THOSE topless photos of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, are huge news. What say the experts? Well, no word form Peter Stringfellow, but Peter Hunt, BBC royal correspondent, tells us:
“There has been a significant hardening of William and Kate’s response to the publication of the topless photos.”
Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Topless Kate Middleton: Duchess of Cambridge photos
PSST! Wanna see photos of Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless? Here you go:
Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge goes topless in Provence – photos
YOU can see Kate Midleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in France’s edition of Closer magazine. The Duchess of Cambridge is topless on the terrace of a guest house in the Luberon, Provence. The home is owned by Lord Linley, the Queen’s nephew. The magazine trails its scoop:
A little over a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol, etiquette in a very garden of Eden. Almost alone in the world … For Closer was there! Discover a preview of the pictures the world in 24h comment.
After the holidays olé-olé of Prince Harry Veg as, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William . Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen … and as you never see her again!
Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Royal Blush: Prince Harry is the arse of naked wine
TO Shipston in the Cotwolds, where Sheldon’s Wine Cellars is flogging Royal Blush, a line of booze featuting Dan Lacey’s portrait of naked Prince Harry screwing back on the Las Vegas baize. The rosé is called Royal Blush.
The pinky hues are the exact colour Harry’s cheeks shone after the impromptu game of ping-pong that followed the billards.
Posted: 10th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Prince Harry in Afghanistan to fight the Taliban – photos
PRINCE Harry is in Afghanistan. You can see him being show the Apache flight-line by a member of his squadron (name not provided) at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan, where he will be operating from during his tour of duty as a co-pilot gunner. The Prince has returned to Afghanistan to fly attack helicopters in the fight against the Taliban. They might be ready for him…
Posted: 7th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Naked men hide their little Heroes to salute for Prince Harry (photos)
STILL no name to the naked female body seen in a clinch with a naked Prince Harry. We do, however, know the women who have gone topless for Harry. And now we see the men who hide their little princes behind all manner of objects, the pick of which is David Nemec and his tin of (miniature) Heroes. (Other camouflage to note in despatches: HP sauce; Kerplunk, a clock and stuffed teddies aplenty.)
Posted: 6th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
