HARD cheese on Closer magazine for being banned for publishing those images of a topless Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, in Provence. Harder cheese still because others are showing off the photos.
Following Chi (Italy) and the Daily Star (Ireland) into the pantheon of they who failed to observe the correct decorum for the topless Duchess are Sweden and Denmark’s Se och Hoer titles. The Danish mag’s chief editor, Kim Henningsen, says he was offered 240 pictures but decided “only to use 60 to 70 of them”.
That’s more than the number of pictures Mexico’s Nueva magazine featured of Prince William taking a wazz in piublic – with zoomed in penis shots. It’s more than the number of photos the Daily Mirror published of Princess Diana working out in the gym. (The Mirror called Closer a “French Peeping Tom” organ. That might have been a compliment.)
RICHARD Desmond’s reported plans to send the Daily Star Ireland the way of the News of the World seem to have stalled. The paper’s editor has been suspended for publishing photographs of Kate Middleton topless – pictures that outraged Desmond and his Northern & Shell company.
“Their horrified feeling over those intrusive pictures”
Those would be the horrific pictures of a topless Kate Middleton published in the Daily Star Ireland, owned in part by, erm, Northern & Shell, owners of OK! magazine…
HURRAH! Lawyers for Kate Middleton and Prince William, aka the Duke and Duchess of Kent, have won an injunction stopping Closer magazine from publishing those photos of her topless. The Tribunal de Grande Instance in Nanterre, Paris, is on the side of the angels. If Kate can now erase our minds, recall all the sold copies of Closer; scrub the images from the internet; defeat Chi magazine in similar style, force the photographer to hand over the images and never sell them again; jail the Daily Star Ireland news desk, all will be as perfect as it once was.
ANYONE wanting to see Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in Provence can read Closer magazine (France), the Daily Star (Ireland), Chi magazine (Italy) or check them out on the world wide web. And here. And here. If you want to see topless stunnas making a la Kate to greet her as she tours the Solomon Island you can do so here. It’s the Streisand Effect in full swing. You might snigger.
Chi has form. In 2006, the magazine published photos of Princess Diana dying in Paris. Chi editor Umberto Brindani said the picrures were “touching” and “tender“.
THE Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, was fully clothed when she and husband, Prince William, arrived on Honiara, Guadalcanal Island, Solomon Islands. Some of the locals, however, showed sings of only having had read about Kate from various French and Italian tabloids:
All the photos on page 2:
The Mirror says he did. Is Wills auditioning for job as the King of Thailand?
If the Mirror is right, Wills wants Valerie Suau, the photographer, to be sent to prison. The Daily Mail – hypocrite of hypocrites – tells readers Suau “is pronounced ‘sewer’”. She took the photos from a public road. The rights and wrongs are a matter for French law to rule on. The Windsors are suing Closer magazine for publishing the images. The fine is unlikely to top £24,000. So. Why has no British newspaper published the photographs? What happened to publish and be damned?
THE Irish Daily Star has published photographs of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, topless on a balcony in Provence. The paper is owned by Northern And Shell and Denis O’Brien’s Independent News & Media. The Daily Star UK said the pictures were a “grotesque invasion of privacy”. The paper adds that it has “no editorial control over the publication“.
The Star never did publish those naked Prince Harry photos. Why? Well, Paul Ashford, Editorial Director of the Express and Star told BBC Radio 4 his papers didn’t publish naked pictures of Harry because they are “newspapers of principle“.
Northern & Shgell owner Richard Desmond wades in:
“I am very angry at the decision to publish these photographs and am taking immediate steps to close down the joint venture. The decision to publish these pictures has no justification whatever and Northern & Shell condemns it in the strongest possible terms.”
NIPS out for Kate is the Tumblr site calling on Kate Middleton fans to show their support for The topless Duchess of Cambridge, for it is she. You went naked to salute Prince Harry. You women went topless for Harry. You men grabbed a plant pot and ran a teddy and box of Miniature Heroes up your flag poles for Henry Windsor. Now, gerrum out for Katy…
SOD those photos of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, with her knockers out in Provence, France. (Photos here.)
Closer mag says the Duchess smoked a cigarette as she left Marseille-Marignan airport.
“There has been a significant hardening of William and Kate’s response to the publication of the topless photos.”
PSST! Wanna see photos of Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless? Here you go:
YOU can see Kate Midleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in France’s edition of Closer magazine. The Duchess of Cambridge is topless on the terrace of a guest house in the Luberon, Provence. The home is owned by Lord Linley, the Queen’s nephew. The magazine trails its scoop:
A little over a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol, etiquette in a very garden of Eden. Almost alone in the world … For Closer was there! Discover a preview of the pictures the world in 24h comment.
After the holidays olé-olé of Prince Harry Veg as, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William . Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen … and as you never see her again!
TO Shipston in the Cotwolds, where Sheldon’s Wine Cellars is flogging Royal Blush, a line of booze featuting Dan Lacey’s portrait of naked Prince Harry screwing back on the Las Vegas baize. The rosé is called Royal Blush.
The pinky hues are the exact colour Harry’s cheeks shone after the impromptu game of ping-pong that followed the billards.
PRINCE Harry is in Afghanistan. You can see him being show the Apache flight-line by a member of his squadron (name not provided) at Camp Bastion in Afghanistan, where he will be operating from during his tour of duty as a co-pilot gunner. The Prince has returned to Afghanistan to fly attack helicopters in the fight against the Taliban. They might be ready for him…
STILL no name to the naked female body seen in a clinch with a naked Prince Harry. We do, however, know the women who have gone topless for Harry. And now we see the men who hide their little princes behind all manner of objects, the pick of which is David Nemec and his tin of (miniature) Heroes. (Other camouflage to note in despatches: HP sauce; Kerplunk, a clock and stuffed teddies aplenty.)
PRINCE Harry wasn’t the first Royal to go naked. He won’t be the last. In this photo we see Czar Nicholas II and Courtiers bathing in the nude at Tsarskoye Selo. The photo is undated. Unlike Czar Nichaolas. On 17 July 1918, as anti-Bolsheviks murdered Nicholas on the orders of Bolshevik leader Vladimir Lenin. Come the revolution…
WE do not yet know the name of the woman seen naked in a clinch with a naked Prince Harry. But has she made herself known by reliving the pose in Salute4Harry? Let’s see the women who have gone topless for Harry and for charity – donate here to help Walking With The Wounded;
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Posted: 2nd, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The People goes with Carrie Reichert, the thirtysomething blonde facial expert who got naked with the Regency toff in his Las Vegas suite.
The Daily Mail says Harry is with the porntastically named Cressida Bonas (photos) – “on a trip to “Richard Branson’s Necker Island she and Prince Harry got closer than ever.” Overlooking the fact that after they got close, Harry got very close to an American billards enthusiast, Richard Dennen then rambles on about lots of nothing, not featuring a single photo of Harry and Bonas together. The highlights of this filler are the names, seemingly inspired by Damon Runyon. Bonas’s nickname is ‘Smally”; “her half-sister is Gabriella Calthorpe (“who operates under the pseudo-surname Wilde”); “at Leeds her boyfriend was Harry Wentworth-Stanley – whose stepfather is George Milford Haven”; mum is Mary-Gaye Curzon, who “rules her brood from Jubilee Place just off the Kings Road in Chelsea“; that brood being: Pandora Cooper-Key (‘Baba’), and Georgiana, Isabella (‘Bellie’) and Jacobi Anstruther-Gough-Calthorpe (‘Cozy’).
“We kissed, he was naked at the time, and pretty open. It was a drunken fumble. It wasn’t romantic, just fun. He was a gentleman, but he was so wasted. The alcohol affected him. I was there for 15 to 20 minutes.”
Carrie now lives in San Diego. SHe works as a beautician specialising in facials and hair removal:
Licensed as an Esthetician by the State of California since 2005, Carrie is also certified in Manual Lymphatic Drainage Massage, skin growth removal, Microdermabrasion and various skin peel modalities including TCA peels. Specializing in the treatment of environmentally damaged skin, Acne, Rosacea and Hyper-Pigmentation, Carrie has developed a unique understanding of these conditions. Also known for her signature facials and signature eyebrow design technique, Carrie customizes a relaxing yet therapeutic treatment for each client in order to ensure outstanding and lasting results.
“I was born in England and I’m pretty familiar with the royal family, but I didn’t know the guys he was with.”
DIANA Princess of Wales died 15 years ago today. Some say never died but lives on the fabled Sixth Floor of London’s Harvey Nichols department store. Her name resonates, turning the Windsors into ghosts, forever in her shadow. We like Wills and Harry because they are their sons. Diana, rejected by the ignorant pompous Windsors in life, was clutched to their bosom in death. Kate is ordained by the media to be thin and silky enough to be Diana’s successor.
The thing about Diana was that, unlike the Munsters she married into and their lackeys, she was not a snob. Nor was she self-righteous like her brother and Tony Blair, the Prime Minister at the time of her death:
THE British troops are supporting naked Prince Harry in his hour of need. Harry has closed his Facebook account. He should sue Las Vegas for not doing what it says on the tin (“What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.”). On the bright side, at least he waxed his buttocks. We present the best photos of Our Boys and Girls saluting the Queen’s own Harry:
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Posted: 26th, August 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
FOLLOWING those photos of naked Prince Harry, spare a thought for his now former lover. Her name? Why, it’s… Cressida Bonas. The Sunday Mirror says La Bonas has told Harry that he’s “blown it”.
Harry’s response is thought to have been along the lines of, “If only, Miss Bonas. If only…”
“OUR RED-HOT NIGHT WITH DIRTY HARRY”
We dash inside the news organ to discover what Harry got up to with those Las Vegas babes:
TWO of the “hot chicks” who romped with naked Prince Harry plan to heap more humiliation on the red-faced royal by selling their stories.
THE Sun published Prince Harry in the buff, admitting as it did that newspapers are dead. Paul Ashford, Editorial Director of the Express and Star, has been on BBC Radio 4 to revels why his papers didn’t publish naked pictures of Harry, opting for a look-alike. They are “newspapers of principle“.
So says the paper that announced “that Simon Cowell was “dead“.