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Prince Charles speaks pidgin in Papua New Guinea: ‘Mi na misis bilong’

PA 15033054 Prince Charles speaks pidgin in Papua New Guinea: Mi na misis bilong

PRINCE Charles is in Papua New Guineas. He’s been speaking to the locals in a sport stadium.

He says:

“Mi nambawan pikinini bilong misis kwin…Mi na misis bilong mi mipela lik tok tenkyu tru lon yupela olgeta lon gutpela pasin bilong hamamas yupela mekim lon mipela lon kam lon Papua Niugini.”

Fancy taking a stab at what the pidgin translates to in modern English?

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Posted: 5th, November 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Young Prince Charles was ‘hugged’ by a man for two minutes

PA 15044569 Young Prince Charles was hugged by a man for two minutes

PRINCE Charles and Camilla are touring Papua New Guinea. The Prince has been there before.

The Times recalls Charles meeting an old acquaintance.

In the post-Jimmy Savile everything the Prince does and has done is now seen by some as tainted. The Sunday Times reported that Charles asked Savile for advice before making Sir Christopher Airy to be his private secretary in 1990. And then there was that opaque tribute.

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Posted: 5th, November 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


What Dickie Arbiter knew about Jimmy Savile (Jeffrey Epstein is away)

1643355 What Dickie Arbiter knew about Jimmy Savile (Jeffrey Epstein is away)DICKIE Arbiter (real name!) is the latest person to say he suspected Jimmy Savile. Dickie Arbiter (pictured) was the Queen’s spokesman between 1988 and 2000:

Savile met Prince Charles many times. Savile says he took Princess Diana’s secrets to his grave. Arbiter says:

“He would walk into the office and do the rounds of the young ladies taking their hands and rubbing his lips all the way up their arms if they were wearing short sleeves. If it was summer…his bottom lip would curl out and he would run it up their arms. This was at St James’s Palace. The women were in their mid to late 20s doing typing and secretarial work… “I looked at him as a court jester and told him so. I remember calling him an old reprobate and he said ‘not so much of the old’.”

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Posted: 30th, October 2012 | In: Celebrities, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Princess Eugenie is getting off with her dad (says Daily Mail)

PA 14061933 Princess Eugenie is getting off with her dad (says Daily Mail)

IN “LIKE FATHER – LIKE SON” the Daily Mail hits upon the hitherto incredible fact that some sons look like their dads. (It’s an answer to the age-old issue of why daughters of Rolling Stones members always look like their lithesome model mums and not craggy-faced papas). The Mail tells us that Max Irons (Jeremy Irons) has “inherited his father’s English charm”. His mum is Irish actress Sinéad Moira Cusack. Doubtless by looking at his hair, the Mail can tell Max has inherited her Irish gift of the gab.

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Posted: 26th, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pippa Middleton meets the Daily Mail’s in-house trolls at her perfectly panned party

pippa middleton book Pippa Middleton meets the Daily Mails in house trolls at her perfectly panned party

THE Daily Mail loves Pippa Middleton. The Daily Mail loves to hate Pippa Middleton. Pippa has written a book about hosting parties. The Mail has been covering the issue:

October 21, 2012:

Exclusively in this weekend’s Mail on Sunday, you’ll find the first part of Pippa Middleton’s glorious guide to simple, creative entertaining, from her sensational new book – Celebrate: A Year of British Festivities for Family and Friends. This weekend we have 24 glossy pages of magical Hallowe’en tips and brilliant bonfire night ideas.

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Posted: 22nd, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Duchess of Cornwall visits Marlborough

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THE Duchess of Cornwall emerges from a tour of the cells below Marlborough Town Hall to check on     you know who*.

(*Fergie, Savile, Diana, Elvis, Shergar and Lucan.)

 

Posted: 20th, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Queen views her Colonoscopy statue in Windsor

THIS week, Queen Elizabeth II saw the Windsor and Eton Society Diamond Jubilee Tribute statue at the King Edward Court shopping centre, Windsor. That statue…It’s 60 silver orbs modelled, seemingly, on stills from  her yearly colonscopy:

PA 14828413 The Queen views her Colonoscopy statue in Windsor

 

Posted: 19th, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Prince William love doll looks not enough like the man

prince william love doll The Prince William love doll looks not enough like the man

THE Prince William love doll produced by Bradford Exchange Ltd is, it says here:

Expertly handcrafted from fine bisque porcelain, this first-of-a-kind edition bears an authentic likeness of the handsome Prince on his wedding day. Meticulously handpainted for exquisite realism, this lifelike portrait is 17 inches tall, and fully poseable.

Striking uniform recreated in exquisite detail Prince William’s dashing red tunic features a golden collar bearing the facing shamrock emblems of the Irish Guards, shining gold buttons and epaulets, white piping and embellished cuffs. A royal blue sash, golden braid, a belt with a fringed tassel, medals and military insignia add drama and authenticity. Dark-coloured slacks with scarlet striping and a military cap of authentic design complete the ensemble.

When your ‘Prince William Royal Bridegroom Porcelain Doll’ arrives, and you place him beside your ‘Princess Catherine Royal Elegance Bride Doll’, you’ll recapture all the joy and historic significance of the Royal Wedding! Don’t miss out – order yours today!

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Posted: 12th, October 2012 | In: Royal Family, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew cancels visit to Blackburn’s Green College because helicopter won’t fly

 Prince Andrew cancels visit to Blackburns Green College because helicopter wont flyPRINCE Andrew cannot make it Nelson and Colne College, Blackburn:

Due to ‘adverse weather conditions’ The Duke’s helicopter is unable to take off from London this morning.”

Indeed. Air Miles Andy was heading to a meeting a Nelson & Colne college. It’s message:

We believe that it is vital to promote a “green” ethos amongst our students and staff. The College’s Sustainability Group has worked hard to raise awareness of the environmental issues we face, and the whole College has agreed challenging, but achievable goals to reduce our carbon footprint, now and in future years – targets which are already being exceeded. 

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Posted: 11th, October 2012 | In: Global Warming, Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen wanted him out but State had a use for Abu Hamza

THE Queen wanted Abu Hamza, the hooked-handed, one-eyed gurning loon of Finsbury Park, deported. Conspiacy theorists say that the State kept him in the UK for their own purposes:

abu hamza Queen wanted him out but State had a use for Abu Hamza

 

Posted: 26th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Washer of the Sovereign’s Hands dies

 Washer of the Sovereigns Hands diesRIP John Peter Houison Craufurd of Craufurdland. The Washer of the Sovereign’s Hands was 82. As the 28th laird of Craufurdland Castle, in Ayrshire, for it was he, said:

“We used to have to write to Buckingham Palace to offer to wash the monarch’s hands every time they were in residence at the Palace of Holyroodhouse. In his day, my father had to make that offer virtually every year, although it was very seldom accepted. 

“More recently, we have been told by the Queen’s office that, as we have already washed her hands once, that is all she requires us to do. So now we have to wait until Prince Charles takes the throne before we do it again.”

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Posted: 23rd, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chief Kooffreh’s tribute to Princess Diana and world-class acting

CHIEF Kooffreh will now deliver his tribute to Princess Diana. It’s what she would have wanted…

Chief Kooffreh is an alumnus of the University of Massachusetts, Bentley College, Framingham State University. He lives in New York, New York with his wife Elizabeth Tampol Kooffreh, the “world-class actress“(see video 2):

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Posted: 21st, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing

PA 14595814 Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing

HURRAH! Lawyers for Kate Middleton and Prince William, aka the Duke and Duchess of Kent, have won an injunction stopping Closer magazine from publishing those photos of her topless. The Tribunal de Grande Instance in Nanterre, Paris, is on the side of the angels. If Kate can now erase our minds, recall all the sold copies of Closer; scrub the images from the internet; defeat Chi magazine in similar style, force the photographer to hand over the images and never sell them again; jail the Daily Star Ireland news desk, all will be as perfect as it once was.

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EDS NOTE NUDITY. Local people greet the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as they visit Tavanipupu Island, the Solomon Islands, on their Diamond Jubilee tour of the Far East.

Posted: 18th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless Kate Middleton makes Michael O’Kane her first victim

 Topless Kate Middleton makes Michael OKane her first victimANYONE wanting to see Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in Provence can read Closer magazine (France), the Daily Star (Ireland), Chi magazine (Italy) or check them out on the world wide web. And here. And here. If you want to see topless stunnas making a la Kate to greet her as she tours the Solomon Island you can do so here. It’s the Streisand Effect in full swing. You might snigger.

Chi has form. In 2006, the magazine published photos of Princess Diana dying in Paris. Chi editor Umberto Brindani said the picrures were “touching” and “tender“.

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Posted: 17th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless women greet Kate Middleton Solomon Islands (twinned with Provence)

THE Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, was fully clothed when she and husband, Prince William, arrived on Honiara, Guadalcanal Island, Solomon Islands. Some of the locals, however, showed sings of only having had read about Kate from various French and Italian tabloids:

PA 14589226 Topless women greet Kate Middleton Solomon Islands (twinned with Provence)

All the photos on page 2:

Posted: 17th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William wants Valerie Suau jailed for being French: Kate Middleton is topless (but not in Britain)

 Prince William wants Valerie Suau jailed for being French: Kate Middleton is topless (but not in Britain)DID Prince William really say “I want them jailed”? Them, being everyone involved in taking and publishing the topless pictures of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge?

The Mirror says he did. Is Wills auditioning for job as the King of Thailand?

If the Mirror is right, Wills wants Valerie Suau, the photographer, to be sent to prison. The Daily Mail – hypocrite of hypocrites – tells readers Suau “is pronounced ‘sewer’”. She took the photos from a public road. The rights and wrongs are a matter for French law to rule on. The Windsors are suing Closer magazine for publishing the images. The fine is unlikely to top £24,000. So. Why has no British newspaper published the photographs? What happened to publish and be damned?

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Posted: 16th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton topless photos: ‘significant hardening of William’s response’, says BBC

topless kate middleton Kate Middleton topless photos: significant hardening of Williams response, says BBCTHOSE topless photos of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, are huge news. What say the experts? Well, no word form Peter Stringfellow, but Peter Hunt, BBC royal correspondent, tells us:

“There has been a significant hardening of William and Kate’s response to the publication of the topless photos.”

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless Kate Middleton: Duchess of Cambridge photos

PSST! Wanna see photos of Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless? Here you go:

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge goes topless in Provence – photos

 Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge goes topless in Provence   photosYOU can see Kate Midleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in France’s edition of Closer magazine. The Duchess of Cambridge is topless on the terrace of a guest house in the Luberon, Provence. The home is owned by Lord Linley, the Queen’s nephew. The magazine trails its scoop:

A little over a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol, etiquette in a very garden of Eden. Almost alone in the world … For Closer was there! Discover a preview of the pictures the world in 24h comment.

After the holidays olé-olé of Prince Harry Veg as, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William . Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen … and as you never see her again!

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0