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Did MI6 send Carrie Reichert to prison for frotting Prince Harry in Las Vegas?

 Did MI6 send Carrie Reichert to prison for frotting Prince Harry in Las Vegas?WE never did get to find out the name of the naked young woman behind the naked Prince Harry in a Las Vegas hotel room. We did get a kiss ‘n’ smell from a Carrie Reichert, who has gone from being 32 in The People in September 2012 to being 40 in Radar in October.

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Posted: 23rd, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pippa Middleton meets the Daily Mail’s in-house trolls at her perfectly panned party

pippa middleton book Pippa Middleton meets the Daily Mails in house trolls at her perfectly panned party

THE Daily Mail loves Pippa Middleton. The Daily Mail loves to hate Pippa Middleton. Pippa has written a book about hosting parties. The Mail has been covering the issue:

October 21, 2012:

Exclusively in this weekend’s Mail on Sunday, you’ll find the first part of Pippa Middleton’s glorious guide to simple, creative entertaining, from her sensational new book – Celebrate: A Year of British Festivities for Family and Friends. This weekend we have 24 glossy pages of magical Hallowe’en tips and brilliant bonfire night ideas.

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Posted: 22nd, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Duchess of Cornwall visits Marlborough

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THE Duchess of Cornwall emerges from a tour of the cells below Marlborough Town Hall to check on     you know who*.

(*Fergie, Savile, Diana, Elvis, Shergar and Lucan.)

 

Posted: 20th, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Queen views her Colonoscopy statue in Windsor

THIS week, Queen Elizabeth II saw the Windsor and Eton Society Diamond Jubilee Tribute statue at the King Edward Court shopping centre, Windsor. That statue…It’s 60 silver orbs modelled, seemingly, on stills from  her yearly colonscopy:

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Posted: 19th, October 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The Prince William love doll looks not enough like the man

prince william love doll The Prince William love doll looks not enough like the man

THE Prince William love doll produced by Bradford Exchange Ltd is, it says here:

Expertly handcrafted from fine bisque porcelain, this first-of-a-kind edition bears an authentic likeness of the handsome Prince on his wedding day. Meticulously handpainted for exquisite realism, this lifelike portrait is 17 inches tall, and fully poseable.

Striking uniform recreated in exquisite detail Prince William’s dashing red tunic features a golden collar bearing the facing shamrock emblems of the Irish Guards, shining gold buttons and epaulets, white piping and embellished cuffs. A royal blue sash, golden braid, a belt with a fringed tassel, medals and military insignia add drama and authenticity. Dark-coloured slacks with scarlet striping and a military cap of authentic design complete the ensemble.

When your ‘Prince William Royal Bridegroom Porcelain Doll’ arrives, and you place him beside your ‘Princess Catherine Royal Elegance Bride Doll’, you’ll recapture all the joy and historic significance of the Royal Wedding! Don’t miss out – order yours today!

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Posted: 12th, October 2012 | In: Royal Family, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince Andrew cancels visit to Blackburn’s Green College because helicopter won’t fly

 Prince Andrew cancels visit to Blackburns Green College because helicopter wont flyPRINCE Andrew cannot make it Nelson and Colne College, Blackburn:

Due to ‘adverse weather conditions’ The Duke’s helicopter is unable to take off from London this morning.”

Indeed. Air Miles Andy was heading to a meeting a Nelson & Colne college. It’s message:

We believe that it is vital to promote a “green” ethos amongst our students and staff. The College’s Sustainability Group has worked hard to raise awareness of the environmental issues we face, and the whole College has agreed challenging, but achievable goals to reduce our carbon footprint, now and in future years – targets which are already being exceeded. 

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Posted: 11th, October 2012 | In: Global Warming, Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton topless and bottomless photos are too hot for you

KATE Middleton is topless in Closer, France, and bottomless in Danish tabloid Se Og Hor. The same deference that enabled Prince Charles to conduct an extra-marital affair in full view, and Wallis Simpson to be linked to the then future King in every press but the British, means we get to talk about a story that we cannot see. The photos of topless and bottomless Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, were, allegedly, obtained by illegal means. Yeah. Like that should stop the fearsome British tabloids. The rest of the world must be laughing at us:

Posted: 30th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Queen wanted him out but State had a use for Abu Hamza

THE Queen wanted Abu Hamza, the hooked-handed, one-eyed gurning loon of Finsbury Park, deported. Conspiacy theorists say that the State kept him in the UK for their own purposes:

abu hamza Queen wanted him out but State had a use for Abu Hamza

 

Posted: 26th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Washer of the Sovereign’s Hands dies

 Washer of the Sovereigns Hands diesRIP John Peter Houison Craufurd of Craufurdland. The Washer of the Sovereign’s Hands was 82. As the 28th laird of Craufurdland Castle, in Ayrshire, for it was he, said:

“We used to have to write to Buckingham Palace to offer to wash the monarch’s hands every time they were in residence at the Palace of Holyroodhouse. In his day, my father had to make that offer virtually every year, although it was very seldom accepted. 

“More recently, we have been told by the Queen’s office that, as we have already washed her hands once, that is all she requires us to do. So now we have to wait until Prince Charles takes the throne before we do it again.”

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Posted: 23rd, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


7 million Britons have seen these topless pictures of Kate Middleton

 7 million Britons have seen these topless pictures of Kate Middleton DID you know that 7 million Britons have seen Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, stood topless on a balcony in Provence? Well, it’s true. The YouGov poll for The Sunday Times has data. In all, 20% of British over 18s have seen the pictures online. Of 1,608 adults questioned, 73% said it was wrong to publish the photographs.

Other facts:

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Posted: 23rd, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Chief Kooffreh’s tribute to Princess Diana and world-class acting

CHIEF Kooffreh will now deliver his tribute to Princess Diana. It’s what she would have wanted…

Chief Kooffreh is an alumnus of the University of Massachusetts, Bentley College, Framingham State University. He lives in New York, New York with his wife Elizabeth Tampol Kooffreh, the “world-class actress“(see video 2):

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Posted: 21st, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Pregnancy gives topless Kate Middleton a craving for tarmac

Kate Middleton pregnant Pregnancy gives topless Kate Middleton a craving for tarmacMORE Kate Middleton news now. And having studied her womb and breast, the Daily Star zooms in on the Duchess of Cambridge’s stomach.

Poor, Kate. Sources tell us that she desperately wants to be known as the Middleton sister with the great arse but, stubbornly, it remains the only body part the press remain unable to focus on. Pippa is the buttocks. Kate is the breasts. Let’s hope Kate doesn’t develop a complex at this pigeonholing.

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Posted: 21st, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton is topless in Denmark (photos)

PA 14600177 Kate Middleton is topless in Denmark (photos)HARD cheese on Closer magazine for being banned for publishing those images of a topless Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, in Provence. Harder cheese still because others are showing off the photos.

Following Chi (Italy) and the Daily Star (Ireland) into the pantheon of they who failed to observe the correct decorum for the topless Duchess are Sweden and Denmark’s Se och Hoer titles. The Danish mag’s chief editor, Kim Henningsen, says he was offered 240 pictures but decided only to use 60 to 70 of them”.

That’s more than the number of pictures Mexico’s Nueva magazine featured of Prince William taking a wazz in piublic – with zoomed in penis shots. It’s more than the number of photos the Daily Mirror published of Princess Diana working out in the gym. (The Mirror called Closer a “French Peeping Tom” organ. That might have been a compliment.)

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Posted: 19th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


A Royal Romp: Kate Middelton meet Kate Fiddleton

 A Royal Romp: Kate Middelton meet Kate FiddletonRICHARD Desmond’s reported plans to send the Daily Star Ireland the way of the News of the World seem to have stalled. The paper’s editor has been suspended for publishing photographs of Kate Middleton topless – pictures that outraged Desmond and his Northern & Shell company.

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Posted: 19th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


OK! magazine spotlights ‘brave’ Kate Middleton and Prince William

 OK! magazine spotlights brave Kate Middleton and Prince WilliamTHE front page of OK! magazine shows readers WIlliam and Kate, Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, chinking wine glasses and smiling witha  united “brave face”. Below, the magazine reports:

“Their horrified feeling over those intrusive pictures”

Those would be the horrific pictures of a topless Kate Middleton published in the Daily Star Ireland, owned in part by, erm, Northern & Shell, owners of OK! magazine…

Posted: 19th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing

PA 14595814 Kate Middleton bans Closer from publishing topless photos: now orders worldwide brainwashing

HURRAH! Lawyers for Kate Middleton and Prince William, aka the Duke and Duchess of Kent, have won an injunction stopping Closer magazine from publishing those photos of her topless. The Tribunal de Grande Instance in Nanterre, Paris, is on the side of the angels. If Kate can now erase our minds, recall all the sold copies of Closer; scrub the images from the internet; defeat Chi magazine in similar style, force the photographer to hand over the images and never sell them again; jail the Daily Star Ireland news desk, all will be as perfect as it once was.

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EDS NOTE NUDITY. Local people greet the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge as they visit Tavanipupu Island, the Solomon Islands, on their Diamond Jubilee tour of the Far East.

Posted: 18th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless Kate Middleton makes Michael O’Kane her first victim

 Topless Kate Middleton makes Michael OKane her first victimANYONE wanting to see Kate Middleton, the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in Provence can read Closer magazine (France), the Daily Star (Ireland), Chi magazine (Italy) or check them out on the world wide web. And here. And here. If you want to see topless stunnas making a la Kate to greet her as she tours the Solomon Island you can do so here. It’s the Streisand Effect in full swing. You might snigger.

Chi has form. In 2006, the magazine published photos of Princess Diana dying in Paris. Chi editor Umberto Brindani said the picrures were “touching” and “tender“.

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Posted: 17th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless women greet Kate Middleton Solomon Islands (twinned with Provence)

THE Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, was fully clothed when she and husband, Prince William, arrived on Honiara, Guadalcanal Island, Solomon Islands. Some of the locals, however, showed sings of only having had read about Kate from various French and Italian tabloids:

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All the photos on page 2:

Posted: 17th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Prince William wants Valerie Suau jailed for being French: Kate Middleton is topless (but not in Britain)

 Prince William wants Valerie Suau jailed for being French: Kate Middleton is topless (but not in Britain)DID Prince William really say “I want them jailed”? Them, being everyone involved in taking and publishing the topless pictures of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge?

The Mirror says he did. Is Wills auditioning for job as the King of Thailand?

If the Mirror is right, Wills wants Valerie Suau, the photographer, to be sent to prison. The Daily Mail – hypocrite of hypocrites – tells readers Suau “is pronounced ‘sewer’”. She took the photos from a public road. The rights and wrongs are a matter for French law to rule on. The Windsors are suing Closer magazine for publishing the images. The fine is unlikely to top £24,000. So. Why has no British newspaper published the photographs? What happened to publish and be damned?

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Posted: 16th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Star publishes Kate Middleton topless photos: unlike the Daily Mail it has principles

 Daily Star publishes Kate Middleton topless photos: unlike the Daily Mail it has principlesTHE Irish Daily Star has published photographs of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, topless on a balcony in Provence. The paper is owned by Northern And Shell and Denis O’Brien’s Independent News & Media. The Daily Star UK  said the pictures were a “grotesque invasion of privacy”. The paper adds that it has “no editorial control over the publication“.

The Star never did publish those naked Prince Harry photos. Why? Well, Paul Ashford, Editorial Director of the Express and Star told BBC Radio 4 his papers didn’t publish naked pictures of Harry because they are “newspapers of principle.

Northern & Shgell owner Richard Desmond wades in:

“I am very angry at the decision to publish these photographs and am taking immediate steps to close down the joint venture. The decision to publish these pictures has no justification whatever and Northern & Shell condemns it in the strongest possible terms.”

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Posted: 15th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nips out for Kate Middleton: fans come out in support of the topless Duchess

NIPS out for Kate is the Tumblr site calling on Kate Middleton fans to show their support for The topless Duchess of Cambridge, for it is she. You went naked to salute Prince Harry. You women went topless for Harry. You men grabbed a plant pot and ran a teddy and box of Miniature Heroes up your flag poles for Henry Windsor. Now, gerrum out for Katy…

Posted: 15th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton’s been smoking in France: photos shocker

 Kate Middletons been smoking in France: photos shockerSOD those photos of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, with her knockers out in Provence, France. (Photos here.)

Closer mag says the Duchess smoked a cigarette as she left Marseille-Marignan airport.

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton topless photos: ‘significant hardening of William’s response’, says BBC

topless kate middleton Kate Middleton topless photos: significant hardening of Williams response, says BBCTHOSE topless photos of Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge, are huge news. What say the experts? Well, no word form Peter Stringfellow, but Peter Hunt, BBC royal correspondent, tells us:

“There has been a significant hardening of William and Kate’s response to the publication of the topless photos.”

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Topless Kate Middleton: Duchess of Cambridge photos

PSST! Wanna see photos of Kate Middleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless? Here you go:

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Key Posts, Royal Family | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge goes topless in Provence – photos

 Kate Middleton, Duchess of Cambridge goes topless in Provence   photosYOU can see Kate Midleton, aka the Duchess of Cambridge, topless in France’s edition of Closer magazine. The Duchess of Cambridge is topless on the terrace of a guest house in the Luberon, Provence. The home is owned by Lord Linley, the Queen’s nephew. The magazine trails its scoop:

A little over a year after their marriage, the royal couple was offered a romantic getaway, far from the protocol, etiquette in a very garden of Eden. Almost alone in the world … For Closer was there! Discover a preview of the pictures the world in 24h comment.

After the holidays olé-olé of Prince Harry Veg as, discover the very sensual shots of Kate Middleton and her husband Prince William . Discover the incredible pictures of the future Queen of England as you’ve never seen … and as you never see her again!

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Posted: 14th, September 2012 | In: Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0