Lily Allen’s Death Music For Princess Diana
THOSE of us not busy putting our heads in a bucket of sawdust and vanishing our genitals will be surely getting along to the Concert for Diana at the new Wembley Stadium.
The show that promises to be the last word in Funeral Rock already boasts a line sure to have the living empathising with the resting Diana.
The Queen of Hearts memorial gig will feature James Blunt, Sir Elton John, Duran Duran, Andrew Lloyd Webber and the English National ballet.
Death does not come any more compelling.
But now, as the Sun reports, the line up will be pebble-dashed by Lily Allen.
As the Sun notes, private-school educated Allen will “have to watch her language” is she is to appear before the royals.
Allen will surely have to learn to swear with more gusto if she is to keep up with the royals…