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Princess Diana’s Stolen Photos?

princess-diana.jpgPRINCESS Diana is smiling.

Today, Diana is wearing a black gown, pearl and sapphire choker, pearl drop earrings and a smile.

It is good to know that with in the maelstrom of changing fashions, Diana’s look remains as constant as her position on the Express’ front page.

And what news of Diana? In “DIANA DEATH PHOTOS SHOWN,” the paper is to investigate how “disturbing images” of Diana’s final moments were made public.

We look anew at the Express’ front-page picture. And wonder if this is such a photo? Is this how Diana looked in her final moments, maintaining poise and purpose as the flashbulbs popped?

The story is that “secret agents” have been linked with “conspiracy plots” surrounding Diana’s death.

An unnamed lawyer tells us: “There is no doubt that the secret services would have every reason to steal the photographs and then distribute them, causing maximum upset and confusion.”

Oh?

“They want to make out that Diana died from a simple road accident, but most people know the truth is far more complicated.”

Most people. Not those people who read the French report into the case. Not those people who read Lord Stevens’ report. Not most people who have read the stories form themselves. Not them. They believe what they are told.

The Express concerns itself with the most people who know the real story. The most people who can see past the facts and into the heart of the matter. The most people who can’t believe Diana died in anything as mundane as a car accident.

Those people…

  1. 1 Betty Windsor Says:

    What amazes me is that nobody has asked my Phillip where he was that fatefull night, he wasn’t with me.

  2. 2 Wills & Harry Says:

    Why can’t The Daily Express leave the old slapper to rest in peace? It’s not like she had any talent, ‘cept for putting it about.

  3. 3 Phillip the Greek Says:

    Its not true that all women looked up to her, my wife dispised her even though they met on numerous occasions.

  4. 4 Will Carling Says:

    She was fit though, and I have a bum on my chin.

  5. 5 James Hewitt Says:

    Good sort was Di. Why do people always mention that her second brat looks like me. So what, we had an affair, move on people.

  6. 6 Camilla Nearly The Queen Says:

    Can everyone stop talking about her please, I’m trying to sneak onto the throne via the they’ve forgotten her route.

  7. 7 Charlie Windsor Says:

    To Camilla - What has the death of that old bag I used to throw my wallop up got to do with you needing to sit on the bog? You’re obsessed woman! She’s dead (thank God) and I am free to be your tampon without a shread of guilt.

  8. 8 Anonymous Says:

    We are nearly bankrupt

    Diana’s gym

  9. 9 David kelly Says:

    she was a tight women.
    im a real OG.
    u dont even know but i still think she was a great women,
    watever ppl say .

  10. 10 Micheal Jackson Says:

    i want to rape her 2 little boys william and harry.
    and i jack off to her pic every night

  11. 11 June Johnson Says:

    so, whatever happened to the ‘people’s princess, the queen of hearts’?

  12. 12 freya Says:

    HOW SICK ARE THESE PEOPLE, HOW DISGUSTING. NO WONDER THE WORLD IS SICKER THAN EVER. THESE LOT SHOULD BE PUT OUT OF THEIR MISERY

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