
Princess Diana’s Private Function With David Beckham
PRINCESS Diana is getting ready to rock. (Pic: Beau Bo D’Or)
“Hopefully it would be one of those things she would adore because the whole point is this is for her – it’s for no other reason,” says Prince William in the Mirror.
Of course, the Prince means to say the concert celebrating ten years since Diana died, a decade of Daily Express headlines, conspiracy theories and Al Fayed vomit-n-cuff shirts, is for the people, Diana’s people.
But if it is only is for Diana, then so be it. So long as the people pay, they are invited to the private show.
This may stick in the craw with some who realise that no guest paid to attend HRH Prince Azim of Brunei’s 25th birthday party, where Michael Jackson appeared. Our advice to the selfish and ungrateful is to view their outlay at the turnstiles as a present to their idol. Prince Azim got gold watches and diamond-encrusted flamingos and book tokens at his do; Diana prefers cash.
And it promises to be quite a show. Duran Duran, Sarah Brightman, Donny Osmond, Jason Donavon and a special medley by Andrew Lloyd Webber will make this the funeral show of the year.
And then there’s David Beckham. The Suns says that he will dribble on stage and introduce one of the acts.
An “insider” tells us: “He’s like the People’s King… And for Beckham it is excellent exposure for him in America right before his move to LA.”
And there was William thinking it was all for Diana…
Posted: 15th, June 2007 | In: Princess Diana Inquest Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 15th, 2007 at 3:18 pm
They just won’t let their mother’s death rest will they? - I think the press should complain to the palace about this cynical ploy to boost their ratings…… Where are the forelock tugging royalists when you need a good laugh ?
They cannot be wrong though their great great grandmother banged a king…they are born to rule.
June 15th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Is Simon Lebon still wearing Diana’s old hair?
Her name is Diana and she sunbathes on the sand, just like the Circle of Tears runs through the dusty land…..
June 15th, 2007 at 11:42 am
excuse me Mo but ’twas not Prince Willy that said such tish. He is not a dumb b*astard like you . For your information Mr. Mo..it was Prince Harry who made that statement on telly. Just goes to show that you have no class Mo.
Up the Blue Bloods!
Roger the Royals!
I will be waving my lighter in the air to show how much I care for dear Di.
Ta Ta For Now
Roger Fuckingham the Royal Raver
June 15th, 2007 at 10:48 am
anyone going? I’m not
June 15th, 2007 at 10:24 am
Join the belt up Diana campaign…http://www.anorak.co.uk/news/never-say-diana/173618.html
June 15th, 2007 at 9:44 am
Prince Willy said on telly ” I can’t think of a better way of remembering her than seeing a crowd of pissed up punters paying to waive their hands in the air to crap music”.
wow what a tribute…..I bet Mohamed Al Fayed is well tossed off that no one is paying tribute to his beloved son Dodi in such a heartwarming way.
Be there …or be square….but remember kids……don’t forget to belt up.