Heather Mills Is Princess Diana Is Kate McCann: Is Blonde
HEATHER Mills is on GMTV. Anorak is tuned in, as ever. Heather is not extolling the virtues of baby oil and organic breast milk but lamenting.
“I live in a prison,” says Heather. Not really. Heather is guilty of nothing but love. But there has been a miscarriage of justice that keeps Heather locked behind gates at her mansion.
What is more, Heather is blonde. Like Kate McCann. Like Princess Diana. “It’s like what they are doing to the McCanns,” says Mills. “What are they doing persecuting that woman? Look what they did to Diana.”
Indeed. “The police have said I’ve had death threats from a certain underground group.” The Establishment? Earthworms Against Heather? Al Qaeda? “I live in fear for my life,” says Heather.
But she is prepared. “I have a box of evidence which is going to a certain person if something happens to me,” says Heather, who is not believed to be dating the son of an Egyptian corner shop owner.
As Paul Burrell checks his post, the rest of us wonder about the lot of a blonde in today’s Britain.
There is a media conspiracy against her kind. “What are we doing as a nation buying these newspapers?” she asks. “We need to force a change as a responsible nation.”
“They make up such lies. They’ve called me a whore, a golddigger, a fantasist, a liar, the most unbelievably hurtful things - and I’ve stayed quiet for my daughter…
“I’ve had worse press than a paedophile or a murderer, and I’ve done nothing but charity for 20 years.”
Indeed, what else but charity caused Heather to campaign against landmines, date and then marry the older Paul, with his bobbling head, and beseech him to give, give, give until it hurts..?
Pic: The Spine - “I’ve had worse press than a paedophile”
October 31st, 2007 at 1:07 pm
where is everyone - spoooooooooooky
October 31st, 2007 at 1:08 pm
its like a ghost town
October 31st, 2007 at 1:30 pm
WHO THE HELL IS HEATHER MILLS?
“I’ve had worse press than a pedophile”
Have you had worse press than the McCanns? That means nothing. The McCanns have been put on a PEDestal by the British press.
WIKIPEDIA:
“The McCartney couple announced their separation in May 2006, just prior to McCartney’s 64th birthday. Divorce proceedings are under way.”
OH, IT’S THAT BEATLE WIFE. The one who is concerned about PEDestrians losing a leg.
Her comments seem lame. I guess her husband asked her “will you still need me when I’m 64?” and she said something like “I didn’t need you at 61″.
Just curious, what has this to do with the McCanns? The name is similar to McCartney? They are very wealthy? Did they accidentally kill their kid then?….
October 31st, 2007 at 1:35 pm
oh that interview was so funny, she could play Kate Mccann in a big block buster movie haha
All she’s ever done is 4 charity!! !!!!!! N she has been made suicidal by all the press!!! As xxxxing if. She has only been inpapers a few times. She needs to get a life, go live in a one bedroom flat with 8 kids, no money n a partner who turns up drunk n aggressive most nights, then she could be suicidal. Stupid cow!!
October 31st, 2007 at 1:56 pm
Come on Anorak, why haven’t you provided us with Bel Mooney’s piece in the Mail?
On second thoughts, maybe not; her comments actually make some sense. They’re about the way in which parents will die for their children.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/columnists/dailymail.html?in_article_id=489374&in_page_id=1790&in_author_id=465
October 31st, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Wonderful. Heather says she has been called (a) a whore, (b) a golddigger, (c) a fantasist, (d) a liar, and (e) the most unbelievably hurtful things. I presume she means that (a)-(d) are not unbelievable hurtful things? Most people appear to believe them.
It is impossible not to remember Mrs Merton’s immortal question to Debbie Magee when thinking of dear Heather.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:15 pm
chenier - “Just as Kate and Gerry McCann have learnt a terrible lesson about vigilance, so the surviving parents and children from that beach have learnt it too. It’s a lesson every parent, and grandparent, will take to heart this week and remember”
My apologies…
October 31st, 2007 at 2:25 pm
Re: Heather Mills. The only thing that interest me about this case is the alleged physical abuse. There were rumours that Paul hit Linda M., too. Yoko Ono held a memorial in her honour and “for abused women everywhere”. Quite a scandal at the time. I’d like to see Sir Paul investigated, if he’s a wife abuser. Too bad Heather is such an unsavoury character, as that means she’s not likely to be believed - or, if believed, people won’t care.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:28 pm
Anorak
Ouch.
October 31st, 2007 at 2:43 pm
Pitty is not blondie and will never be blondie and refuses to bleach her hair. Last night we spent much time testing the bounce of the mattress in the infamous room that the Mc’s first used. Our latest theory is that DNA bounced off the mattress and careened through the room - we made little progress through - it is really a tough job chasing bouncing DNA - the error factor is +/- 65%.
Then Pitty just wanted more sex, oh my, but she is a trial……….she said it was the room - murder turned her on………Pitty, shame on you!
October 31st, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Pitty said she’d die for her dog………Pitty is eggless, but you knew that already didn’t you!
October 31st, 2007 at 2:59 pm
THE UNHERALDED HEROISM OF KATE AND GERRY
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/…/columnists.html?in_article_id=489374&in_page_id=1772&in_author_id=465
“Just as Kate and Gerry McCann have learnt a terrible lesson about vigilance, so the surviving parents and children from that beach have learnt it too.”
Huh? Kate and Gerry are on record as saying they did nothing wrong, and that there was no lesson to learn.
“It’s a lesson every parent, and grandparent, will take to heart this week and remember.”
What lesson? Don’t leave 2 year olds alone on a beach or in an apartment, or anywhere, while you attend a 3-hour drinking party out of sight and sound?
“Yet there is another lesson within this tragedy - a deeply moving message about the human spirit… It shines a light on the self-sacrificing heroism of mothers and fathers who do not hesitate to risk danger when their children are threatened. ”
Oh, yes, and the McCanns shined this light too, as they risked mortal danger every time they told their ridiculous lies. They gallantly braved overwhelming odds of being exposed as liars, frauds, and worse… and they did it all in order to save a child that was already dead.
The McCanns are the essence of 21st century British heroism.
“This is the light, pale and tremulous, which shines through the darkness of this tragedy. ”
It’s a dim light and dim witted people cannot hope to perceive it.
“Stories about bad, neglectful, cruel parents often surface, like something unspeakable slipping up from the depths of a pond. ”
Or like something unspeakable occurring a stone’s throw from a resort swimming pool…
“Yet it’s vital to remember that the vast majority of mums and dads the world over are like Deborah and Robert Fry, and Jean Dinsmore, and the German father who died in the rescue attempt. ”
Likewise it is vital to remember that the vast majority of mums and dads are NOT AT ALL like Kate and Gerry. There is indeed a silver lining in every cloud.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:08 pm
Hideki - I salute anyone who can read the shrill/syrupy/dimwitted shit in the Daily Mail Womens’ Pages and comment on it without being overcome with despair/the need to vomit/incoherent rage/stunned disbelief.
Have you tackled Allison Pearson yet? Kate’s a saint, Ulrika’s a whore and Nicole’s a desperate crone.
October 31st, 2007 at 3:23 pm
Is Anorak down? 13 responses?
I guess lots of people got scared of your anti-spam securety measures
October 31st, 2007 at 3:27 pm
Mills/McCann/Lady Macbeth……such drama….enough already! Allison Pearson said that Kate McCann ‘howled like a wounded animal’ on her last interview…..duh, really? I missed that.
Must have been the same wounded choking sound coming from Ms Mills, or is AP getting the two confused?
October 31st, 2007 at 4:01 pm
Sue - I couldn’t believe the wounded animal comment either, but then Allison is a moron.
October 31st, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Diane - today’s McCann crime puzzle is here http://www.anorak.co.uk/celebrity/177273.html
This is about another blonde
October 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Karen - Reading the Mail is not for everyone. They say you can catch cancer from the women pages?
October 31st, 2007 at 4:28 pm
Karen - There are quite a few of them about, especially concerning the usual bias in favour of the McCanns. The DM rarely print my comments, as I am usually critical of their sycophantic reportage. Bel Mooney and Liz Jones are as bad. Whatever happened to good impartial journalism? Thank goodness for Anorak eh?
October 31st, 2007 at 4:30 pm
Anorak, is that true? I’ve been known to substitute the DM for Andrex……..
October 31st, 2007 at 4:33 pm
Mind you, there’s more editorial on a rolled up Andrex, so should I worry?
October 31st, 2007 at 4:44 pm
My favourite Mail hackette is Alison Boshoff - who me and my friends call Alison Slagoff or Alison Fuckoff depending. Every article she does is about how a youngish female celebrity (or couple) is either desperate or a bitch or both.
And you can catch cancer from the Daily Mail, Paul Dacre says so.
October 31st, 2007 at 4:51 pm
17 That hurts
October 31st, 2007 at 6:29 pm
heather mills has ridden this from the very day she lost her leg in kensington gore,if i remember rightly. she shoplifted in peckham, i guess that helped her fit in cause they are all theiving bastards in peckham.
she is just after paul’s money, and lots of it. if paul was a butcher and not a beetle , she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on.
in fact if the police motor cyclist had done his job properly she wouldn’t have a leg to stand on now
October 31st, 2007 at 7:35 pm
testing……………..
October 31st, 2007 at 7:39 pm
wtf.. where is everyone?
October 31st, 2007 at 7:43 pm
so the McCanns have paid the mortgage and arranged multiple ‘hits’……
Hold it there’s a knock at the door………………
October 31st, 2007 at 8:39 pm
where is everyone
October 31st, 2007 at 8:46 pm
perhaps you where all getting a bit to close to the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
October 31st, 2007 at 8:53 pm
spooky it is haloween
October 31st, 2007 at 8:57 pm
Bel Mooney gets off on anything with a Liverpool Irish-Catholic connection.
October 31st, 2007 at 10:56 pm
testing
November 1st, 2007 at 12:47 am
Poor Paul, had the wool pulled over his eyes. His daughter did ward him. So Heather is going for the money, for her daughter! Has Paul had his daughter DNA tested. An awful thought, but worth thinking about. All 3 loved the press though!
November 1st, 2007 at 12:49 am
Makes me sick to think of Maddy’s money going to pay off the mortgage and stuff. Maybe there are more people in this racket than we know of.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:50 am
Oh Heather…get off the telly!!
November 1st, 2007 at 1:53 am
I saw her live today on gmtv
I am no fan
but she showed more passion , and protectiveness to her daughter than km has ever
just as she got my sympathy she named dropped mc cann and diana
and it prevailed me!
clever lady
boycott tabloids
use google
November 1st, 2007 at 7:07 am
36 brandon flowers
Sorry but you are barking up entirely the wrong tree, Heather Mills is a calculating psycho who is using her daughter in her current “me..me…me” campaign. She has no love for either Paul or the daughter and imo married him for name and wealth, which she is struggling to get more of from him.
Kate McCann is at least honest in her lack of emotion
November 1st, 2007 at 7:41 am
[...] front page: “Oh. Come off it, Heather, how dare you compare your ordeal to Kate McCann’s?” Heather Mills is on the telly Page 7: “Police pursuit of McCanns ‘is running out of steam’” – The public prosecutor in [...]
November 1st, 2007 at 8:12 am
methinks we’re being thrown off the scent…………………..
November 1st, 2007 at 8:35 am
Furthermore, how Heather Mills thinks she can liken herself to Princess Diana and Kate McCann I really cannot imagine !! She is not fit to lick the boots of Diana - poor tortured soul - who got mixed up with a dysfunctional and calculating family, and as I said before, Kate McCrim is at least honest in her lack of emotional display
November 1st, 2007 at 10:59 am
If he had married Jane Asher none of this would have happened.
November 1st, 2007 at 1:25 pm
Heather who? Vaguely remember a cheap copy of ,…. the walk over the land mine…., (with one leg this time). I assure you that she, and Diana for that matter, would not walk it. She would tip toe it, pissing down her legs. Been there.
Is this also the woman who dance the Valsa with a prostetic leg. Why didnt she bring a land mine amputee and give them the chance to enjoy the valsa with proper prostetics. That would be honest charity. Don’t use peoples misfortunes to High Morals PR. Give them a chance to enjoy themselves too. Fuck her not worth loosing time over.
Whats wrong being a gold digger and a whore?
November 1st, 2007 at 2:02 pm
Heather, don’t bite the hand that feeds you.
November 1st, 2007 at 3:22 pm
How can she even compare herself with our princess.
November 1st, 2007 at 11:02 pm
How can she honestly say that after such a small amount of time married to Paul McCartney that she can take that amount of money as settlement. Its just wrong - and I’m a woman. It shows no conscience and its just plain greedy.
November 2nd, 2007 at 12:32 am
Diana was a good mother!
November 2nd, 2007 at 6:33 am
Is there footage still available showing Paul on a TV talk show, USA or UK? where he is talking about Heather in the early days of the rumours about them - Paul is talking about Heather and its interesting! He did marry her though. Who is the person who will suffer the most out of all this if he doesn’t gain custody.
November 3rd, 2007 at 9:28 am
MARRIAGE IS A WALK THROUGH A MINE FIELD FILLED WITH POPPIES.
It surprises me that Heather compared herself to Kate McCann. Does she do much reading? The McCanns have been protected by the British press, to an extreme degree. Was Heather reading the Portuguese papers? Or maybe she just spotted the odd British article that repeated some Portuguese allegations?
She obviously knows VERY LITTLE about the McCann case. If she knew much at all, she would NEVER compare herself to Kate!!!! — even if the tabloids were blasting Kate too.
Not knowing anything about Heather, I read up on a little. One thing I noticed is that she is in effect THREATENING Paul, claiming that she “wants” to protect him, but has made arrangements that her information will be published if she is killed, and that she wants “her side of the story told”, etc. The implication is that she is ready to sling some mud, and that the death threats made against her are related to some things she knows about Paul.
Hmmmmm… I wonder if Kate and Gerry will soon wind up like this. In the unlikely case that Paul or Heather are reading this, I will give them some advice:
despite the fury of the British tabloids, no one really cares about your personal life. If you are NOT like Kate and Gerry, I would suggest you just make up and at least be friends again, for the benefit of your 3 year old child. Heather, stop demanding so much money, but Paul, go ahead and give her more than she deserves…
The more rancor that spills out in public, the worse you look as a couple. That’s what happened with Charles and Diana. How stupid did they both look flinging accusations around in public? Most people around the world thought they were both idiots.