Paul Burrell And Heather Mills Tour Of Duty
SAYS Justice Scott Baker of Princess Diana’s “rock” Paul Burrell: “It was blindingly obvious, wasn’t it, that the evidence that he gave in this court was not the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
“He had written books, one was into its second edition, and in a number of ways he had cashed in on his selfserved position as having been Diana’s rock. All in all, you may think Burrell’s behaviour has been pretty shabby.
“You may think that a thread running through his evidence was the impression that he thought he was giving and a consideration of the impact whatever he said might have on any of his future enterprises.
“I advise you to proceed with caution especially when and if you are left with the impression that he only told you what he wanted you to hear.”
The Mirror nots that the coroner is heard reminding the jury that the 49-year-old has been described as “quite a porous rock”, given the number of the princess’s secrets he has leaked.
Says the Sun: “Former flunky Paul Burrell was yesterday branded a shabby, bitter, money-grabbing liar by the Diana inquest coroner.”
“What now for Paul Burrell – a US tour with Heather Mills?” asks the Scotsman.
That’s an idea. The Sun says Lady Heather is set to return to court – to force the publication of papers which allegedly prove Sir Paul McCartney was a violent husband.
Says her lawyer David Rosen said: “She wants the public to have the full facts. She wants people to know she was a good mother and wife.”
But why not turn the Burrell-Mills show into a play, one in which Lady Heather can take on the part of Princess Diana and Burrell can wobble his head and be Paul McCartney?
It will be a sure-fire if only Mills an be persuaded to get into character by, say, adopting landmine charity, or playing the victim, and Burrell can turn himself into a living saint…
April 2nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Lie detector test for Paul Burrell?… Lie detector machine!… I wonder if these machines have got a jumped up self importance and sanctimonious character override system built in!.. Definitely needed!… Essential in this case!
April 2nd, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Shabby, bitter, money-grabbing liars seem to be grabbing the headlines. Might as well be a double act to minimize the crap we have to read.
The least Burrell could do is have a leg removed to even things up a little. They could both be in panto as a double act Long John Silver. Treasure and pieces of eight!
Patchy? Any relative?
April 2nd, 2008 at 8:22 pm
We tell the U.S that we are going to stand shoulder to shoulder with them but yet send over Paul Burrell, Heather Mills and Victoria Beckham there’s obviously a question of twisted morality here!
April 3rd, 2008 at 12:17 am
Did Paul Burrell have to go to UK to testify. Hasnat Khan didn’t did he. Wouldn’t be surprised if PB knows a lot more than he is willing to let on. probably wants to put it into another book. He and Heather would make a good pair though, come to think of it. Imagine a double book.