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The Ice Princess: Sarah Palin And Princess Diana Match Up
SARAH Palin is distantly related to the late Princess Diana, says the Daily Mail.
Palin and the sole inhabitant of the fabled Six Floor of Harvey Nichols are princess are tenth cousins.
Anorak suspected as much when Palin began to talk through her fringe and when confronted with tough question cocked her head and looked cute.
So how similar are they?
Sarah Palin
Age: 44
Languages: Language
Sport: Hunting
View: Can see Russia
Favourite Dish: Pig in lipstick
Weakness: Economic policy
Romance: On Her Todd
Princess Diana
Age: …shall not whither her
Languages: Pret a porter
Sport: Hunted
View: Can see Scotch Corner Wool House, half the bar at the Mandarin Oriental and the bathroom of Flat 3b, 132 Sloane Avenue
Favourite Dish: Queen of hearts
Weakness: Stairs
Romance: Never on her todd
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family, Sarah Palin | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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October 11th, 2008 at 12:06 am
we can expalin all of this when we consider their common ancestor
http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/aug2007/4/2/878A62AA-FA9F-8631-4C00551EA7A82923.jpg
October 11th, 2008 at 12:13 am
AAAAAAAAAAaRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGggggHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Anything but her…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:16 am
but, she’s lovely, is she not ?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Hideous to the nth degree; quite enough to put me off mascara for life…
October 11th, 2008 at 12:33 am
but that’s exactly where it works out chenier, sarah’s lipstick and diana’s eye make-up.
October 11th, 2008 at 12:43 am
I’m doing my best to ignore lipstick on a pig and daddy-long-legs false eyelashes, but you keep reminding me.
OK, that’s fair enough; the potential President of the United States needs to be carefully scrutinised.
Bugger that; can’t we just shoot her and get it over with?
October 11th, 2008 at 12:46 am
oh no. that’d be criminal, highly illegal and all that. unless we reclassify her as a moose of course.
October 11th, 2008 at 4:27 am
I always thought Sarah Palin looked like Sarah Ferguson, and she is related to Diana. The Americans loved Diana and this may be just what is needed, a like to Royalty, the make Sarah next President. No, not vice President, the big one.
October 11th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Just had a good look at the photos of Diana and Sarah, and they have the same sort of skin.