Barack Obama Will Die Like Princess Diana
BARACK is Princess Diana.
And you know what happened to her…
The ascension of Barack Obama has laid bare the stunning extent of our own softening, the distance we’ve traveled from the people we once were.
It’s the Barack Obama death cult…
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Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
Posted: 24th, October 2008 | In: Barack Obama, Barack Obama Death Cult, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
United In Grief: Jorg Haider And Princess Diana Were Two Of A Kind
SAYS Volkswagen spokesman Peter Thul on the death of Jorg Haider (aka Joerge Haider):
“Many things bring to mind Lady Diana’s death.”
First of all , she was a Princess - the Peoples’ Princess; a Princess of Hearts; Our Lady Of the Immaculate Handbag. Indeed, at the time of his car crash Haider was rumoured to be romancing a Muslim man in his thirties, the son of an immigrant shop worker.
Also:
- Haider was blonde and blue eyed
He adored dogs
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Posted: 18th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Sarah Palin At Princess Diana Crash Scene
SARAH Palin is related to Princess Diana. Will Diana endorse Palin and be the October Surprise? Will Diana forgive Palin for that fateful night; or will she thank her for making good her removal to the fabled Sixth Floor of Harvey Nichols?
Posted: 11th, October 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family, Sarah Palin | Comments (13) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Ice Princess: Sarah Palin And Princess Diana Match Up
SARAH Palin is distantly related to the late Princess Diana, says the Daily Mail.
Palin and the sole inhabitant of the fabled Six Floor of Harvey Nichols are princess are tenth cousins.
Anorak suspected as much when Palin began to talk through her fringe and when confronted with tough question cocked her head and looked cute.
So how similar are they?
Sarah Palin
Age: 44
Languages: Language
Sport: Hunting
View: Can see Russia
Favourite Dish: Pig in lipstick
Weakness: Economic policy
Romance: On Her Todd
Princess Diana
Age: …shall not whither her
Languages: Pret a porter
Sport: Hunted
View: Can see Scotch Corner Wool House, half the bar at the Mandarin Oriental and the bathroom of Flat 3b, 132 Sloane Avenue
Favourite Dish: Queen of hearts
Weakness: Stairs
Romance: Never on her todd
Posted: 10th, October 2008 | In: Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Race For The White House, Royal Family, Sarah Palin | Comments (9) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana’s Engagement Blouse And Wedding Knickers For Sale
PRINCESS Diana’s “engagement blouse” is to go under the hammer.
Not literally, although sending shards of the fabric to all corners of the world would surely be a gesture of great spiritual meaning. For such reasons, a miniature of the Diana wedding dress made from the greater wedding dress material is to also up for sale. More miniatures may be in the offing.
The Telegraph says the engagement blouse is being put up for sale by Elizabeth Emanuel, who tells us:
“It is sad, especially for me, but I don’t know what to do with them … There comes a point where it is so expensive to store.”
Yes, what with property prices so high in London, the space occupied by a blouse can go for as much £3million to £4million.
Posted: 30th, September 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comments (22) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana On A Horse And The Elephant In The Room
IT’S her. It’s Princess Diana on the front-page of the Express. Today Diana is wearing a pearl chocker, pearl earrings and a lilac collar.
This is Diana’s letter-writing outfit du jour. And the Express has peeked at her “revealing letters to nanny”.
“HOW DIANA CONFESSED IN LETTERS: WHEN I DANCE I LOOK LIKE AN ELEPHANT.”
Is that an elephant dancing, or just an elephant in a sequined dress and heels? And when did Diana see either vision, at a party, perhaps, for Prince Edward’s 21st?
Nanny is Mary Clarke, who is selling off her Diana Letters to the highest bidder. The letters are nothing short of sensational.
Posted: 23rd, September 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
PRINCESS Diana is looking better than ever, and is duly restored to her throne on the Express’s cover.
Radiant after the summer break (“Thanks, Maddie, for the time off” -Di), Diana is dressed in blue off-the-shoulder dress and pearl-drop earrings.
Diana’s car of death is for sale, or it could be, or not. The Express senses “fury”.
Posted: 8th, September 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana: Death Car For Sale
PRINCESS Diana is back. Not that she ever went away.
Today Sunday Telegraph readers can play a free DVD called: “The Queen – A Life in Film: The Diana Years.”
Scene 1: Look on as Her Majesty sits in her Fiat Uno and revs her engine in a rare show of guts and drive as Diana crosses the Palace courtyard with supreme elegance, refined poise and a cheeky smile.
And that is not all. The Mail has more sensation: “French owner of the Diana death crash car wants it back… to sell to Fayed.”
Posted: 7th, September 2008 | In: Photojournalism, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (12) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Jill Dando, Madeleine McCann, Barry George, Princess Diana And Tabloid Bingo
BARRY George, the oddball, has been cleared of murdering BBC presenter Jill Dando. The papers react:
DAILY EXPRESS: “£1M PAYOUT FOR MAN CLEARED OF KILLING JILL DANDO”
The 48-year-old convicted sex offender spent eight years behind bars and is likely to receive at least £500,000 compensation, plus a similar amount from a media bidding war for his story.
BBC: It’s £250,000.
DAILY MIRROR: Barry George in bid for £1million compensation after being cleared of Jill Dando’s murder
The money’s better in the Mirror:
George, 48, a loner with mental problems whose conviction for shooting dead Crimewatch presenter Jill was based on unreliable forensic evidence, was yesterday found not guilty after an Old Bailey retrial.
GLASGOW DAILY RECORD: “So Who Did Kill Jill?”
This from the Mirror in Scotland:
Posted: 2nd, August 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Madeleine McCann, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (51) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Paul Burrell: I Didn’t Shag Diana
FOLLOWING the book Paul Burrell: I Shagged Diana comes Paul Burrell: I Didn’t Shag Diana.
Says Burrell in the Star:
“Anyone who knows me, who knew the princess and understands the boundaries and decencies of royal service, as well as the integrity and trust which exist within our working relationship at Kensington Palace, will know just how fanciful, distasteful and malicious these claims truly are.”
Read Paul Burrell: My Integrity, Trust & Decency in paper back, hardback and bareback.
As Burrell brother-in-law Ron Cosgrove puts it:
Posted: 16th, June 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (14) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
S And M: Paul Burrell And Sex With Princess Diana
“PAUL BURRELL: ‘I HAD SEX WITH DIANA,” screams the News of the World’s front-page shocker. And we wonder if the Rock has sunk to a new low? Loyal servants pine for their lost masters but Diana is dead and this… This is sick.
This is the “sick boast exposed by his wife’s brother”, says the paper. Know that “disgraced royal butler Paul Burrell has plumbed shocking new depths of treachery, with vile boasts that he secretly BEDDED Princess Diana.”
Better in secret than atop of fourth plinth of Trafalgar square, so allowing Dian’s other sexual conquests to pass by and apprise the efforts in a live TV spectacular.
But still, it’s a shock that Burrell is a grave robber. How much worse can it get?
The slimy flunky bragged to his wife’s brother Ron Cosgrove that he was on call for sex 24/7. Ron told us: “Burrell said Diana was so demanding. And he told me he’d caught the Queen naked.”
Posted: 15th, June 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (20) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
The Sun Never Gets Its Celebrity: Mills, Winehouse And Burrell At Large
THE SUN never gets its man. It did once get the ARA General Belgrano and 323 lives, and it did “Wot won” an election for Margret Thatcher, but these days the paper misses its target with aplomb.
Take Amy Winehouse, the chanteuse the Sun grassed up to the cops for her apparent talcum powder inhaling. Winehouse remains at liberty, but the Sun says there’s a new video of the singer “taking drugs, having public sex with Blake, 26, and making racist chants”.
But no-one’s listening, not really, and were it not for our Celebrity Police Force’s (CPF) mission to be pictured with our celebs the Sun could be charged with wasting police time.
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And here’s Paul Burrell, another of the Sun’s designated villains. The paper had a video of Burrell “confessing he lied to the [Diana] inquest and wanted him prosecuted for perjury confessing he lied to the inquest.” It showed the tape to the CPF.
Posted: 9th, June 2008 | In: Amy Winehouse, Celebrities, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Rock Bottom: Celebrity Police Forget Paul Burrell
THE Sun’s plan to mend Brocken Britain by grassing up celebrities to the UK‘s Celebrity Police Force is floundering.
The grim news is that Paul Burrell will not be prosecuted for perjury despite confessing that he lied at Princess Diana’s inquest. And Burrell has every right to feel let down.
The Sun has a video of Burrell apparently admitting it all. And it handed the tape to the police in the approved manner. They viewed it, and thought that, all things considered, Burrell was not worth the effort.
That it should come to this for Burrell, now deemed less worthy of a date with the CPF than the woman who inherited Alma Colan’s hair. Pah! Even Peaches Geldof, Sir Bob’s brattish daughter, interests the police. But not Burrell.
Posted: 10th, May 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (11) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana Inquest Fact Of The Day
THE Princess Diana inquest cost us £13million, says the Star (12.5m echoes the Express) - or the price of twenty seven dresses, three winter getaways to the Mediterranean, two engagement rings and a new hair-do…
Posted: 16th, April 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Never Say Diana: Al Fayed Has Enough And Paul Burrell’s 10-Year Sentence
PRINCESS Diana is dead. That’s just one of the things the latest inquest into her death has established.
Now Mohammed Al Fayed speaks out. Again.
“Enough is enough,” he says.
It may even be too much for Paul Burrell, the Rock-like limpid the Mail says will face a police inquiry over allegations he committed perjury during the inquest.
The paper says: “If found guilty, he could face ten years in jail.”
But as Burrell would no doubt put it, what has the last decade without Diana been if not a life sentence?
Posted: 9th, April 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Princess Diana, The Prototype David Beckham: ‘It Was Murder’
IT’S 3873 AD (After Diana) and the papers carry news of the self-styled Princess of Hearts.
The Inquest into her death has closed. The ruling is that Princess Diana and Dodi Al Fayed were unlawfully killed due to the “gross negligence” of driver Henri Paul and the paparazzi. Diana was killed because she did not use her seatbelt.
The snappers are pictured on the Times’ cover page. They and Paul are the “usual suspects”.
The Telegraph leads with “Let that be the end, say Princes”. Readers learn that William and Harry “hope unlawful killing verdict will bring to a close speculation over mother’s death”.
“Now let her rest in peace,” says the Scotsman on its cover.
So that’s it, then. Goodbye Diana. You came. Your shook hands. You were blonde. You went on holiday. You were a prototype David Beckham.
But the Metro newspaper, one of London’s top hundred free daily newspapers, wonders: “Diana: The final verdict. Or is it?” There is the “threat of a legal challenge”.
Is there? Even the Express leads with “DIANA WAS KILLED UNLAWFULLY”, accepting that she was not murdered by a combination of Prince Philip, Chicago neo-Nazis and a flash photography.
‘It Was Murder’
A spokesman for Dodi Fayed’s father, Mohamed Al Fayed says: “We’re looking at all possibilities.” No, not that Dodi and Diana were killed by the Queen Mother and Mr 
Grassy Knoll. Well, not only that. Fayed in said to be investigating the possibility of pursuing a private prosecution against the paparazzi in the French courts.
The Times hears Mr Fayed’s statement: “The most important thing is that it’s murder.” The verdict was “unlawful killing”. But that’s not important. What is important is: “It has been a long fight to uncover the truth. I am not the only person who says they were murdered.”
Indeed not. There’s Keith Allen, father to one-hit wonder Lily Allen, who the Scotsman says has made a documentary about the inquest into the deaths of Diana and hopes it’s a hit at Cannes. He says: “To this day I absolutely believe that this wasn’t an accident. I just know.”
Posted: 8th, April 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Prince Harry, Prince William, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Paul Burrell And Heather Mills Tour Of Duty
SAYS Justice Scott Baker of Princess Diana’s “rock” Paul Burrell: “It was blindingly obvious, wasn’t it, that the evidence that he gave in this court was not the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.
“He had written books, one was into its second edition, and in a number of ways he had cashed in on his selfserved position as having been Diana’s rock. All in all, you may think Burrell’s behaviour has been pretty shabby.
“You may think that a thread running through his evidence was the impression that he thought he was giving and a consideration of the impact whatever he said might have on any of his future enterprises.
“I advise you to proceed with caution especially when and if you are left with the impression that he only told you what he wanted you to hear.”
The Mirror nots that the coroner is heard reminding the jury that the 49-year-old has been described as “quite a porous rock”, given the number of the princess’s secrets he has leaked.
Says the Sun: “Former flunky Paul Burrell was yesterday branded a shabby, bitter, money-grabbing liar by the Diana inquest coroner.”
“What now for Paul Burrell – a US tour with Heather Mills?” asks the Scotsman.
Posted: 2nd, April 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Celebrities, Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Scaling The Heights: When Carla Bruni And Prince Philip’s Eyes Met
NICOLAS Sarkozy is sharing the platform (heels) with Her Majesty, Prince Philip and Carla Bruni.
La Bruni is not with Phil but the Guardian’s front-page picture of her looking at the Queen’s consort, a smile playing across her lips, suggests she longs to be. While Philip smiles broadly, Carla’s eyes sparkle. Sarkozy is looking into the camera, a man unnerved.
The Telegraph’s snips Sarkozy away and features only Phil’s noble profile and Bruni’s gaze. “Britain is enchanted by Madame Sarkozy,” says the Express on its cover. And Madame Sarkozy is enchanted by a Briton.
On the Times’ cover, Bruni is with Her Majesty, who is talking and pointing something out. But Carla has only eyes for Liz, her head a whirl of what hold this woman has over Philip, and how it can be slackened.
As the paper’s headline says: “When the Queen met Madame le President”. It’s a Lloyd-George-knew-my-father moment.
Posted: 27th, March 2008 | In: Broadsheets, Politicians, Princess Diana Inquest, Queen Elizabeth and Phil, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
Paul Burrell Is Attached To An Icon
PAUL Burrell is the Rock, appearing in furniture shop in Memphis, Tennessee.
The Sun sees him. He sees the Sun: “This is what happens when you are attached to an icon. You get followed wherever you go and people take your picture. That’s why I’ve come to live in America — the greatest country in the world because that doesn’t happen in America.”
Britney Spears nods. The Paul Burrell revelations keep on coming.
Says Burrell: “I tell it as it is, I tell it straight — that’s who I am, I can’t change who I am. I tell it as it is and some people don’t like that but I am telling the truth, just the truth.”
If people don’t want to hear that the late Prince Margaret told him in confidence that he was the son she always wanted, and truly had, then so be it. If they don’t want to hear that the Queen Mother would blush at the mention of Omar Sharif and carry in her pocket a picture of Dodi Fayed, then that it is not his problem. And if he did look at Diana’s notebook and see that she had written his name ‘King Paul’ and encircled it in a crown, then the truth does out.
Posted: 13th, March 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
IN “Burrell: I Won’t Come Back To Face The Music”, Express readers get a new insight into Paul Burrell latest tome.
In this work, Paul Burrell “faces a police investigation into allegations of perjury”.
And: “Now he could become the subject of a Scotland Yard investigation when the inquest ends next month.”
“WILL DIANA’S ROCK END UP IN THE DOCK?” asks the Mirror. In Burrell: My Dock Hell you will learn that Burrell “faces arrest the next time he sets foot in Britain after refusing to return to be questioned about whether he lied at her inquest”.
Did Diana really listen to Terry Wogan in the morning? Did Diana once hide in a chest freezer for seven full minutes? Did Diana cough twice on June 15 1995 in a signal that only Burrell knew the meaning of? Now read on…
“WANTED,” says the Sun’s front page headline. “PAUL BURRELL aka ‘THE BOTTLER’.”
“He could now be extradited to face perjury charges.”
Read Burrell: Dark Forces in all papers…
Posted: 7th, March 2008 | In: Princess Diana Inquest, Royal Family, Tabloids | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0
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