Weekend picks: Haka beats Morris Dance, and other predictions

Anorak has looked in the office crystal ball. The horror! The horror!

ALL BLACKS over England - Martin Johnson’s boys will struggle to face the haka without running back to the dressing room and hiding in the showers, so we don’t give them much of a chance in the actual game. They may contain the Kiwis for half an hour, but by the end the scoreboard will make messy reading for all those Telegraph-reading investment bankers at Twickers. Shame.

MAN UTD over Man City - In which the richest - although not the best - club in Manchester meets the Premier League champions. Despite the health of their bank balance, City aren’t in Man Yoo’s league… yet. United to win 3-1.

CHELSEA over Arsenal - Monsieur Wenger’s season begins to slide down the toilet bowl. 1-0 to the home side.

Spurs draw with Everton - How exactly are Everton as high as seventh in the table? Mysterious, given that they seem to be having a poor season. That said, David Moyes’ cautious approach suits away fixtures, and Everton won at the Lane last season, so we tip them to snatch a useful point.

LIVERPOOL over West Ham - Won’t be pretty to watch, but the ‘Pool should manage a scruffy 1-0 win.

GAS HOB over electric hob - Every time.

Anorak

Posted: 29th, November 2008 | In: Sports Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink