Allen Standford In Hiding At Cricket County Championship Match
ALLEN Standford is missing.
The man who made a four into a ten and a six into a Home Run Smack Down! is missing.
The Texan billionaire who bankrolled the cricket fiasco in the Caribbean – the cricket fan who hates test cricket – is wanted in connection with an alleged £5.6billion fraud.
Allen Standford is not where the authorities thought he was. So he is “missing”.
A cricket fan on the run..?
Where to hide.
In the pavilion?
In the nets?
Behind the stumps – getting used to the view of life through bars?
No.
The place to hide where no-one will see you is in broad daylight, at the three-day country championship match between Worcester and Kent.
Don’t run, Allen Standford. Just sit. Cover your legs in a travel rug and sit.
Pass the sandwiches…
Posted: 19th, February 2009 | In: Sports Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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February 19th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Strange that this news should break the same day that Richie Benaud makes himself unavailable for comment