Simona Halep: Romanian Tennis Ace’s Picture Gallery
IN readiness for Wimbledon (that’s tennis, folks) Anorak introduces Simon Halep, the 17-year-old Romanian tennis ace who will be the tabloids’ new Anna Phwoar-nikova.
The pictures show a woman of rare talent and should bring the pages of Nuts magazine alive for the boys who pull the tarpaulin over the court when it rains…
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Posted: 30th, April 2009 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comments (10) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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June 25th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
jam jam
April 29th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Love
April 29th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Nice racque-ette.
April 28th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Let!
April 28th, 2009 at 3:34 pm
don’t worry Cheryl - Salma’s just not hairy enough to be of interest…..
April 28th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I’ve often wondered what is in the food today that young teens are built like her at 17 that wasn’t in our food when growing up.
Oh dear I hope Old Mr. Anorak hasn’t given the word to Young Mr. Anorak to replace our favourite daily pin-up girl Susan Boyle’s latest with Simona Halep’s pictures to follow her every inch of the way in her claim to fame in the tennis world!
April 28th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Can’t watch women’s tennis unless it’s with the sound turned down.(And on my own. With the curtains drawn. Ahem.) All that grunting and moaning and now the men seem to be doing it too! Like the bloke in my gym at work who picks up all the heavy weights, does one rep, and puts it back. The twat.
April 28th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
The saying used to be ‘all tits and arse’. Now it seems to be ‘tits and tennis racquets’ .
So easily pleased are the tabloids!
April 28th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Deuce!
April 28th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Phwoar-ty - Love