Global Warming Ruins Wimbledon
GLOBAL warming - or summer, as it used to be called - has ruined Wimbledon.
The abscence of Great British ballboys placing down copies of Nuts magazine to pull a tarpaulin sheet across Centre Court and a muted Cliff Richard - the acoustics with the roof shut are not nearly good enough for such a champion of the summer sport - plus the errie spectre of a British player proves that not all change is necessary.
Anorak recalls when tennis was a decent sport played by a decent sort.
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Posted: 3rd, July 2009 | In: Sports Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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July 3rd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
Murray, the Scot, is out
Schadenfreude anyone? Pints all round;)
July 3rd, 2009 at 9:27 pm
… and that seems to be just the women….?
..you’ve just got to hope you never end up in the hotel room next door….
July 3rd, 2009 at 3:25 pm
And when did they start making those loud moaning sounds when hitting the ball? “Ah!” “Uh!” Must have been late 70ies, right?
July 3rd, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Oh for the days when a simple handshake marked the end of a match. Now it’s full frontal hugs and lingering kisses with a visit from Mr Tongue, the tongue fairy.
And that’s just the men