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Epic photo: Liverpool’s Luis Suarez ponders where his next goal will be coming from

LIVERPOOL’ S  Luis Suarez ponders where his next goal will be coming from, writes Danny Baker:

luis suarez Epic photo: Liverpools Luis Suarez ponders where his next goal will be coming from

 

It is, of course, the late great Bernie Winters-Suarez.

 

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Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal ban BBC show for depicting Gooners as criminal half-wits

by all means arsenal Arsenal ban BBC show for depicting Gooners as criminal half wits

ARSENAL Football Club banned BBC police drama By All Means from using the club’s official kit after taking umbrage with the show for portraying their fans as half-witted, inept criminals.

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Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Arsenal to buy Pirlo, Reus, Michu, Schar, Draxler, Hernandez and Valdes, experts say

TRANSFER Balls: Over the summer transfer season, Arsenal reportedly bought 38 players. In the end, they bought three, and two of them were free. Now that the football season is underway the media experts are playing the same old game. Chuck enough names into the hat and one of them will be right, eventually. All these names are from the past 7 days:

Daily Star: “ARSENAL are weighing up whether to launch a big January bid for in-form Basel star Fabian Schar.”

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Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Bayern Munich sign Manchester United’s Robert Lewandowski, says the Sun

united bortmund Bayern Munich sign Manchester Uniteds Robert Lewandowski, says the Sun

SO. Borussia Dortmund striker Robert Lewandowski is not going to play for Manchester United. He confirmed that he is to join Bayern Munich at the end of the current season, also claiming that he will be signing a pre-contract agreement with Pep’s side in January just to nail his move down.

When asked directly by Sport1 reporters if he would be confirming his move to the Allianz Arena in January, Lewandowski replied: “Yes, because then I can officially sign the contract.”

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Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Female referee at kids football match reduced to tears by abusive parent

shelby davis Female referee at kids football match reduced to tears by abusive parentREFEREE Shelby Davis, 21, was forced to abandon the match when a spectator – father to one of the players-  shouted out:

“You should not be involved in football. Get your handbag and go home.”

The Echo reports that Davis was reduced to “floods of tears” at the comments made during an under-15s Hampshire cup match between Wyvern Youths and Pirelli Pirates Youth in Southampton.

Trouble flared when having allowed a goal, Davis reviewed her decision and disallowed it.

A spectator is quoted:

“It was the worst thing I have ever seen at a football match. The referee was in floods of tears, it was just awful and I hope I don’t ever witness something like that again.”

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Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Real Madrid ‘stole’ Spurs loving Gareth Bale from Manchester United

HOW’S Gareth Bale getting along since moving to Real Madrid from Spurs?

Well, Real’s president Florentino Perez says that he got Bale at a great price. Sure, it was €100m (£85.3m) but that’s a a steal. As he says:

“Bale has come cheaply. Signing the best players out there is Madrid’s philosophy and Bale was the best available player on the market this summer. We had been following him for two years. Tottenham did not want to sell. We learned that Manchester United had made an offer and we made one ourselves.”

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Posted: 25th, September 2013 | In: Money, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester City’s Jovetic checks to see if Gareth Bale is watching the Capital One Cup

PA 17717495 Manchester Citys Jovetic checks to see if Gareth Bale is watching the Capital One Cup

THE Capital One Cup is football’s afterthought. If it were a were a Royal it would be Prince Edward.

English football’s second oldest club knockout competition features understrength teams seeing which of their rising / falling stars can make a name for himself by being a) hilariously inept; b) brilliant; c) inept and brilliant in the same match.

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Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal: Nicklas Bendtner wears a My Little Pony on his head

SEEMINGLY on his way out of Arsenal, cocksure Dane Nicklas Bendtner arrived for training this morning looking like this:

bendtner Arsenal: Nicklas Bendtner wears a My Little Pony on his head

Bit Game of Thrones meets My Little Pony. But it’s been worse.

bendtner Arsenal: Nicklas Bendtner wears a My Little Pony on his head

 

 

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Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United fan serves up epic wedding toast after marrying into Manchester City supporting family (video)

HERE’S a little corker that’s doing the viral rounds today of a Manchester United-supporting groom, having set up what his wedding guests are expecting to be an emotional tribute to his late father, delivers a bloody brilliant swerve punchline, much to the delight (along with some good-natured booing) of the family full of Manchester  City fans he’d literally just married into…

The groom has since confirmed via his Twitter account that his brilliant bait-and-switch joke was indeed a tribute to his late dad, who himself was also a rabid United fan.

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Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Daily Mirror accuses Manchester United of playing like ‘powderpuff’ gays against Manchester City

PA 2003417 Daily Mirror accuses Manchester United of playing like powderpuff gays against Manchester City

DAILY Mirror betting tipster Derek McGovern can’t get enough of The Village People, the band that sang about sodomy in the showers:

September 14:

What I’m saying is that, with Thelikesof Basel and Otelul Galati joining United in the easiest group since The Village People, three clean sheets on the road for Fergie’s men is almost a done deal.

Easiest on the ear? On the clean sheets?

August 18, 2011:

A survey of people pulled over by the rozzers have found the three worst things to say are:

1. Aren’t you the guy from the Village People?

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Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal have £120m to spend on players, maybe

MUCH talks that Arsenal have more money to spend. But how much is it. No sooner has one transfer season ended than another begins:

Daily Mail: “Arsenal’s ability to make another signing of the class of Mesut Ozil was underlined after it emerged they are sitting on a whopping £120million kitty.”

The Sun: “ARSENAL boss Arsene Wenger still has about £50m available to spend despite the club record signing of Mesut Ozil.”

IBTimes: Arsenal have a £40m budget for new players.

Daily Express: “Arsenal will have roughly £30m kept aside in their transfer kitty, which will help fund moves for some of the Bundesliga’s star attractions.”

Daily Star: “Ozil set Arsenal back £42.5m but Arsene Wenger had a summer transfer kitty of £70m.” Leaving: 27.5m.

Such are the facts…

 

Posted: 24th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Liverpool: Rodgers says Suarez is ‘chomping at the bit’

suarez chomp Liverpool: Rodgers says Suarez is chomping at the bit

LIVERPOOL: Brendan Rodgers is talking about Luis Suarez, banned from football for biting an opponent:

“It has been a really difficult time for him not playing games. How he has prepared himself over the last number of weeks has been fantastic. He’s really chomping at the bit to help the team. Everyone knows the depth of his quality and his attitude. Once he gets back on the field again he will show what he has shown since he’s been here.”

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Posted: 23rd, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


The 18 most unforgettable team photos of all time

DAVID Cameron has played down rugby international Manu Tuilagi’s ‘bunny ears’ gesture as ‘a bit of fun’, and accepted an apology from the player after his impertinent gesture during the British Lions’ photo call at Downing Street.

Team1 The 18 most unforgettable team photos of all time

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Posted: 23rd, September 2013 | In: Key Posts, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Non-dom Daily Mail laments unpatriotic Manchester City and says Manchester United are as bad as England

PA 17683737 Non dom Daily Mail laments unpatriotic Manchester City and says Manchester United are as bad as England
NEIL Ashton writes in the Mail of Manchester City’s victory over Manchester United.

In years to come, the 166th Manchester derby could go down as the day English football died.

Why?

It’s by no means unique in this country, but City began this fixture without a single English outfield player. This was football at the highest level of the Barclays Premier League and the champions of England – with a core of six English players in the starting line-up – were picked off at will by overseas imports.

Good for City. Not so good for the England team.

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Posted: 23rd, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comments (7) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Views on Sunderland sacking Paolo Di Canio

di canio tattoo Views on Sunderland sacking Paolo Di Canio

SUNDERLAND have sacked Paolo Di Canio. He has not be hanged from a lamp post.

A few views:

@JacobSteinberg: “Bizarre from Sunderland. The hassle of hiring Di Canio, huge upheaval in the summer and sacked five games.”

The jigsaw man @Raymorrissey @MisterDiCanio: “deliberately got sent off yesterday! What an attention seeking tosser, get a grip paulo!”

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Posted: 22nd, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal: Ozil makes Koscielny levitate

MESMUT Ozil can do anything. In this snapshot taken at Arsenal’s home match against Stoke City, the German used mind power to make teammate Laurent Koscielny levitate.

Ozil Arsenal: Ozil makes Koscielny levitate

Spotter: Pies

Posted: 22nd, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In photos: Manchester City thrash Manchester United in the Premier League

MANCHESTER City have thrashed Manchester United in the Premier League. United manger David Moyes has the best part of six years of his contract to recover:

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Manchester City's Sergio Aguero celebrates scoring his side's first goal of the game

 

 

Posted: 22nd, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Football fans regret swearing on camera: 2 Gifs

EVER been picked out as a face in the crowd at a televised sporting event? Unless, you’re a WAG, a pneumatic blonde or dressed as Elvis with a Stag do crew, it’s unlikely. But not impossible. The trick when being spotted is to be captured looking your best. Try not to swear. You’ll only regret it:

fans Football fans regret swearing on camera: 2 Gifs

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Posted: 22nd, September 2013 | In: Gifs, Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal star Mesut Ozil stars in Ebru Polat’s snot ‘n’ tell

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THE Sun on Sunday (SoS) only serves to remind us how good the News of the World was at making a must-read scoop. The kiss ‘n’ tells have dried up like Cliff Richard’s grapes. Take today’s offering:

Mesut Ozil’s oozing conk made me say no to a bonk!

It’s a no-shag ‘n’ tell featuring Arsenal’s new superstar.

A STUNNING singer has told how she refused to have sex with Arsenal ace Mesut Ozil because he had a SNOTTY nose.

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Posted: 22nd, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Supporting Liverpool or Spurs makes you fatter than a Manchester United, Chelsea or Arsenal fan

DOES supporting Manchester United, Chelsea or Arsenal make you slimmer than supporting Liverpool or Spurs? A recent survey fond that Bassetlaw in Nottinghamshire has been named as the “fat capital of the UK”. The place has six times the national average of obesity-related hospital admissions.

Can that bulk be linked to support for the areas professional football clubs, Sheffield United, Sheffield Wednesday and Mansfield Town? When they fail to win, as they often do, do the fans eat more?

study makes a link between saturated fat consumption and your team’s results: fans eat 16 percent more fat after a defeat and nine perfect less after a win.

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Posted: 22nd, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Sunderland boss Paolo Di Canio makes his ridiculous hand gestures do the talking

FOLLOWING his side’s a 3-0 defeat at The Hawthorns, Sunderland manager Paolo Di Canio came out onto the pitch to “talk” with the traveling Sunderland fans. He stays well away from them, however, talking by waving his arms and pressing a finger to his chin. One fan in the crowd slips into Mediterranean-holiday-Brit-negotiating-with-local-taxi-driver mode and shrugs a bit. He does not itch beneath his nose and raise his arm to point at something ‘over there’. Had he have done so, what price Di Canio returning the gesture?

Di Canio then accepts some applause from fans who find him more entertaining than his team and swaggers off.

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Posted: 21st, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


In photo: double amputee Jumping Jim Simpson tackles the Spartan Super Race

FACE of the day: Double amputee soldier Lance Bombardier James Simpson tackles the Spartan Super Race at West Midlands Water Ski Centre, Warwickshire. Simpson lost his legs in Afghanistan. He was with the 5th Regiment, Royal Artillery when he stepped on an improvised explosive device in Helmand. That was in November 2009. Says James: “I’m doing it because I can.”

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Posted: 21st, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


David Cameron apologises for not supplying British Lions with a flaming and naked John Bercow

image1 David Cameron apologises for not supplying British Lions with a flaming and naked John Bercow

DAVID Cameron entertained the British and Irish Lions at Number 10.

Manu Tuilagi apologised after his ‘bunny ears’ prank on David Cameron
SkySports.

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Posted: 18th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man denies sex with sheep by Spurs training ground

IS nothing safe: volume 546c:

Highbury Corner magistrates’ calls Paul Lovel. It is alleged that he did try to perform a sexual act on a sheep and encourage it to perform one on him at a place close to Tottenham Hotspurs’ new training ground on Hotspur Way in Enfield.

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Posted: 18th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Manchester United: Moyes reveals new-feel team with same old faces

WHY didn’t Manchester United by a stella name this summer? The club’s only signing was Marouane Fellaini.

United’s director of communications Phil Townsend has written to the fans:

“The club has always backed the manager in the transfer market, as Sir Alex (Ferguson) has said on many occasions and it will continue to do so. The club has demonstrated its belief in, and commitment to, David Moyes through the award of a six-year contract. Allowing him to shape the future Manchester United team is a long-term project not an eight-week panic.”

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Posted: 18th, September 2013 | In: Sports | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0