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Spurs Balls: Yid Army soon to be owned by Jew-hating Qatar

Can it be that Spurs – home to the ‘Yid Army’ – are to be owned by the Qatari government in a £1billion takeover?

The Sun reports:

The Arabian nation’s sports minister Salah bin Ghanem bin Nasser al-Ali says they want a Premier League club as the Gulf state’s next sporting investment.

But Spurs… The Yids?

Al-Ani promised any takeover would include pumping in the kind of money that helped them transform Paris Saint-Germain from chronic under-achievers to French champions and an emerging European giant.

Nice idea. Problem is that PSG play in a one-team league. The Premier League is a bit trickier.

And with Tottenham owner Joe Lewis ready to talk business if a buyer meets his asking price, the North London side could be the next under foreign ownership.

Al-Ani said: “Of course Qatar wants to own a Premier League club. One hundred per cent. Here in Qatar we are very, very good in taking something and really transforming it into something very, very good. Even if it’s good we take it to another ste.”…

Al-Ani hinted they are looking at clubs ripe for plucking — and Spurs would head that list, especially with a new 56,000- capacity stadium coming.

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Posted: 17th, December 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Pitch Invaders: Funny or nah?

IT has been revealed that the three people who disrupted Tottenham Hotspurs’ Europa League match with Partizan Belgrade were internet japesters who are well known for their pranks.

The three are part of a gaggle of gagsters called TrollStation, who in the past, have faked kidnappings and turned Tube trains into ad-hoc stripclubs. Imagine Jackass, without the Skateboards and you’re halfway there.

Alas, the three men are still in police custody after being arrested following their on-pitch antics.

Here’s some footage.

As you can see, some of the invasions were for a decent amount of time, as the blokes had time to take some selfies while darting around the players.

Each of the jokers wore shirts that said BassBuds on them, which is the company that make Spurs branded headphones. They weren’t impressed, saying: “We are appalled that the game was interrupted in this manner. We do not condone the interruption of any sporting fixture in this way.” Spurs were less impressed and cut all ties with BassBuds.

Here’s some more footage.

TrollStation themselves managed to upload a video of their antics (which you can see below), where the invaders state: “Today we’re going to see who lasts longer on the pitch.”

It seems, despite the arrests, they’re planning another gag too, with a tweet suggesting: “The questions is Emirates Stadium or Stamford Bridge?”

Thing is, while it is annoying that a football match should be broken up and disjointed in this way, surely the staid, rarified air of professional football should be broken up now and then with… well… some piss-taking.

No-one was hurt (apart from BassBuds accountancy sheets) and Spurs won the match? Surely we should all just laugh at this and the lads who got on the pitch should get nothing more than a fine?

Posted: 29th, November 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comments (2) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Which Player Is Heading To Arsenal, Manchester United, West Ham, Swansea, Everton, Hull And Spurs?

TRANSFER Balls: Marseilles striker Andre Ayew has uttred not word on moving to the Premier League. But that hasn’t stopped the media from speculating:

Daily Express, November 13: “Andre Ayew could join Arsenal, Liverpool or Manchester United for just £1.5m in January”

SpyGhana, November 5: “West Ham looks to sign Andre Ayew”

Liverpool Echo, November 3 2014: “Everton FC transfer gossip: Blues eye Ayew January swoop”

Hull Daily Mail, October 20: “Hull City face competition to bring in the forward during the January transfer window.”

The Sun, October 19: “Liverpool, Everton, Swansea, Hull and West Ham are all keen and are watching developments.”

Daily Express, October 14: “Arsenal, Liverpool, Man Utd and Spurs handed January BOOST with Andre Ayew set for exit”

Daily Star, October 14: “Arsenal, Liverpool, Newcastle, Manchester United and Spurs target Andre Ayew set for January switch”

In other news, Andre Ayew is going to Napoli

Posted: 13th, November 2014 | In: Arsenal, Liverpool, manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal Thrash Spurs But Chelsea Not Manchester United Win The Football Map Of London

IN London: The Information Capital by James Cheshire and Oliver Uberti, the academics plotted London’s football clubs by popularity on Twitter for the 2013/14 season.

Each square represents 500m x 500m – and its colour indicates the football club with the most-tweeted hashtag in that area.

 

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Posted: 12th, November 2014 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: Useless Adebayor And Weak Pochettino Make One Man Dream Of ‘Man’s Man’ Tim Sherwood

SPURS Balls: The Daily Mail’s Neil Ashton has been talking about Adebayor:

November 5, 2014:

At White Hart Lane on Sunday, Mauricio Pochettino has to make the biggest decision of his short career as head coach of Tottenham: Emmanuel Adebayor cannot play. The striker’s lack of commitment at Villa Park last Sunday, when he was dragged off after 58 minutes, was not just an affront to his team-mates, it was an insult to the sport itself. For Pochettino to make his mark at Spurs, to show the players that he really is the boss, Adebayor cannot be in that team to face Stoke City.

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Posted: 5th, November 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Spurs Sell Lloris To Real Madrid But Barcelona Already Bought Him

TRANSFER Balls: Is Spurs ‘keeper Hugo Lloris on his way to Real Madrid? The Daily Express has an “Exclusive” that says he is…maybe:

EXCLUSIVE: Real Madrid prepare a MEGA £20m bid for Tottenham keeper Hugo Lloris

REAL MADRID are ready to launch a £20million January move for Tottenham goalkeeper Hugo Lloris.

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Posted: 1st, November 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: Erik Lamela Wonder Strike Makes Pochettino Think Of Bed

 

SPURS Balls: Last night on the Europa League, Erik Lamela gave us all reason to regret not tuning in when he scored a sublime goal. What would have been Tottenham’s routine 5-1 win over Greek side Asteras (it Tripolis (it says her) was burnished with Lamela’s stupendous ‘rabona’-style strike from 20 yards.

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Posted: 24th, October 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Arsenal Mascot Podolski Signs For Spurs Again

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TRANSFER Balls: Is Arsenal’s Lukas Podolski leaving the Gunners to play for…Spurs? Well, ITV had news.

Podolski set to join Arsenal’s fierce rivals Spurs in £10m deal

Is he?

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Posted: 21st, October 2014 | In: Arsenal, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: Harry Redknapp Almost Signed Viera And Luis Suarez, Says Harry Redknapp

QPR manager Harry Redknapp  has his latest book serialised in the Daily Mail.

Having talked utter balls about racism and Manchester City, the media’s favourite man on the inside explains who he signed Luis Suarez for Tottenham Hotspur from Ajax in 2011. Oh, no. Sorry. How he nearly signed Luis Suarez for Spurs had Liverpool not signed the brilliant Uruguayan.

“Despite all that has happened in his career since, one of the biggest regrets of my life in management is not taking Luis Suarez to Tottenham when we had the chance.”

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Posted: 9th, October 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Arsenal v Spurs Balls: The Sun Puts Words In Wenger’s Mouth

THE Sun loves to turn football into a war. In readiness for Arsenal’s Premier League match with local London rivals Spurs, the paper thunders:

Wenger in Tottenham taunt ahead of North London derby

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Posted: 26th, September 2014 | In: Arsenal, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Fans Attack Manchester United In The Saddest Way Imaginable

IN football, you define yourself by your rivals. And Spurs – who last won the league title in 1961 – have decided that the team they can rib and goad is Manchester United, who have won the league title in colour.

This T-shirt was spotted for sale outside White Hart Lane tonight, where Spurs were playing Nottingham Forest (league winners: 1977).

 

 

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The TV show being lampooned by Wayne Rooney, Angel Dia Maria and Louis Van Gaal (two players who would walk into the Spurs side and a manager who declined the offer to manage Spurs) is Only Fools And Horses, which after peaking in the early 1980s, dribbled on until it excited only as a nostalgic tick, a Christmas treat right up there with adverts for Iceland’s frozen squirrels.

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Posted: 24th, September 2014 | In: manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comments (3) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: Partizan Belgrade Fans Call Jews Fools And State A Desire For Homosexual Sex with Horses

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AT the Europa League Partizan Belgrade v Spurs match, the home fans added a bit of homemade art to the local colour. The message on the banner declared, somewhat crytically:

 “Only Jews And Pussies”

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Posted: 19th, September 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Arsenal Sign Swansea’s Wilfried Bony For Less Than Spurs And Liverpool Bought Him For

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TRANSFER Balls: The Daily Express reveals that Liverpool, Arsenal and Tottenham are in for “£19m target Wilfried Bony”. The headline ends a little esoterically: “CONFIRMS interest.”

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Posted: 17th, September 2014 | In: Arsenal, Liverpool, Sports, Spurs | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Manchester City Target Spurs Striker Jay Rodriguez

TRANSFER Balls: A look at football reporting. Is Jay Rodriguez heading from Southampton to Spurs or Manchester City?

The Sun on Sunday reports that Manchester City will battle Spurs to to sign Southampton’s Jay Rodriguez, 25.

Back on July, the BBC’S Ben Smith said Spurs had agreed to buy Rodriguez. Well, so he had “understood”:

 

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The Guardian also “understood” things:

…it is understood personal terms have already been agreed in principle for a move to White Hart Lane.

Such are the facts…

 

 

 

Posted: 7th, September 2014 | In: Manchester City, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: You’ll Never Believe Who Arsenal, Spurs, Liverpool, Chelsea, Yeovil And Manchester United Didn’t Bid For

TRANSFER Balls: Did Arsenal, Manchester City, Manchester United, Chelsea, Liverpool, Spurs or Yeovil (did we leave any out?) bid for Dutch striker Klaas-Jan Huntelaar? The Daily Express has a scoop:

 No Arsenal, Liverpool or Tottenham bid for Klaas-Jan Huntelaar.

Yes. The Express saays that no club bid for Huntelaar. Yeah, not even Bounemouth made a cheeky bid.

Ben Jefferson spells out the facts:

 

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This is the same Ben Jefferson who told Express readers that Liverpool and Araenal were going to war for the Dutchman:

 

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Posted: 5th, September 2014 | In: Arsenal, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Manchester United Sell Danny Welbeck To Arsenal But He Wanted Spurs

TRANSFER Balls: Is Manchester United and England’s Danny Welbeck on his way to Arsenal? Or is he on his way to Spurs? Let’s see what the media experts have been saying:

 

The Guardian says it’s Spurs!

 

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The Guardian says it’s Everton!

 

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Ian Herbert says it’s Arsenal for Welbeck!

 

 

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The Mirror says it’s Spurs!

 

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The Independent says it’s Arsenal!

 

 

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The Mail says it’s Spurs!

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Metro says it’s Arsenal!

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The Evening Standard says it’s Spurs!

 

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The Mail says it’s Arsenal!

 

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Such are the facts…

Posted: 1st, September 2014 | In: Arsenal, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Arsenal And Spurs Battle It Out For The Player Neither Wanted

TRANSFER Balls: A look at football rumours being passed off as fact by the mainstream press. Let’s look at how much Arsenal and Spurs want the titchy Brazilian called Bernard.

The Daily Express has news:

Arsenal and Tottenham on alert with Brazilian starlet Bernard set for loan move

Ben Jefferson adds:

ARSENAL and Tottenham are on alert after Shaktar Donetsk revealed plans to try and send Bernard out on loan this season.

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Posted: 18th, August 2014 | In: Arsenal, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


World Cup Balls: Spurs Makeweight Andros Townsend Gives Arsenal And England Fans A Good Laugh

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WORLD Cup Balls presents the wisdom of Spurs’ player Andros Townsend, now ‘writing’ for the Sun:

MISSING out on a World Cup is the most devastating thing in football. And it is good news that Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain should only sit out the opener against Italy.

As there is nothing more painful in the game than getting sidelined for the world’s biggest tournament.

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Posted: 6th, June 2014 | In: Arsenal, Sports, Spurs, World Cup Watch | Comments (6) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Remy Joins Hulk At Arsenal As Chelsea And Spurs Twiddle Their Thumbs

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TRANSFER Balls: Is Loic Remy still a QPR player?

On May 31, the Daily Star said he’s moved on:

Arsenal agree personal terms with QPR striker Loic Remy

On June 3, the IBTimes, said Remy was still at QPR. He was just part of a list of maybes on their way to the Gunners:

Loic Remy, Antoine Griezmann, Carlos Vela, Mari Mandzukic and Karim Benzema all heavily linked.

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Posted: 5th, June 2014 | In: Arsenal, Chelsea, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: West Ham United Celebrate Doing The Treble In Embarrassing Fashion

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WEST Ham United fans are celebrating The Treble with an official t-shirt. It turns out that season 2013-14 was a stella year for the club.

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Posted: 2nd, June 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comments (5) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: Mauricio Pochettino Totally Looks Like This Naked Male Model

BEST of luck luck Mauricio Pochettino, new manager of Tottenham Hotspur. As Danny Kelly advises, “If Daniel Levy drives you mad, you can always go back to the modelling!”

 

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Posted: 27th, May 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Arsenal, Spurs And Everton Are All Favourites To Sign James Milner

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SO. How are Arsenal going to kick on from FA Cup glory? The Telegraph and Mail says the Gunners have £100m to invest in new players.  And the Times identifies the first name though the door. It’s…  Manchester City’s James Milner.

The Times says the Gunners are to offer around £10m for the blond Ray Parlour.

The Guardian says this is true:

Arsenal lead race as James Milner tells Manchester City he wants to leave

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Posted: 19th, May 2014 | In: Arsenal, Manchester City, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Transfer Balls: Adam Lallana Leaves Manchester United For Liverpool

IS Adam Lallana staying at Southampton? Let’s see what the experts are saying?

The Sun has an “exclusive”:

Kop in £20m bid for Lallana

The Liverpool fans in their famous stand have raised millions to buy the player? No. The story is:

LIVERPOOL have made a £20million swoop for Southampton midfielder Adam Lallana.

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Posted: 9th, May 2014 | In: Liverpool, manchester united, Sports, Spurs | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: Bring Back AVB All If Forgiven – And Tim Sherwood Is A Shoo-In For The England Job

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HOW they cheered when Tim Sherwood replaced Andrew Villas-Boas as Spurs manager. Tim was a “man’s man”. Tim would get Spurs into a brilliant fifth.

And then it came to pass that Tim proved himself to be not all that good. In fact, he is worse then AVB.

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Posted: 3rd, May 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comments (4) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Spurs Balls: Hoddle, Sherwood And De Boer Miss Out As Louis van Gaal Gets Manger’s Job (Say Experts)

WHO will be the next manager at Tottenham Hotspur? The current incumbent is Tim Sherwood. He feels unsettled:

“Every Press conference I do it’s ‘this manager’s coming in… Van Gaal, then Hoddle, this one and that one. Some of these managers are actually touting themselves for my job and I don’t think that’s right. If anyone asks me about another job I just tell them they’ve got a manager. Until they haven’t got a manager and I haven’t got a job, say nothing.”

Anyone think Sherwood will retire gracefully back  to his former job as reserve team coach?

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Posted: 30th, April 2014 | In: Sports, Spurs | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


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