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Lenin’s corpse is 145 years young thanks to paraffin, glycerin and carotene

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Anyone keen to have their beloved leader preserved as a relic, should know that the bodies of Vladimir Lenin, Ho Chi Minh, Kim Il-sung and Kim Jong-il are waxed and dipped in aspic by the “Mausoleum group.” Scienific American reviews their work:

To maintain the precise condition of Lenin’s body, the staff must perform regular maintenance on the corpse and sometimes even replace parts with an excruciating attention to detail. Artificial eyelashes have taken the place of Lenin’s original eyelashes, which were damaged during the initial embalming procedures. The lab had to deal with mold and wrinkles on certain parts of Lenin’s body, especially in the early years. Researchers developed artificial skin patches when a piece of skin on Lenin’s foot went missing in 1945. They resculpted Lenin’s nose, face and other parts of the body to restore them to their original feel and appearance. A moldable material made of paraffin, glycerin and carotene has replaced much of the skin fat to maintain the original “landscape” of the skin.

Come the Revolution, you can eat him…

More here.

Spotter: BB

Posted: 4th, May 2015 | In: Politicians, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man given 15 years for having sex with a cow he seduced with magic leaves

sex cowIs Nothing Safe? In Zambia, a man has been sentenced to 15 years prison for having sex with a cow. The details in the Zambia Daily Mail’s report are crucial:

A PEASANT farmer of Chimula village in Mbala district has been sentenced to 15 years simple imprisonment by the Kasama High Court for having sex with his brother’s cow.

Ndola High Court judge Charles Chanda, sitting in Kasama last Monday, imposed the sentence on Wegress Simpanzye, 73, after corroborating evidence adduced to the court by the prosecution and the witnesses.

During trial, Gerald Simpanzye told the court that on the material day in the morning, he took the cattle for grazing in one of the fields but later went to another field to harvest maize. Mr Simpanzye testified that as he was returning to where he had left the cattle grazing, he saw the convict standing on a log and having sex with one of the cows.

When he asked the convict what he was doing with the animal, he apologised and offered to give the witness K500 and a cow as compensation. But Mr Simpanzye reported the matter to his brother Richard, who is the owner of the animal, who later reported the matter to the police.

Police then advised the complainant to take the convict and the cow to the veterinary department, where the animal was examined and semen was discovered in the cow’s genitalia.

The court also heard that the convict must have used charms on the animal as he was found with leaves in one of the pockets of his pair of trousers and that when the leaves were taken away from him, the molested cow became violent…

In defence, the convict attributed his actions to demonic attacks, which he had been suffering from since 1972.

Is nothing safe..?

 

Posted: 4th, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Another WTF Japanese game show – Spread Your Legs

Japanese game show of the day is the one where young women dressed in early 20th Century children’s fashions see who can spread their legs the widest. The winner is the contestant with the smile as wide as their gait:

 

 

Posted: 1st, May 2015 | In: Strange But True, TV & Radio | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Wanted man arrested after ‘liking’ his own wanted poster on Facebook

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Much as we like the idea that villains are master crimianls who stay one step ahead of the rules and bend technology to their aims, the reality is that many criminals are idiots.

Meet Levi Charles Reardon, a 23-year-old Montana man. Police were hunting Reardon in connection with an alleged forgery. Where was he? Well, he would soon let police know. Reardon logged onto the Cascade County Crimestoppers’ Facebook page, found his own wanted poster and “liked” it.

With his location ascertained, police soon picked him up.

And how was your day?

Spotter: NY Daily News

Posted: 1st, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Naked women broke into stranger’s house and asked homeowner: ‘Am I Pretty?’ (photos)

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Intruder of the Day is Makena Marie Haydon. The Arizona Daily Sun 20-year-old Makena broke into a stranger’s house. She then removed all her clothes and bounced up and down on his bed.

According to the police report, the victim called police around 4 p.m. Friday after a young woman he did not know ran into his apartment when someone there opened the door. The suspect ran into a bedroom, started jumping on the bed, took off all her clothes, started shouting “am I pretty?” and refused to leave.

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Posted: 1st, May 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Is Nothing Safe? Goat in court to see her rapist jailed

To Kenya, where a man is forced to confront the goat he raped in court before getting 10 years in prison.

 

Spotter: b3ta

Posted: 30th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch Sufi holy men pop out their eyeballs on knives (video)

To the Urs Festival in Rajasthan, India, where Sufi Muslim holy men are showing their love for God by sticking knives into their eyes. The men are devotees of Sufi saint Moinuddin Chishti.

It’s what he would have wanted…

 

Spotter: Metro

Posted: 30th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Dungeons and Dragons players are possessed by the Devil (video)

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Dungeons and Dragons is a gateway to hell. So says Baptist pastor Win Worley.

 


Spotter: christiannightmares.tumblr.com, Boing Boing

Posted: 30th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Obituary of the day: Stella is survived by a ‘shitload’ of grandchildren

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The obituary notice for Dorothy A. “Stella” Scrobola tells of a “unique, caring individual who touched the lives of all who knew her.” Stella is mourned and celebrated by her six children and many, many grandchildren:

 

obituary shitload

 

Spotter: Reddit

Posted: 30th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Nothing says RIP than putting your dead lover’s ashes inside a glass dildo

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Last of the red-hot lovers

 

Good news, deadsters. You can carry on shagging after you’ve stopped breathing. Mark Sturkenboom’s “21 grams memory box” has a box for the widow or widower in need of company. It contains: a diffuser for the deceased’s perfume, an iPod dock to play “your” songs, a necklace on which to keep the key and an urn shaped like a dildo ready on contain 21 grammes of the dead lover’s red-hot ashes.

Says Mark:

“I sometimes help an elderly lady with her groceries and she has an urn standing near the window with the remains of her husband. She always speaks with so much love about him but the jar he was in didn’t reflect that at all.”

So…

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Posted: 27th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Famer ordered to take take down his pornographic hay bales (photo)

Aussie farmer Bruce Cook has been threatened with “publishing pornographic images”.  Will he remove the offended hay bales?

“I couldn’t believe it. How could anyone be offended by something that happens out in the paddocks for real every day of the week?

“It’s just nature,” Mr Cook told The Weekly Times…

“I told the copper to p. s off.

“They have picked on the wrong person. I don’t care what they threaten me with. The sculpture stays,” he said.

 

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You just know there is peer group for this kink…

 

Posted: 27th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment (1) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Mug Shot of the day: the Washington eyebrow lady

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Mug Shot of the Day comes to us via Police in Washougal, Washington, who arrested 36-year-old Marsha Santoro.

The story is:

At around 6pm on Friday, police said Santoro was driving when a child riding a Big Wheel rolled out of a driveway and Santoro hit the child. Witnesses told officers Santoro attempted to drive away, but when that didn’t work she got out of her Ford F-150 pickup and walked off, according to police. Police said a K-9 unit tracked Santoro to the hole that she was hiding in.

She faces a raft of eyebrow-raising charges…

Posted: 27th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch how a trapped snaked thanks its rescuers

This video of a trapped snake being cut has a great ending. But it’s not what you think:

Spotter: B3ta

Posted: 26th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


450 kg man moved to new nursing home by crane and flatbed truck (video)

A man weighing more than 1,000 lbs (450 kg, 71.5 stones) was placed inside a cargo container, then lifted by a crane, before being loaded onto a flatbed truck and taken from Providence in Rhode Island to his new home in Cranston last Sunday .

Brian Butler need to move when notice was served on his Providence, Rhode Island, nursing home. Problem is that Mr Butler tips the scales at 1,000 lbs (450 kg, 71.5 stones). Moving isn’t easy. So. He was placed inside a cargo container, lifted by a crane and loaded onto a flatbed truck. He was then driven to his new home.

Posted: 26th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Cocaine trafficker escapes by giving his GPS monitor to a cat

Uses for cats No. 2: mobile getaway device.

Mexican national Diego Martinez-Espinoza was under house arrest in Chesterfield, Virginia, for drugs trafficking. His trial is scheduled for May 6. But he won’t be there. WTKR says that the suspect foxed police by removing his GPS ankle bracelet and attaching it to a cat.

When police went to to see why Espinoza hadn’t responded to their calls to check into the station – the device beeps and beeps until the perp complies – he wasn’t there. But the cat was. And what it made of a cheeping noise following it rond the room is anyone’s guess.

More uses for cats when we find them…

Spotter: Daily Dot

Posted: 25th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Florida teen will not be arrested for ‘date raping’ a snake that bit his face

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Florida has long history of snake-human interaction. Usually its handling snakes to prove the existence of God’s love. But for 18-year-old Austin Hatfield, it’s all about the kissing.

Hatfield’s designated love interest was a water moccasin. To get it in the mood for smooching, Hatfield kept the creature in his pillowcase on his bed for many days and nights.

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Posted: 23rd, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Diner finds used sink plug in her Hog’s Breath salad

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Things Found In Food spots a sink plug in a salad.

The diner at Brisbane, Australia’s Hog’s Breath Cafe got an old plug in her salad. You have to wonder what vegetable the chef thinks the plug resembles?

The eatery’s ggeneral manager Ross Worth offers up an explanation:

“Food hygiene is a top priority for the company. The plug came from a sanitised ice food bath that was designated for fresh produce such as lettuce and tomatoes to be washed in. On that day the staff members have pulled fresh produce out of the bath and accidently pulled the plug with it. The business owner has re-trained his staff on the right processes to make sure this doesn’t ever happen again. As for the customer’s complint that kitchen staff thought it was funny I can’t comment if they were laughing – I would guess not.It’s not a laughing matter, and I’d like to think they wouldn’t laugh.”

Conclusion: don’t order the mushrooms.

Posted: 23rd, April 2015 | In: Strange But True, The Consumer | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Modern sex: long lost brother and sister meet on Tinder

Tinder sex brother and sister

After 16 years apart a brother and sister have been reunited on Tinder, the dating app. He looked at her. She looked at him. Thoughts turned to sex. Then they discovered they were siblings. But this isn’t Motherwell, so nothing sexual happened.

Via Mic reports:

De Vries, now 24, eventually moved back to the Netherlands for school, and in March, like any other young adult, joined Tinder and started swiping.

“The first time I swiped her profile I had absolutely no idea… To be honest, it hasn’t been on my mind in the past few years after Maarten, my brother, and I finished a failed search for Josephine a few years ago.”

And yet he happened to swipe right, assuming Egberts was just a nice stranger. So de Vries started talking to her like anyone else. “In our first conversation I was actually flirting with her so the conversation was very superficial,” he said.

And then…

“In our next conversation, I started to get some clues and figured she might actually be my sister. This kind of shocked me, so I decided not to contact her for a few days.”

But after the shock and physical attraction had been given time to cool off, they have met.

Meanwhile…in Motherwell

Posted: 22nd, April 2015 | In: News, Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Tamworth boy gets stuck inside Minion machine

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When Henry Howes failed to grab the Minion’s head with a metal claw, he was disapointed. Henry reached inside the hatch in a bid to grab a Despicable Me toy. He then slid all the way inside.

Helpfully, somsone took a photo of Henry.

 

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The chance to Grab A Live Child for £1 at the Snowdome in Tamworth, Staffs, would undoubtedly appeal to 1970s BBC Radio DJs, but in today’s age it’s frowned upon.
Henry was eventually spared a life as an ornament when staff freed him.

Posted: 21st, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Watch what happens when you attack a pregnant wolf spider with a broom

Anorak has one way of dealing with spider in the home: I leave the room and never return until a woman (it has to be woman – like ISIS nutjobs, spiders are terrified of women). But Danny Ford of Hallett Cove, South Australia, reaches for the household implements. When he spotted a venomous wolf spider in his home he went for the broom.

He hit it. And then it happened…

 


You can try to kill all the little pieces  – before they try to kill you…

 

Spotter: Metro

Posted: 20th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Woman in court after partner slept with prostitute who is also her son’s girlfriend

Carol Bulut, 56, is in the dock  at Aberdeen Sheriff Court. She admits sending a message that was offensive or of an indecent, obscene or menacing character. She said she would smash her partner’s windows.

Not nice. But can we sympathise with her?

Mrs Bulut had been with her partner for 23 years. Their life together has produced four children. Defence agent Alex Burn tells us:

“Her son received a phone call from his partner, who is a prostitute. The girlfriend says ‘I have just got £100 from a punter’ and that she is having a Chinese.”

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Posted: 20th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


German dentist removed all man’s teeth to cure erectile dysfunction

German teeth Alex removed erection

 

To Germany where a local dentist must pay 20,000 euros in compensation to the man who came to him seeking help for erectile dysfunction and schizophrenia.

Alex S said his teeth were “destroying the energy flows in his body”. The dentist didn’t question Alex’s mental capacity to self-diagnose. He just set about removing all 19 of Alex’s teeth. He then charged Alex 50,000 euros.

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Posted: 20th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Wootton Bassett man accidentally sent girlfriend video of him having sex with their dog

David Buchanan, 34, of Royal Wootton Bassett, England, was watching porn at home. His mind wondered: what would it be like to have sex with a dog? So. He tried it out with the nearest dog he could get, a 10-month-old Rhodesian Ridgeback. And he recorded it. He then accidentally sent the footage to his girlfriend because the device he was on was linked to her cloud account.

She called the police.

In court, Buchanan pleased guilty to sexual assault. He is now on the sex offenders’ register for seven years and embarking on 50 days of rehabilitation.

 

Spotter: Daily Dot

Posted: 17th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True, Technology | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Japan’s Megumi Igarashi arrested for making a boat in the shape of her vagina

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Megumi Igarashi is in trouble for making a large scale “pussy boat” based on 3D scans of her own vulva. Igarashi, known in Japan’s art circles as “Rokudenashiko” (“good-for-nothing girl”) has been arrested for emailing data from her 3D genital-scan.

It turns out in Japan depictions of genitalia are banned by a 1951 Supreme Court decree that forbids anything that “stimulates desire and violates an ordinary person’s sense of sexual shame and morality.”

You know, like the game show for tossers, Manga comics, him and this brothel.

If Igarashi’s Junk doesn’t float your boat you can take home replicas of her vulva is jewelry form.

 

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News just in: Igarashi is free. But she’ll back in the dry dock on Tuesday. She faces up to two years in prison or a fine of up to 2.5 million yen ($24,500). 

She says:

“The fact that I was arrested for this at all shows that Japan is still very backwards about women’s sexual expression, that it is not acknowledged at all except as something for men’s pleasure. There’s huge resistance to women using their body to express themselves. The fact that I was arrested for this is just strange…. I don’t believe my vagina is anything obscene. I was determined I would never yield to police power.”

Feel free to put your oar in (but watch out for splinters)…

Spotter: The Independent

Posted: 17th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0


Man expecting birthday BJ gets unexpected waxing from pranking girlfriend

ViralBrothers

 

In the Czech Republic Erik Meldik is one half of the pranking ViralBrothers. One laugh feartured Meldik telling his girlfriend, Dominika Petrinova, she had accidentally put her pet dog in a washing machine. Dominika was extremely upset. And when she’d calmed down she plotted her revenge.

On his birthday, Dominika walked a naked and blindfolded Erik from the shower. In the lounge, she sat his naked rear on a chair on which she’d stuck waxing strips. Erik, doubtless expecting a birthday BJ or some other sex-driven thrill, was stuck.

As she struggles. She titters.

 


Spotter: Daily Mirror

 

Posted: 17th, April 2015 | In: Strange But True | Comment | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed:RSS 2.0