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The Argentinian Pig That You Can Shear Like A Sheep
THE Sun wants its readers to “Meet the world’s first sheep-hog — a PIG with its own FLEECE.
“Scientists are baffled by the strange swine — which they say is a pig ‘at heart’ but with a woolly hide.
“The one-year-old is being raised on a ranch near the town of Esquina, 400 miles north of Buenos Aires, Argentina.”
Anorak welcomes evolution and hopes one day there will be a one animal-fits-all approach to farming.
With the right genetic input and some tinkering, we are confident scientists and the Swiss Army can produce something truly special.
As local Catriona Martez says: “Bacon and fleece all in one animal! If only there were more like it.”
You can almost hear the Ronald McDonald Winter Breakfast Bap rolling off the production lines…The Japanese Woman Who Mistook Her Sheep For a Poodle
Posted: 15th, September 2007 | In: Strange But True Comments (85) | Follow the Comments on our RSS feed: RSS 2.0 | TrackBack | Permalink
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September 19th, 2007 at 12:11 am
Stig Says:
September 15th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
‘And what was wrong with the old method - sheep?’
This is way more productive, you have two money producing commodities from the one beast. Now if we can just get it to piss gasoline…
September 18th, 2007 at 3:14 pm
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September 18th, 2007 at 1:01 pm
George Noory is a breath of fresh air now that Art Bell is gone.Art has married and left 4 Asian wives.
The fifth, Ramona, died under extremely suspicious circumstances, due to an asthma attack.
His sixth wife, Airyn Ruiz is also Asian.
Art Abandons his children.
He left Sachiko Toguchi with 2 babies on Okinawa. He even moved here BACK to Okinawa from the states in order to dump her.
He has disavowed his son Art Bell IV who contracted Aids in a convoluted case of consensual gay sex with a teacher who intentionally infected Art Bell IV.
He doesn’t mention his other children.
George mentions his family and shares his experiences with the Coast family. He’s great!
September 18th, 2007 at 12:58 pm
I luv George Noory! He’s a family man who loves his job and his audience. Not like Art Bell. Art has quit Coast 7 times over “family issues”. The latest brought on by the Philadelphia Weekly article that revealed Art left his first wife with 2 babies.
http://www.philadelphiaweekly.com/articles/14998
All of his children have been sexually abused.
The children of Sachiko Toguchi were abused. Art Bell IV was apparently abused. His other children are not mentioned, and never acknowledged.
Now Art has an Asian bride, and a convenient “home” apartment in Manila. With a new baby, how long before Art runs out on Airyn and leaves her in Manila? Or will she succumb to a mystery illness? As for the child? Hopefully she will have a better outcome than any of her step siblings.
George is a great breath of fresh air now that Art is gone and forgotten.
September 18th, 2007 at 10:38 am
you will all be daMMED http://www.coasttocoastam.com
September 18th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Mr. Brain: I do agree with you. THX. Billy Clinton.
September 18th, 2007 at 7:33 am
Again , the only thing wrong with some Americans. I guess the majority voted for Bush is just that, they dont have it correct when figuring out who to vote for. Again I have many American freinds, and have absolute nothing against the USA overall population. To bad about your slumping Dollar, that shows another point that your Country is not run properly. Just think a few years ago or less you got a Buck fifty for a Dollar of ours in less then Two years we are dam near par, and in not to long are CANADIAN DOLLAR will be worth more then yours, the fault of the USA GOVERNMENT now screwing up its own Country,,,EH! COMON USA GET AN HONESTT AS YOU CAN GET GOVERNMENT IN POWER, AND SAVE THE WORLD!
September 18th, 2007 at 7:20 am
Americans [GOVERNMENT] have wrongfully invaided Iraq, troops should get out. Why doesnt the Bush,,[LEAGUE] help Countries such as Sudan,, Answer Bush would do it in a Heart beat if they had something to offer, then the Bush goverment would infiltrait and take over,,, Us Canadians are wondering when the American Government are going to SCREW CANADA OVER for are Water,, Nothing Against Americans in fact I hold dual citizenship , i was born there , all people no matter what are equal,, DAM SHAME ABOUT THE SLEEEEZY POLITICIANS THEY VOTE TO RUN THERE COUNTRY AND SCREW OTHERS. YES THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT ARE NOT APPRECIATED BY MANY.. JMHO.. THE government are equal to the fleece pig as in the picture . CANADA AND BRITAIN ROCK! AMERICANS PLEASE DO A BETTER JOPB IN ELECTING YOUR GOVERNMENT SO THERE CAN BE PEACE,AND OTHER COUNTRIES NOT BE BULLIED THX.
September 18th, 2007 at 12:56 am
66 - You stupid EEE-JIT. AMERICANS had NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS. HE is one of YOURS!!! How DARE you SAY SUCH THINGS, TAKE IT BACK NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT AWAY RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE A BIGGER PIG THAN THE PIG IN THE PHOTO.
HORATIONBOOM’S RIGHT!!!!!
The fucking mess in Irak now, was created by Britain long ago.
TELL HER HORATIONBOOM TELL THAT PIG WHERE TO GO. DAMN BRITS. ALWAYS CAUSING TROUBLE EVERY WEHRE THEY GO!!!!!!!!!! LOOK WHAT THEY R DONE TO THE PORTUGUESE. BRITS GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO ONE WANTS YOU - NO ONE LIKES YOUR SNOBBISH ARROGANT FRIKKIN AHOLES.
September 17th, 2007 at 9:16 pm
I wouldnt be surprised if a ConAgra type company and some other type of BioTech whack job had a hand in this beast, if it really exists and is not a hoax.
This beast isnt even anything that would make sense on an evolutionary level, nor on a creationist level…this is just plain messing with things that should be left alone.
That’s ‘man’ for you—smart enough to figure things out and still dumb enough to play the role of God.
September 17th, 2007 at 12:15 pm
George Noory is the BEST! He is the light of my life. He keeps me going all nite as I work as an enema technician at the Ingham Regional Medical Center in East Lansing Michigan. Come check me out on Facebook! I have a page devoted to George Noory! I also hang out at godlikeproductions.com as “IsIteEvil”. He is the best host, the best voice, and the best man on late night radio. Coast to Coast AM with George Noory ROCKS!
September 17th, 2007 at 7:13 am
I think we have lost focus here… Let’s go get a bucket of shepigen and our quiji boards and hust have some fun until planet X gets here!
September 17th, 2007 at 5:45 am
“hunnenschlatt Said:
September 17th, 2007 at 1:44 am
The majority of the comments regarding this amazing story just proves to me and to the rest of the world, that Americans overall are idiots, morons and buffoons. What an disgrace”
The American Idiots during ww2 saved your future generation of “Brits” not to be fucked by Germans. You fail to remember that American Industry supplied all the shit to your island during ww2, from guns to toilet paper. Even condoms used in england during ww2 by your grandparents were made in Detroit, USA.
The fucking mess in Irak now, was created by Britain long ago.
So “hunnenschlatt” before you open your fucking mouth read some history.
PS: same shit with Russia: tanks to rice supplied by US… During that time the
American idiots, morons and buffoons were the Chinese of today trying to fix your mess.
Get in another mess, see who you gonna call? Spain???
September 17th, 2007 at 5:02 am
C 2 C HAS GONE DOWN HILL . Maybe George can get an Animal Phsycic on the Show, Have the phsycic read the pigsheeps mind and there we go . The first ever interview with an Animal, and a special one at that,,,, ASHEEPIG ! Then after the show A BARBECUE ALA BARBEED SHEEPIG…!
September 17th, 2007 at 4:57 am
I am Georgy’S Twin, so just STOOOOOP PIT, DONT be meeeeaaaan,orrr ufo, get annnnngreeeee eeeee teeeeee phone georgy. UN?
September 17th, 2007 at 3:47 am
George Noory is my best friend. Please don’t say un-nice things.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:12 am
WOW !!!! Thats a nice clone job. Why dont you clone a sheep with woman and pig with woman next. Or just use that cloned animal and lets see what comes out.
Any volinteers??
God will get you for doing this soon.
September 17th, 2007 at 2:01 am
ALSO hunnensuck, what makes you think it was all Americans that made those posts you ingnoramic predjudice WHIMP, mofo. You have a brain smaller than the shepigen. YOU IDIOT. SO PEACE AND LUV, TO YOU SOUR GRAPES.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:56 am
hunnenschlatt… I AM CANADIAN, your post PROVES there are BITTER people out the , where ever you may be, with NO sense of humor , LIGHTEN UP YOU WHiMP WITH NO SENSE OF A FUN FILLED HUMOROUS LIFE. go to the penalty box sit in a dark corner and be a negitve force in life. so there !WAHHHH.
September 17th, 2007 at 1:44 am
The majority of the comments regarding this amazing story just proves to me and to the rest of the world, that Americans overall are idiots, morons and buffoons. What an disgrace!
September 17th, 2007 at 1:00 am
A Shig or a Pheep?
September 17th, 2007 at 12:17 am
That beast has some crazy sideburns!! Muttonchops!!!!
September 17th, 2007 at 12:04 am
The Army will use them as anti terrorist troop associates, my troops can use them for food then there wool to keep them warm, saving a lot of $$$$ that can be used for more weapons.
September 16th, 2007 at 11:48 pm
Will the price of pork go up, or the price of lamb fall?
September 16th, 2007 at 11:37 pm
Nuthin wrong with maken luv with live bacon, i have dun lotsa pigs, and dam proud of it, untill mornng. OUCH!
September 16th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
Extra dirty Swiffer picker uppper
September 16th, 2007 at 8:40 pm
I am a professional photoshop artist, and I wonder if this could be the result of photo-manipulation? I was once mad at my brother and took a very nice photo portrait of him and covered him with sheeps fur, I blended the edges and it looked so real. He didn’t like it at all, but the family had a great laugh. I know this is probably real pic, but we artists can fool the eyes since the renaissance and Tromp l’oeil.
In the last Ice Age the world was populated by pigs with fur, could this be telling us, the world of what we may suspect could happen - Another Ice Age? I know it is far-fetched, however we can’t deny that our generation is directly responsible for drastic changes to our environment. Maybe this cute little pig is a result of our not only manipulating the genetic code, but also the Earth’s environmental code. Something to seriousely consider.
September 16th, 2007 at 8:30 pm
I once had a pig with a nose that could dig, all around in the ground in the dirt. When are humans going to grow a nice wool flacotti?
September 16th, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Jim says,”don’t be surprised when a dog with a human head pops up somewhere”. Jim where have you been. We already have that creature. It’s name is slick willy better known as Bill Clinton. The world’s best known dog….lol
September 16th, 2007 at 7:54 pm
MARY AND CAROLYN,, obvious your to sweet and inocent to be reading these posts…Are you ETIBLE? MMMM , Do you like PIGS, I am a PIG. NOW RELAX!
September 16th, 2007 at 7:35 pm
you can get sick from eating anything , NOT JUST CUTE TASTY LITTLE PIGGIES or sheep for that matter. I SAY ITS DINNER TIME, LOOK OUT PIGGY, YUMYUM PORK CHOP CHOPS.