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The Argentinian Pig That You Can Shear Like A Sheep

swine.jpgTHE Sun wants its readers to “Meet the world’s first sheep-hog — a PIG with its own FLEECE.

“Scientists are baffled by the strange swine — which they say is a pig ‘at heart’ but with a woolly hide.

“The one-year-old is being raised on a ranch near the town of Esquina, 400 miles north of Buenos Aires, Argentina.”

Anorak welcomes evolution and hopes one day there will be a one animal-fits-all approach to farming.

With the right genetic input and some tinkering, we are confident scientists and the Swiss Army can produce something truly special.

As local Catriona Martez says: “Bacon and fleece all in one animal! If only there were more like it.”

You can almost hear the Ronald McDonald Winter Breakfast Bap rolling off the production lines…The Japanese Woman Who Mistook Her Sheep For a Poodle

  1. 1 Moderation Says:

    Ah, that is just so cute. I want it.

  2. 2 Stig Says:

    And what was wrong with the old method - sheep?

  3. 3 Marie Says:

    How cute!! I would love to have one of those as a pet. Too bad they are probably going to kill it. That is terrible. Poor baby.

  4. 4 Anorak Says:

    Is it kosher?

  5. 5 Anorak Says:

    Salmon comes for a pink creature called a pig… at least it does in Argentina…

    Good Yom Tov…

  6. 6 judge judy Says:

    Porky Lamb is most certainly kosher. :)

    The Kawakami Poodle most certainly is not. ;)

    Shana Tova!

  7. 7 Malibu Barbie Says:

    LOL! One year, I got something that looked just like ol bacon breath here for Christmas. It was called a Chia Pet. You watered it every day, and it grew grass for hair.

    I had to get rid of it after awhile, because my dog thought it was ok to urinate on it when I left it on the floor of my bedroom. Chia started to smell and I wasn’t sure at first who was peeing on the floor, Chia or my dog.

    I love pigs. George Clooney has a pet pig that he walks on a leash when he’s not out making more “Oceans” movies.. I would do the same thing if I had more space in my backyard. I think they are real Q-T’s!

  8. 8 Travis Says:

    Who do ya have to baa-oink to get one of those?

  9. 9 malibu Says:

    Damn what’s next Pig with Wings????

  10. 10 docpaul Says:

    Well, when worst come to worst….
    … Ohio farmers and others, there still is a hope….double your pleasure, double your
    $$$$.
    Great!

  11. 11 Fire Fox Says:

    A sign from Allah…name it Muhammad

  12. 12 Jesus Christ Says:

    What is the beneficial purpose of that animal?

  13. 13 Jackie Says:

    I finally do believe the world has gone biserk for sure. Doesn’t this just make you wonder at whom you are talking too? All I can say is have your fun, but why not let the animals have their own life too.

  14. 14 Jid Says:

    How well does the pig cook? It might make an interesting delicacy.

  15. 15 RALPHIE Says:

    I would love to eat all these new strange breeds of animals that they are finding all over the world,YUMMY,I bet they would be TASTY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. 16 james steinke Says:

    I saw a similar animal at west berlin zoo back in 1975.

  17. 17 Paper Says:

    Big deal, so it’s a woolly pig. Remember the woolly elephant and the woolly rhinoceros? So some old genes in his DNA got switched on. It’s not evolution, this is de-evolution. Think of the ‘werewolf’ disease in humans, old gene in the DNA gets switched on.

    Then you’re covered in hair and your coffee gets cold while you shave….and shave…and shave.

  18. 18 richard Says:

    oOOOOHHHH MYYYYYYY, ILUVSHEEP,,,BBBAAHHHHH.

  19. 19 IAMDICK Says:

    DOES ANYONE ELSE LUV SHEEP LIKE I DO?, ILOVE SHEEEEEEP! IAMDICK!

  20. 20 Colonel Sanders Says:

    I’ll bet with 11 herbs and spices it will taste like chicken!

  21. 21 Vince Says:

    Surprise—–Hillary. It seems Bill likes “pigs” with four legs too. Better
    dig through those FBI Files you’ve stashed to find out if porkers land in Mena. P.S. Sir Edmund gives his regards.

  22. 22 IAMDICK Says:

    I THINK THEY SHOULD BREED THESE SHEPIGS , THEN OPEN A BROTHEL FOR THOSE INTO BEASTIALITY!!!!!! I LUV SHEEP!

  23. 23 Bobby L *NKForum Says:

    Pig looks like the awful radio host from CoasttoCoastAm.com ,
    George Noori.

  24. 24 Paul Says:

    You know, there is a Sporting - Fishing store in Montana that has, mounted on their wall, a large fish with a nearly identical fleece. This pig looks alive though, if it was stuffed like the fish, nobody would believe it wasn’t crypotaxidermy.

  25. 25 Colonel Sanders Says:

    IAMDICK, I beg of you please; from this point forward the the “Shepigs” must be referred to as “Shepigens” .

  26. 26 IAMDICK Says:

    Mr. Colonel Sanders, No need to beg, i agree,,, Shepigans it it is,,, I LUV SHEPIGANS,,,, IAMDICK!?

  27. 27 jim Says:

    they are doing genetic crossbreading all over the world, this is proof. Don’t be surprised when a dog with a human head pops up somewhere.

  28. 28 George Bush Says:

    You people are bAAAAD, STOP IT OR ELSE. HMMM PERHAPS A NEW FORM OF FUEL,, HMMM BIODIESEL?

  29. 29 Colonel Sanders Says:

    Jim, why are you worried about genetic crossbreading? Don’t you like eating out and getting hair between your teeth?

  30. 30 Ufo Phil Says:

    Coast to Coast radio died the night Art Bell left the stage.

    The show is run by the jester not capable with the ability to absorb ideas readily.

    So roast the new pig, and eat him alive :)

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