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116-Year-Old Orange Goes On Display

orange.thumbnail 116-Year-Old Orange Goes On DisplayAN orange belonging to Joseph Roberts is on display. Roberts was injured in an explosion at a Stoke-on-Trent colliery in 1891. He died from his injuries. The fruit was unharmed. It has gone on show at the Potteries Museum.

Says Jamie Oliver: “I have seen kids of the ages of four or five, the same age as mine, open their lunchbox and inside is a cold, half-eaten McDonald’s, multiple packets of crisps and a can of Red Bull. We laugh and then want to cry.”

Would the contents of today’s lunchboxes survive detonation? And will our ancestors a century from now be looking at up at a petrified Wotsit in silent awe - ruminating on pieces of dried fruit.

That’s progress for you…

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3 Responses to “116-Year-Old Orange Goes On Display”

  1. Wanderer Says:

    That orange skin is quite cute. :)

    People really give Red Bull to their children?

  2. JuneJohnson Says:

    and so unwrinkled,all the anti wrinkle cream companies will want to know its secrets - pentapeptides? or a new buzzword?

  3. David Says:

    Red Bull?
    My kids were deranged enough without cans of liquid speed to encourage them.
    I was hoping someone would come up with orange juice with valium in it.
    Now, of course, I watch their children doing the same thing to them and laugh darkly.
    Maybe I should give Red Bull to the grandkids
    Woo haa haa haaa (evil laugh)
    :)

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