Getting On His Wick: Monk Gets Candle Stuck In Penis
“HE did a very stupid and shameful thing,” says a Romanian “monastry source” to the Daily Sport. The man with the tonsure is speaking of trainee monk Dumitru Ilie who is said to have got “hammered” and spent the night a woman he met at a party. A woman who may or may not have been a nun.
In the morning Dumitru awoke full of regret and with candle wedged up his penis. Says the doctor who treated him: “I have no idea how he managed to do that but it looked extremely painful.” Albeit unlit…





November 9th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Not seen the light , then?
November 9th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
A candle? HOW?
November 9th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Maybe it was his birthday, he tripped and landed on his cake…. it could happen to anyone