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Getting On His Wick: Monk Gets Candle Stuck In Penis
“HE did a very stupid and shameful thing,” says a Romanian “monastry source” to the Daily Sport. The man with the tonsure is speaking of trainee monk Dumitru Ilie who is said to have got “hammered” and spent the night a woman he met at a party. A woman who may or may not have been a nun.
In the morning Dumitru awoke full of regret and with candle wedged up his penis. Says the doctor who treated him: “I have no idea how he managed to do that but it looked extremely painful.” Albeit unlit…
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November 23rd, 2007 at 12:48 pm
fork handles?
November 14th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
I suppose when you’re a Monk, you must get creative……no such thing as “ordinary” in the world of spiritual enlightenment…….oh, almost forgot, there’s more than one way to get to heaven……you get my drift!
November 14th, 2007 at 4:50 am
maybe he was using it to enhance his masturbatory pleasure. if anyone here has read “haunted” by palahniuk they will know what i’m talking about…i forget the term for it, but yeah apparently if you put something like a small rod in your urethra when you’re spankin it, it feels way good. but it can also go up into your innards and f ‘em up real bad. end of story.
November 13th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
The monk must like torture - S&M Monk - gives new meaning to his Wickie Dickie!
November 13th, 2007 at 1:54 pm
As they used to say in the Convent 10.00pm Lights out…….10.15pm Candles Out !!
November 13th, 2007 at 5:27 am
It gives a holy new perspective to lighting up the world.
November 12th, 2007 at 5:48 pm
[...] sleeps with nun, gets candle shoved up his…er..yeah… A Romanian monk-in-training went to a party and proceeded to become incredibly intoxicated at which point he had sex with a woman who was [...]
November 12th, 2007 at 4:34 pm
I bet the nun wasn’t even a nun but an expert in the ancient art of monk torture and taking revenge for a lousy lay……..
“I said I want a good long stiffie and if you can’t do it, we’ll I’ll do it for you…” or something like that!
November 12th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
Maybe the Nun just couldn’t get it up. so she inserted something that garanteed a poking!
November 12th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Wax on Wax off daniel son
November 12th, 2007 at 1:27 pm
Does it burn when he pees?
November 12th, 2007 at 4:41 am
15 Gander
Its even worse in the ENT department!
November 12th, 2007 at 4:12 am
Not being a man, I wouldn’t know - but wouldn’t that hurt? And not in a good way?
And how come the Doctor snitched on the monk? I thought they had to respect patient confidentiality?
November 12th, 2007 at 3:44 am
Urologists see it all. Pins, needles, wax crayons, vacuum cleaners, bottles and various live or dead animinals. The record insertion was said to be a 6 inch by 3/8 inch glass cocktail stick which surgeons had to remove from a New York party person. It is the nature of these things someone will go bigger, better and more dangerous.
Slightly more interesting than candles are the solid silver or platinum wire rods surgeons sometimes persuade patients will stiffen their resolve. G spot every time gals, every time.
November 12th, 2007 at 3:10 am
What circumference was the candle….impossible unless it was a very thin one!!
November 12th, 2007 at 3:04 am
I tape a stick to it instead!
November 12th, 2007 at 1:53 am
[insert bad cliche] This is pathetic, think of something funny to say or don’t reply at all!
November 11th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
Let he of you who is without sin insert the first candle.
November 11th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Was it one of those re-lighting candles…where you blow and it comes on again?
November 11th, 2007 at 3:03 pm
So much for only having 10 commandments.
“Thou shall not engage in candle play.”
November 11th, 2007 at 2:47 pm
It goes like: Thou hypocrite, first cast out the candle out of thine own penis; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the candle out of thy brother’s penis. Or something.
November 11th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
Wicked!
November 9th, 2007 at 8:39 pm
The nun said she’d give him a good waxing. Just polishing his knob.
November 9th, 2007 at 4:22 pm
Does shreiking in pain count as breaking the vow of silence? one thiongs for sure, he’s not going to want to talk about this incident
November 9th, 2007 at 4:07 pm
Don’t mess with THAT nun!
November 9th, 2007 at 3:35 pm
Maybe it was his birthday, he tripped and landed on his cake…. it could happen to anyone
November 9th, 2007 at 12:31 pm
A candle? HOW?
November 9th, 2007 at 10:53 am
Not seen the light , then?