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Getting On His Wick: Monk Gets Candle Stuck In Penis

“HE did a very stupid and shameful thing,” says a Romanian “monastry source” to the Daily Sport. The man with the tonsure is speaking of trainee monk Dumitru Ilie who is said to have got “hammered” and spent the night a woman he met at a party. A woman who may or may not have been a nun.

In the morning Dumitru awoke full of regret and with candle wedged up his penis. Says the doctor who treated him: “I have no idea how he managed to do that but it looked extremely painful.” Albeit unlit…

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28 Responses to “Getting On His Wick: Monk Gets Candle Stuck In Penis”

  1. JuneJohnson Says:

    Not seen the light , then?

  2. Albert Hurwood Says:

    A candle? HOW?

  3. Andrew Says:

    Maybe it was his birthday, he tripped and landed on his cake…. it could happen to anyone

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