Comments on: Getting On His Wick: Monk Gets Candle Stuck In Penis

By: solfer

solfer — Fri, 23 Nov 2007 12:48:32 +0000

fork handles?

By: Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 17:08:43 +0000

I suppose when you’re a Monk, you must get creative……no such thing as “ordinary” in the world of spiritual enlightenment…….oh, almost forgot, there’s more than one way to get to heaven……you get my drift!

By: thedude

thedude — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 04:50:05 +0000

maybe he was using it to enhance his masturbatory pleasure. if anyone here has read “haunted” by palahniuk they will know what i’m talking about…i forget the term for it, but yeah apparently if you put something like a small rod in your urethra when you’re spankin it, it feels way good. but it can also go up into your innards and f ‘em up real bad. end of story.

By: Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:40:25 +0000

The monk must like torture - S&M Monk - gives new meaning to his Wickie Dickie!

By: Wing Commancer Blink

Wing Commancer Blink — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 13:54:52 +0000

As they used to say in the Convent 10.00pm Lights out…….10.15pm Candles Out !!

By: shawn

shawn — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:27:48 +0000

It gives a holy new perspective to lighting up the world.

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Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:48:11 +0000

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By: Inspector Gadget

Inspector Gadget — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:34:39 +0000

I bet the nun wasn’t even a nun but an expert in the ancient art of monk torture and taking revenge for a lousy lay……..

“I said I want a good long stiffie and if you can’t do it, we’ll I’ll do it for you…” or something like that!

By: Victor

Victor — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 16:29:15 +0000

Maybe the Nun just couldn’t get it up. so she inserted something that garanteed a poking!

By: bigsteve

bigsteve — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:50:23 +0000

Wax on Wax off daniel son

By: Buster Hymen

Buster Hymen — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:27:23 +0000

Does it burn when he pees?

By: lyn

lyn — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:41:47 +0000

15 Gander

Its even worse in the ENT department!

By: Karen

Karen — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 04:12:07 +0000

Not being a man, I wouldn’t know - but wouldn’t that hurt? And not in a good way?

And how come the Doctor snitched on the monk? I thought they had to respect patient confidentiality?

By: Gander

Gander — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:44:09 +0000

Urologists see it all. Pins, needles, wax crayons, vacuum cleaners, bottles and various live or dead animinals. The record insertion was said to be a 6 inch by 3/8 inch glass cocktail stick which surgeons had to remove from a New York party person. It is the nature of these things someone will go bigger, better and more dangerous.
Slightly more interesting than candles are the solid silver or platinum wire rods surgeons sometimes persuade patients will stiffen their resolve. G spot every time gals, every time.

By: lyn

lyn — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:10:34 +0000

What circumference was the candle….impossible unless it was a very thin one!!

By: dzim

dzim — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:04:53 +0000

I tape a stick to it instead!

By: yoink

yoink — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 01:53:11 +0000

[insert bad cliche] This is pathetic, think of something funny to say or don’t reply at all!

By: Right Reverend

Right Reverend — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:47:01 +0000

Let he of you who is without sin insert the first candle.

By: GutMonkey

GutMonkey — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 17:35:08 +0000

Was it one of those re-lighting candles…where you blow and it comes on again?

By: Robert

Robert — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 15:03:32 +0000

So much for only having 10 commandments.

“Thou shall not engage in candle play.”