Man Accused Of Attempting Sex With A Fence
DANIEL French, 24, is accused of making “sexual motions” towards metal railings in Leicester Square Gardens after being challenged by police.
Anorak listens to goings on at Westminster Magistrates’ Court.
Says Philip Lemoine prosecuting: “He said words to the effect of: ‘I’m going to have sex with that fence.’”
He continues: “The gardens were locked and police asked French to leave. He was drunk and there were some sexual motions - drunken silliness - to the railings.”
Oh…
“French said he had a relative who was a solicitor and would teach the police a lesson.”
French admits to being drunk and disorderly. He contests the allegation that he romanced the fence.
Says Mr French: “That’s not right at all about the fence. I was surrounded by three big police officers. I felt I was being bullied and wanted to go home. They were pushing me against the fence and trying to provoke me.
“The suggestion that I was trying to do something sexual to the railings is disgusting.”
French was sentenced to serve the time he had already spent in custody since his arrest.
Mr French is not believed to have enjoyed his time behind bars, although if drunk and desperate enough he might have…
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January 17th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
hope it was nt a wooden fence or with barb wire on it he must not have game
November 26th, 2007 at 8:30 am
[...] found cause to comment on a man who had sex with a bicycle (proven) and another who attempted to romance a fence [...]
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:21 pm
He contests the allegation that he romanced the fence.
Well Michael Douglas romanced the stone and didn’t get arrested!
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:40 am
Drunk and Splintered
November 22nd, 2007 at 10:16 am
erm… what was the charge?
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:23 am
`This young man is setting a dangerous precedent! Given the mindless drunks around, they will all be going it now!
November 22nd, 2007 at 12:01 am
What does anyone expect from a man named French? Fences get lonely too you know.
November 21st, 2007 at 11:05 pm
HAHAHA
November 21st, 2007 at 10:54 pm
“Mr French is not believed to have enjoyed his time behind bars, although if drunk and desperate enough he might have…”