Man Attacks Himself With Frying Pan
IN the Mirror: “David Constantine “stabbed himself in the chest with a kitchen knife and beat himself with a frying pan in an attempt to win compensation payouts”.
From whom?
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January 4th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Gordon Ramsey perhaps?
January 4th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
No such luck!
January 4th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Obviously, this case is “Cut and Fried”
January 4th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
well, if anyone’s ever been unlucky enough to have been given a Le Creuset cast iron cooking pot, merely lifting it from the hob with anything cooking inside is enough to give you a black eye AND a hernia, they are so heavy. Perhaps it was an accident.
January 6th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
the person accused is a mate and has spent a total of a week being arrested and questioned and may have lost his job because of it - just think about the poor people who are unlucky enough to happen to live next door to nut jobs like this one. Still as funny is it?