South Africa’s Dumbest Criminal
A MAN walks into a police station in Pretoria, South Africa.
He says he has been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone.
The detective dials the number of the stolen mobile. Ring. Ring. It is in the man’s pocket.
“The shock left him speechless for a few minutes,” says police spokesman Eugene Opperman. The man was arrested for “perjury”.