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Like Biscuits On The Beach: Hob Nobs In Lancashire

biscuits Like Biscuits On The Beach: Hob Nobs In LancashireFIRST the motorbikes. Then the wood. Now:

Thousands of packets of chocolate biscuits have washed up on the Lancashire shore from a stricken ferry.

The McVitie’s biscuits were being carried on lorries aboard the Riverdance, which ran aground off north shore near Blackpool on Thursday night.

Can you salvage chocolate biscuits, pre-dunked ones?

British holidaymakers would seem to have it made. Can you get free BMW bokes on the Spanish Costas? Does a trip to the Australian seaside provide free planks? 

The UK takes the Anorak Holiday Cup, a trophy fashioned from discarded penguin biscuit wrappers and sponsored by the Biscuit, Cake, Chocolate and Confectionery Alliance.

(Insert joke about water biscuits here - ed)

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