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Bruce Robben Flee And The Bikers

TO a Sydney bar. Two men are planning a robbery. They are carrying machetes. They are wearing balaclavas.

It is 8:50pm. The Regents Park Sporting Club is unsuspecting. They burst in. Everybody down!
But the robbers failed to notice 50 members of the Southern Cross Cruiser Club enjoying a drink in the nearby auditorium.

“Fifty of us jumped out of our seats and raced out to the main bar,” says club president Jerry “Jester” van Cornewal.

A villain sees them. He charges through the glass, leaps off a five-metre balcony and runs through a bowling green.

Another villain is caught. He is treated in hospital for minor injuries. The other man is arrested in streets nearby.

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One Response to “Bruce Robben Flee And The Bikers”

  1. willo Says:

    Knowing the Aussi’s that I’m sure that would have been the ‘Southern Cross Boozer Club’?

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