Beware The Fake Fake Bottoms In New York
IN the New York Post, a story of the woman who promises a better bottom - a Jennifer Lopezxbottom.
Note: Botox and buttocks are not the same thing. When talking with your surgeon, hairdresser or rumpologist remember to speak clearly:
“I need to see your butt,” Kimberly Smedley told a Post reporter posing as a customer last week in a suite at the Eastgate Tower Hotel on East 39th Street.
Smedley, a heavyset woman wearing camouflage pants and fake Ugg boots, then demanded $1,600 in cash to give nine injections to each cheek.
Sitting on a coffee table was a Poland Spring jug, which she claimed contained “medical-grade silicone,” along with a syringe and cotton balls.
“It’s illegal,” she said. “I’m not a doctor, and I’m not a nurse”…
When it was her turn, the woman lay face down on a couch, in view of the others, while Smedley gave her about 10 shots on each side.
“I wanted a J.Lo butt - full, round and high,” the woman said.
The injections gave her the “lift” she wanted - at first. But now she is seeing doctors for many hard lumps, ripples and skin discolorations that have developed on her rear.
Anorak advises that these small bumps - or Minogues - are investigated…
Pic: Hack
March 10th, 2008 at 1:29 am
what an ass blemish named after Ms Minouge ? How scratchably appropriate !