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Word’s Biggest Snow Woman Is A Jew

worlds-biggest-snowwoman.jpgThe Word’s Biggest Snow Woman lives in Bethel, Maine. She is a composite blend of:

Height: 122′1″;
Weight: 13,000,000 lbs. of snow;
5 foot wreaths for eyes;
16 skis for eyelashes;
“Carrot” nose made of muslin, chicken wire & wood frame by the MSAD #44 elementary school children;
5 red auto tires for lips, painted by the Mahoosuc Kids Association;
48 ft. circumference fleece hat made by the Mt. Valley Middle School students;
130 ft. scarf;
6 1/2 ft. Maine-mica snowflake pendant created by Jim Mann of Mt. Mann Jewelers;
30 ft. spruce trees for arms;
3 truck-loader tires for buttons;
2,000 ft. of rope hair!

Someone should tell Mel Gibson. She’s Jewish. (It’s all part of the plot, you know)…

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12 Responses to “Word’s Biggest Snow Woman Is A Jew”

  1. 1
    JuneJohnson Says:

    Cool to the point of frosty?

  2. 2
    Patch Says:

    Am I missing something? How do we know she’s Jewish?

  3. 3
    André Says:

    Patch Says:
    March 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
    Am I missing something? How do we know she’s Jewish?

    I think that the lipstick and the jewelry were a giveaway already.

  4. 4
    Patch Says:

    Oy vay! A bit of schmutter doesn’t make a Jewish lady!

  5. 5
    Anorak Says:

    it;s a Star of David, right? A jewish snowflake…

  6. 6
    Randie-by-Name Says:

    Maybe they had a Bris for the carrot?

  7. 7
    Anorak Says:

    Witnessed by 10 good snowmen and true

  8. 8
    craig Says:

    imagine making the cross to nail her on…

    and i don;t mean sex.

  9. 9
    Mic Says:

    It’s the carrot nose made of muslims…. or have I mis-read that one?

  10. 10
    craig Says:

    Mic

    you mean like

    ‘“… by the MosSAD #44 elementary school children’

    perhaps.

  11. 11
    Mic Says:

    If Mossad built it, it could be a Trojan Snow Woman.

    Ship it off to Osama Bed Linen’s cave in Pakistan, and see if he lets it in. Inside will be a bunch of frostbitten special forces blokes with icicles hanging from their devious plot.

  12. 12
    craig Says:

    to fit that thing in a cave it must be some cave.

    i now have visions of the ultimate evil-doer’s cave palace…

    done in the style of Hasan i Sabbah

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