Word’s Biggest Snow Woman Is A Jew
The Word’s Biggest Snow Woman lives in Bethel, Maine. She is a composite blend of:
Height: 122′1″;
Weight: 13,000,000 lbs. of snow;
5 foot wreaths for eyes;
16 skis for eyelashes;
“Carrot” nose made of muslin, chicken wire & wood frame by the MSAD #44 elementary school children;
5 red auto tires for lips, painted by the Mahoosuc Kids Association;
48 ft. circumference fleece hat made by the Mt. Valley Middle School students;
130 ft. scarf;
6 1/2 ft. Maine-mica snowflake pendant created by Jim Mann of Mt. Mann Jewelers;
30 ft. spruce trees for arms;
3 truck-loader tires for buttons;
2,000 ft. of rope hair!
Someone should tell Mel Gibson. She’s Jewish. (It’s all part of the plot, you know)…
March 16th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Cool to the point of frosty?
March 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Am I missing something? How do we know she’s Jewish?
March 16th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Patch Says:
March 16th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Am I missing something? How do we know she’s Jewish?
I think that the lipstick and the jewelry were a giveaway already.
March 16th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Oy vay! A bit of schmutter doesn’t make a Jewish lady!
March 16th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
it;s a Star of David, right? A jewish snowflake…
March 16th, 2008 at 6:46 pm
Maybe they had a Bris for the carrot?
March 16th, 2008 at 7:13 pm
Witnessed by 10 good snowmen and true
March 16th, 2008 at 7:19 pm
imagine making the cross to nail her on…
and i don;t mean sex.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:20 pm
It’s the carrot nose made of muslims…. or have I mis-read that one?
March 16th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Mic
you mean like
‘“… by the MosSAD #44 elementary school children’
perhaps.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
If Mossad built it, it could be a Trojan Snow Woman.
Ship it off to Osama Bed Linen’s cave in Pakistan, and see if he lets it in. Inside will be a bunch of frostbitten special forces blokes with icicles hanging from their devious plot.
March 16th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
to fit that thing in a cave it must be some cave.
i now have visions of the ultimate evil-doer’s cave palace…
done in the style of Hasan i Sabbah