Cheesus, The Cheetos Christ Supersnack
STEVE Cragg, Director of Recreation and Youth Ministries at Memorial Drive United Methodist Church, Houston, is eating a bag of Cheetos when he comes across a vision.
He thinks it looks like a… a vision!
“When I first saw it. Oh, it kind of looks like a dog or something with the two legs. Then I turned it on its side. I was fixing to eat it,” said Cragg. “And that is the image I saw. I don’t think the heavenly choir actually started singing, but in my mind they did.”
His students have named it Cheesus.
Says he: “Please know that I am not making light of Easter or religion. I do not think that God makes Cheetos that look like Jesus or creates images of Himself on screen doors.
“I do know that God reveals Himself to us in a zillion different ways. Seeing the image of Christ in a Cheeto means that I was able to imagine it. God’s creation is full of signs and things that can and do remind us of Him.”
Old Mr Anorak once found a stain on his pyjamas that looked like a young Cliff Richard…
March 23rd, 2008 at 11:21 pm
Congratulations and Jubilations, Old Mr Anorak
March 24th, 2008 at 7:52 am
And his Little Cliffie
March 24th, 2008 at 9:35 am
Cheesus. That’s why the Jews are circumcised.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
I shudder to think what kind of stains Cliff may have found on his pyjamas.
March 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
He was a rum looking bugger, that Christ feller…
No wonder that people paid attention to him, and that the Romans had him bumped off.
The following is an extract from a communication between the Roman emperor and his Colonial governer, unearthed by archeologists in what i s believed to be an early example of a violin case.
“Ey, Pilate! Wassa you tryna do to me eh? Is yousa tryin to a make-a-da monkey outta me? Dis cheesy snack lookalike is a pain inna da ass, an’ upsetting our operation. Listen up… youse a gotta make-a dis Cheesus guy an offer he canna refuse, if yousa getta my drift….
I’se a sendin youse a beeg a potta Mammas Salsa Dip, so you makea no mistakes, eh?
Oh,, an Pilate…youse a make-a-da sure youse a washa youse hands after using da Salsa dip, we don’t a want any prints…. comprende? Ciao.”
March 25th, 2008 at 12:08 am
And they did pilates, wicked.