No wonder that people paid attention to him, and that the Romans had him bumped off.

The following is an extract from a communication between the Roman emperor and his Colonial governer, unearthed by archeologists in what i s believed to be an early example of a violin case.

“Ey, Pilate! Wassa you tryna do to me eh? Is yousa tryin to a make-a-da monkey outta me? Dis cheesy snack lookalike is a pain inna da ass, an’ upsetting our operation. Listen up… youse a gotta make-a dis Cheesus guy an offer he canna refuse, if yousa getta my drift….

I’se a sendin youse a beeg a potta Mammas Salsa Dip, so you makea no mistakes, eh?

Oh,, an Pilate…youse a make-a-da sure youse a washa youse hands after using da Salsa dip, we don’t a want any prints…. comprende? Ciao.”