Singapore Teaches Lessons In Seduction
IN Singapore, the government is offering students lessons in seduction.
The city state’s flagging birth rates need upping.
Says 18-year-old mechanical engineering student, Isabel Seet, in the Straits Times newspaper: “My teacher said if a guy looks into my eyes for more than five seconds, it could mean that he is attracted to me and I stand a chance.
“It’s very interesting, and if I have a boyfriend in future, I’ll know how to cope with any problems we may have.”
Specifically, if said lover, most likely an optician, has cataracts, myopia or mad staring eyes.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Please, please, remove that picture.
March 24th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I think he fancies me
March 24th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
John Prescott when he first clapped eyes on Tracy Temple?
March 24th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
God, it’s still there …
Anyway: He’s got balls!